27th, January 2011
Key Posts
1 Cheryl Cole Moth Wings Present The World's Worst Tramp Stamp Tattoos
In light of Cheryl Cole's tramp stamp tattoo we bring a gallery of the world's worst... More »
27th, January 2011
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27th, January 2011
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3 National Television Awards 2011 Photos: Inside Louis Spence
Spence has never disappeared up his own arse – but someone else seems to have... More »
27th, January 2011
Strange But True
Man Poos On Shop Floor When Clerk Refuses To Let Him Use Toilet
What is the greater crime: pooing in the shop or leaving it behind..? More »
27th, January 2011
Strange But True
British Soldier Calls Lover To Propose: Dials Wrong Number (Audio)
Are you the soldier who called his pregnant lover "Samantha" but actually left a message on the phone of Diane Potts, an alternative therapist from Tyneside?.. More »
27th, January 2011
Key Posts
1 Child Abused By Gaming Dad In Xbox 360 Video
The perils of modern life: XBox child abuse... More »
27th, January 2011
Celebrities
5 Elton John's Gay Family Photos Censored By Anti-Gay Christians In Arkansas
Looking at Elton John, David Furnish and Zachary can turn you gay... More »
27th, January 2011
Sports
2 Richard Keys Smashes It Nicely: Sky Sports' Hairy Goalpost Speaks
He's been on TalkSport. The radio station let him speak. And Keys did not disappoint... More »
27th, January 2011
Key Posts
The National TV Awards Photos: Cheryl Cole's Tramp Stamp And Katona's Coloured In
At the O2 Arena in London, the people who live inside the magic box arrived to be seen. So we looked... More »
26th, January 2011
Key Posts
BBC TV Host Chris Addison Encourages Islamists To Murder George Bush: HIGNFY Jumps The Shark
On Tonight’s Have I Got New For You, actor Chris Addison looked at a photo of George W Bush and his father George Bush and said it wold be good if they were murdered... More »
26th, January 2011
Strange But True
Drunk KFC Robber Pulls Balaclava Over Eyes: Hilarity Ensues
When John Veitch tried to rob Kentucky Fried Chicken he was wearing a balaclava...over his eyes... More »
26th, January 2011
Strange But True
Woman Kills Devil Dog That Chewed Her Bible
Woman sends dog to the pit (bull) of hell... More »
26th, January 2011
Key Posts
1 Genghis Khan Proves That Mass Murder Can Be Good For The Environment
Hitler used gas a bullets. He was no true Green Shirt. He was no Genghis Khan... More »
26th, January 2011
Strange But True
Japanese Super Nanny Monster Scares Naughty Children Into Compliance
Super Nanny has never taken her naughty step to Japan. There is no need... More »
26th, January 2011
Key Posts
1 Richard Keys: The Loose Men Audition Tape
Had only Gray and Keys been women talking about stupid men on Loose Women, or two wise housewives on an advert for a cleaning product that those idiotic men cannot fathom out, they'd have been ok... More »
26th, January 2011
Politicians
Tommy Sheridan: Victim Of Arrogance And Left Wing Conservatives
He was so arrogant he thought he would get away with it. His political comrades told him it would be better to own up and pass it off. It probably would have been the correct route... More »
25th, January 2011
Politicians
2 Lord Taylor Of Warwick's Next Taxi Is A Black Maria
He was accused of claiming for travel costs between a home in Oxford and the House of Lords, when he actually lived in the capital.... More »
25th, January 2011
Reviews
16 Sleeping Pets Give You Bubonic Plague (In Flea-Bitten 1974)
Scare Story of the Day is the Mail’s news that sleeping with dogs will kill you in painful ways... More »
25th, January 2011
Film
The Oscars 2011: The Nominations (Including Jessica Alba And Twilight)
The Last Airbender leads the way... More »
25th, January 2011
Key Posts
5 Taco Bell Beef Is 64% Vegetarian: Plan To Wean Americans Off Meat Well Advanced
Meat eaters look away - this is what you've been eating... More »
25th, January 2011
Music
The Justin Bieber Doll Is All Dolls To All People: Photos
You can buy a singing Justin Bieber dolly. Toy Justin doesn’t weep, pray, eat and poop, but it does sing One Less Lonely Girl when you press a button on his face... More »
25th, January 2011
Reviews
Jared Loughner Pleads Not Guilty: Release The Nazi Pundits
Loughner has pleaded not guilty in federal court in Phoenix to killing 6 people and shooting 14 more, including Congresswoman Gabrielle Giffords in the head at close quarters. We will now be witnesses to a lengthy trial in which all manner of theories will be examined... More »
25th, January 2011
Strange But True
1 Suicidal Woman Falls 330ft On Taxi And Lives: Photos
The woman depressed enough to take her own life is now broken physically as well as a mentally. Is that a miracle? More »
25th, January 2011
The Consumer
Bar Refaeli To Head Israeli Negotiating Team: Photos
Should Bar Refaeli be the Israeli’s chief negotiator in any talks with the Palestinians? We ask in light of the news that best looking people are often the most intelligent... More »
25th, January 2011
Royal Family
2 Kate Middleton Is Beyond Parody: Just Ask Johann Hari, Rod Liddle And Talbot Church
This is how journalism works... More »
25th, January 2011
Reviews
9 How Joanna Yeates Became A Daily Mail Parlour Game
It’s all about the question and how one woman’s death can be turned into a form of entertainment you can play along with at home... More »
