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22nd, December 2010 Key Posts 1

Manchester City's Mario Balotelli Is A Cock: Photos

Mario Balotelli has won the Golden Boy trophy. This sounds like a spray-painted waiter given to the top drunk dancer at an Ibiza super-club... More »

22nd, December 2010 Politicians 2

Vince Cable Gets Head Start On LibDem Job Seekers

Cable realises that to get a headstart on his LibDems colleagues when they start looking for jobs after the next election he must end his political career now... More »

22nd, December 2010 Technology 1

Australia Introduces Airbags On The Outside Of Cars

Yeah, the bag will inflate just, er, before the collision... More »

22nd, December 2010 Celebrities

Peter Andre And Kerry Katona's Christmas Together: What Lies Within OK!

Andre is on the cover of OK!. He’s giving the camera a big muppet-mouthed smile while shoving a large fairy cake into his daughter Princess TenaLadii’s face... More »

22nd, December 2010 Key Posts

Snow: A Gallery Of Fantastic Sculptures And Designs

Snow. Like George Bush, France and an intense itch, you miss it when it’s gone... More »

22nd, December 2010 The Consumer

South Africa Promises Drink Drivers Will Be Raped In Jail

If you are not raped, then you might be able to sue the makers of this TV advert for making a false claim... More »

22nd, December 2010 Reviews

Stephen Griffiths: Mike Tindall And Police Fail And Prostitutes Don't Matter

The former public school boy even told one probation officer that his murder career would begin "in his early 30s". Tell the police... More »

22nd, December 2010 Key Posts 4

Sir Paul McCartney Plays Liverpool As Heather Mills Recalls Her Life As Penny Lane: Photos

Heather Mills’ words were still ringing in our ears as Sir Paul McCartney played a concert at the Carling 02 Academy in his home city of Liverpool. The interview is a must read... More »

21st, December 2010 Technology

Wikileaks Should Wear Its iPhone Ban With Pride

Apple has banned Wikilekas app. form it's iPhone. The Big Corporation disapprove... More »

21st, December 2010 Reviews 1

Julian Assange Accuses Nick Davies Of Journalism

Assange, the Wikileaks man whose ghostly pallor is the most transparent thing about him, is not happy with the Guardian... More »

21st, December 2010 The Consumer

Children Invited To Kill A Pig For Fun: Pig Goes Pop

Having met Spain's Pipi Max and Germany’s pooing Kackel Dackel, Jeux Sans Frontières for plastic toy pets welcomes the UK's Pig Goes Pop... More »

21st, December 2010 Reviews

Stephen Griffiths Murdered Women Because The Law Says Prostitutes Are Criminals: Case Photos

The women did not die because they were prostitutes. Griffiths did not kill because he was a student. The victims are all women. The killer is a man... More »

21st, December 2010 Strange But True 3

The Lunar Eclipse In Photos: Sweden Invades And A Pagan Orgy Begins

Did you see the lunar eclipse? We’ve got some photos of the moon starting to move into the Earth's shadow... More »

21st, December 2010 Strange But True

Swedish Man Charged With Sexual Molestation For Licking Woman's Arm: Julian Assange Might Wonder

Sweden’s sex scene is a complex place... More »

21st, December 2010 Royal Family

Zara Phillips And Mike Tindall Sell Wedding Rights To Hello!?

IT our joy to announce that Mr Mike Tindall (of the Swollen Face Tindalls) is engaged to Zara Phillips (Of the Windsor-Munsters... More »

21st, December 2010 Music

Shakira Works The Primark Lettuce Leaf: O2 Show Photos

Shakira Isabel Mebarak Ripoll is 4ft 11in, and is thus able to dress in Primark’s junior range... More »

21st, December 2010 Strange But True 3

Police Shoot Golden Retriever Because It Barked At Them

Local police chief Lt. Tina Daniel tells us that “the officer commanded the dog to stop, but it did not, so he shot and killed it”... More »

21st, December 2010 Strange But True

Bob The Builder Arrested For Dogging In Surrey

“The male was dressed, or undressed, quite eccentrically, wearing a yellow builder’s hard hat and a high-visibility jacket that just covered the top of his thighs..." More »

21st, December 2010 Key Posts 1

Julian Assange: Is Wikileaks Blackmailing Bank Of America?

Assange accuses the Guardian's Nick Davies of – get his - “selectively publishing” the more interesting parts of that rape case. Yep, he accuses Davies of journalism... More »

21st, December 2010 Key Posts

Awkward Christ Cards: A Wonderful Gallery Of The Terrible

We’ve compiled a gallery of awkward, terrible and wonderful Christmas cards. You cannot help but enjoy them... More »

21st, December 2010 Film

Hollywood Stars First Films: A Great Gallery

For every Johnny Depp, who made his firm film appearance in A Nightmare on Elm Street (movie), 1984, there are thousands of actors who never went on to make it big.... More »

20th, December 2010 Sports 1

London Olympics 2012: The Floodlights Light Up The Snow Covered Stadium (Photos)

One day a Championship football club will play here, they said. Part-time Premier League side West Ham are destined for the 60,000 stadium. Or will it be Tottenham... More »

20th, December 2010 Strange But True

Christian Fundamentalists Repent Amarillo Murder Santa for Jesus: Video

Having failed to burn a Koran, Christian fundamentalist group Repent Amarillo (pals of Terry Jones) have taken to this new stunt: murdering Santa... More »

20th, December 2010 Key Posts

EastEnders Cast Come Out In Support Of Julian Assange: Wikileaks TV

It was great to see Jane Beale, Ian Beale’s long-suffering wife, lending her support to the Wikileaks’s founder’s cause in the face of an alleged rape... More »

20th, December 2010 Reviews

Chief Inspector Laurence Taylor Is UK UnCut's Joke Of The Day

Chief Inspector Laurence Taylor, of Sussex Police, has been using Twitter to get his message out there... More »