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14th, December 2010 Reviews

Heatbulbs Seized And Destroyed For The Good Of Mankind

Time to catch up with Siegfried Rotthäuser, the German whizz whose Heatballs... More »

14th, December 2010 In Pictures 1

Balaclava: Demo Fashion

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14th, December 2010 Sports 8

World Cup 2022: Free Qatar Buys Straight Footballers (Gays Banned)

Sepp Blatter says that anyone looking to be gay or having gay thoughts in 2022 Qatar “should refrain from any sexual activities"... More »

14th, December 2010 Key Posts

The X Factor 2010 Was A Fix: Full Voting Results By Week

The thing was rigged. Yep, who knew that a TV show could be scripted and manipulated to come up with the most entertaining outcome?... More »

14th, December 2010 Celebrities

Katie Price's New Blonde Baby: Wikileaks Misses Jordan Pregnancy Shocker

La Price is pregnant. It’s front-page news in the Daily Star, which can always be relied upon for facts... More »

14th, December 2010 Key Posts

Man Castrates Teenage Daughter's Middle-Aged Lover

Helmut – and more nominative determinism, eh, readers – used a bread knife to remove the lover’s testicles. He later tells the police... More »

14th, December 2010 Key Posts 3

Wikileaks And Madeleine McCann: Spinning A Story From A Thin Cable

Our Maddie is back on the front pages. The missing child is on the front page of the Guardian... More »

14th, December 2010 Reviews

RIP Havildar Lachhiman Gurung: Remembering A Brave Man

One night, over 200 Japanese soldiers attacked. Gurung was alone in his post... More »

13th, December 2010 Key Posts 1

Wikileaks: Is Secretive Julian Assange An Enemy To Openness?

Just because information is classified, does not mean it is valuable... More »

13th, December 2010 Reviews 2

Saving The Education Maintenance Allowance With A Digital Gun

The protests are not going away. The youth want to be heard. But if the elite will not listen, do they have a choice but to take more direct action?... More »

13th, December 2010 Reviews 1

Christians Versus Unmarried Gay Sex In Cornwall Hotel Case

Gay couple Steven Preddy and Martyn Hall are suing Peter and Hazelmary Bull for refusing to allow them to share a double bed at their Chymorvah Private Hotel in Marazion near Penzance, Cornwall.... More »

13th, December 2010 Music 1

Susan Boyle Survives The Mania To Live A Life Outside The Book

Boyle remains impervious to the Americanisation process. Her chest, teeth and skin tones are her own... More »

13th, December 2010 Key Posts

Taimour Abdulwahab al-Abdaly: A Life In Photos

What do we know about Taimour Abdulwahab al- Abdaly, the man who blew himself up in a terrorist attack on Stockholm?... More »

13th, December 2010 Strange But True

Preston Taxi Drivers Taken To North End Stadium For Re-Conditioning Horror

The Fit and Quit Squad are coming to gt you, Ozcab 5..! More »

13th, December 2010 Royal Family

Hurrah For The Students: Prince Charles And Camilla Make For A Unifying Target

Tsk! How very terrible. The only surprising thing is that the attack wasn’t enough to unite the entire country to the student cause... More »

13th, December 2010 Politicians

Alan Johnson Is A Champions' League Bullshitter

And these are the people in charge... More »

13th, December 2010 Strange But True

Clerk Beats Off Robbers With Feather Duster (Video SFW)

Want to see a shop clerk beating off two robber with a feather duster? One of the villains has a machete... More »

13th, December 2010 Key Posts

Male Model Charlie Gilmour And The Top Shop Boot: A Pink Floyd Video

Gilmour is on the books of Select Model Management who have supplied bodies and faces for Top Shop campaigns. Has he featured in one..? More »

13th, December 2010 Money 2

That Irish Bailout Joke: A German Tourist Arrives

On this particular day a rich German tourist is driving through the town, stops at the local hotel and lays a €100 note on the desk... More »

13th, December 2010 Reviews 4

Luton: Taimur Abdulwahab al-Abdaly Linked To Pastor Terry Jones And The EDL

Taimur Abdulwahab al-Abdaly is the name linked to the suicide attack that killed two people in Stockholm. He used to live in Luton... More »

13th, December 2010 Money

Kiwi Death Blast Mine Goes Bust - None Recovered

The worst possible news has come for the grieving families of 29 coal miners killed in explosions last month... More »

13th, December 2010 Music

X Factor 2011 Final: The Captain And Tennille

X Factor 2011: Introducing The Captain and Tennille's poptastic song Muskrat Love... More »

13th, December 2010 Reviews

Man-Made Tsunami Hits Tuvalu Domain: Land Prices Remain Buoyant

Cancun climate chats are over. Skins have been tanned and winter climate cooling avoided by our elected elite... More »

13th, December 2010 TV & Radio

Matt Cardle Knew Susan Boyle's Cousin: X Factor Local News

The important thing about Matt Cardle, X Factor champion for 2010, is that he must be claimed as local to as many places as possible... More »

13th, December 2010 Key Posts

Julian Assange Is Harry Harrison On Dating Site: Asian Teengirl Stalkers Welcome

Was Assange looking for love and good times on a dating website in 2007, posting under the name Harry Harrison..? More »