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6th, December 2010 TV & Radio

Is The X Factor More Corrupt Than FIFA? One Direction Photos

That most manipulative, cynical TV show the X Factor shows FIFA that England can play up, play up, and play the game of voting rigging... More »

6th, December 2010 Film 1

Mel Gibson's The Beaver Is Film Gold: Trailer

Jodie Foster directs Mel as a man with puppet on his hand. It’s a beaver and Mel treats it as if it were real... More »

6th, December 2010 Key Posts 1

The Best TSA Gropes In Photos: How To Feel Up A Stranger Legally

What is the approved method of feeling up a stranger and not being arrested nor smacked in the mouth?... More »

6th, December 2010 Celebrities

Want To Buy Harrison Ford's New York Loft? Photos

Harrison Ford is flogging his New York flat for $16m. Want to have a look around the 5,500-square-foot penthouse loft at 206 West 17th Street...? More »

6th, December 2010 Celebrities

Rihanna Gives Cream Dreams For GQ: Photos

She looks a bar of confectionary with a creamy filling. You can read the ingredients down the side.... More »

6th, December 2010 Film 4

Amanda Knox Film Reduces Meredith Kercher To An Extra At Her Own Funeral

Knox is not only a murderess appealing against her conviction for her part in the brutal killing for Meredith Kercher, she is a muse, inspiring a TV film called the The Amanda Knox Story.... More »

6th, December 2010 Sports

Lickspittle England Thrashing Julian Assange's Australia In Ashes: Photos

Meanwhile in Adelaide, the land of Assange is getting creamed at cricket by US lickspittle, Team England... More »

6th, December 2010 Politicians

Wikileaks: Idiotic Liam Fox And Malcolm Rifkind Attack The Capitalist Julian Assange

Wikileaks is not only a news source for lazy journalists – it is a resource for lazy terrorists... More »

6th, December 2010 TV & Radio

Tigger Spoons Piglet: Pooh Bear Is Sexualised

Mr A Tiger is spooning Piglet. Pooh would be envious. Isn't that his bondage gear Piglet's got on?... More »

6th, December 2010 The Consumer 2

Black Friday Shoppers Trampled By Shopping Jihadis: Video

Black Friday shoppers are being trampled by their marauding co-shoppers at a Target store in North Buffalo Target store.. More »

6th, December 2010 The Consumer

Cash4Gold's Letter To MC Hammer Fan Mr Haberny

Mr Haberny has been harvesting gold the world over. But he does not just want cash. He wants an “ungreased backdoor; Hammertime love making session”... More »

6th, December 2010 Key Posts

Queen Elizabeth's Used Knickers For Sale: Photos

PSST! Wanna buy a pair of knickers worn by Queen Elizabeth 2?... More »

6th, December 2010 TV & Radio

James Naughtie On Culture Secretary Jeremy *unt

Naughtie by name, naughty by... More »

6th, December 2010 Politicians

Anna Chapman And Katia Katuliveter Prove Russia's Spymasters Are Bonkers: Photos

Russia’s secret service seems to be believe that no-one pays much heed to attractive Russian women in short skirts... More »

6th, December 2010 Reviews

Carol Needham On Playboy And Page 3: How A Legend Was Made

The Sun recently celebrated 40 years of its Page 3 girls and among them was 70s and 80s pin-up Carol Needham who made 62 appearances in the tabloid... More »

6th, December 2010 In Pictures

Pirelli Calendar 2011

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6th, December 2010 Key Posts 7

Wikileaks: Hounding Julian Assange Is Illegal And Immoral

The claims people will die as a result of Wikileaks' actions are a nonsense. Any repercussions are a result of the original actions rather than the fact of those actions being exposed... More »

6th, December 2010 TV & Radio

TV Captions: The Best Ones Ever

The TV researcher has listened to their stories and distilled the lot into one pithy, sensationalist line. Here are some of the best... More »

6th, December 2010 Key Posts 2

The Unicorn Cow Presents A World Of Monsters

In China, Jia Kebing owns a unicorn cow. The cow has a horn on its head... More »

6th, December 2010 Sports

Bearcat Arrested For Throwing Snowballs

M. Robert Garfield III is throwing snowballs into the stands. He is dressed as a Bearcat... More »

6th, December 2010 TV & Radio 2

Man Almost Killed In Live TV Stunt: Crowd Give Low Scores

Samuel Koch is on the German TV show Wetten, Dass?. He will bounce over five cars wearing stilts with springs stuck to them... More »

6th, December 2010 TV & Radio

Man Pulled From Path Of Speeding Train

At Madrid's Puerta del Angel station, a man has fallen onto the track. People look on. Some wave their arms... More »

6th, December 2010 Reviews 17

The Met Office Gets It Spectacularly Wrong

The Met Office has a £33million supercomputer that says this winter will be “milder” than previous years... More »

6th, December 2010 Key Posts

Katia Zatuliveter: Sex, Photos, Short Skirts, And Anna Chapman

Zatuliveter is being deported for alleged spying for the Russians. Did the woman born in Dagestan work for the SVR (External Intelligence Service)? Not sure. But she certainly worked for Mike Hancock... More »

5th, December 2010 In Pictures

Justin Bieber Pulls In London

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