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3rd, December 2010 Key Posts 1

Inside The Wikileaks Headquarters: Photos

Wikileaks is being broadcast from a Cold War bunker deep within Sweden’s White Mountain... More »

3rd, December 2010 Strange But True

Kentucky To Build Noah's Ark: Al Gore'S Home Might Yet Float

They are building a huge Noah’s Ark in Williamstown, Kentucky... More »

3rd, December 2010 Key Posts

Inside The Weird And Worrying Japanese Brothel: Photos

This Japanese brothel has rooms to satisfy every sexual fantasy that swirls about the head of Japan’s salary mean as they ride the train (room 4, sir)... More »

2nd, December 2010 Sports

World Cup Fix Exclusive: Anyone But England

But we are ready for 2026 and all that. Then English will go with a Russian-inspired bid based on hooliganism, racism... More »

2nd, December 2010 Sports

Toby Young Jumps On England World Cup Bid Late And Fails

The World Cup 2018 bandwagon looked to have reached its apogee of pap when Kelly Brook joined the throng. Then Toby Young arrived.. More »

2nd, December 2010 Reviews

Miscarriages Give You A Heart Attack

SCARE Story of the Day is that women who lose more than one baby in pregnancy are at a greater risk of having a heart attack... More »

2nd, December 2010 Key Posts

Mugshot Of The Day: Art Taylor Cocaine Face

Art had drugs in his car – a bag of cocaine – which he swallowed... More »

2nd, December 2010 The Consumer 1

New Computer Engineer Barbie Has No Need Of Friends Nor Pizza

After lesbian Barbie, meet Computer Engineer Barbie. No, readers Geek Barbie has not cut down on her depilation nor gone long on pizzas and porn... More »

2nd, December 2010 Key Posts 2

England Win World Cup 2026: Sepp Blatter Made Un-Refusable Offer (Russian Style)

The stadia needed to play the actual matches have yet to built in Russia. The roads linking the stadia have yet to be built in Russia. But the scalpers, black marketeers and crooks are all ready... More »

2nd, December 2010 Celebrities

Miss Great Britain Finalists Wear Bikinis In -2 Degrees: Photos

Frozen smiles all round... More »

2nd, December 2010 The Consumer 5

The Andrex Puppy Is Dead: Dead Dog Is New Wispa

The Andrex puppy is dead. He’s been put to sleep and replaced by a CGI virtual dog... More »

2nd, December 2010 Reviews 3

Lecturer In Political Violence Charged With Assaulting Policeman At Manchester Student Demo

Emmanuel-Pierre Guittet, 34, has been charged with assaulting a policeman. For research..? More »

2nd, December 2010 Key Posts

Wikileaks: Fame Hungry Julian Assange Steals Credit for CRU ClimateGate?

Wikileaks: a noble ideal being ruined by vanity and a hunger for fame... More »

2nd, December 2010 Key Posts 1

Giuly The Obese Cat Plays Almost Dead: In Photos

Fat Cat Giuly has reached the level of the internet sensation that only a fat cat can attain. Before it dies... More »

2nd, December 2010 In Pictures

Estate Agents' Signs - Funny Ones

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2nd, December 2010 Key Posts 5

Baby Sets Pregnant Woman On Fire During Birth

The pregnant women sat on the gurney waiting for her caesarean at the Sheba Medical Center in Tel Hashomer, Israel, has been set on fire... More »

2nd, December 2010 Strange But True 2

Frisky Horse Tried to Eat Woman's Christmas Hat In Dorset

Mrs Samme, of Cerne Abbas, Dorset, regrets buying a hat that looks like a Christmas pudding and modelling it in a field to “get into the spirit of Christmas”... More »

2nd, December 2010 Celebrities 2

Katie Price's Princess Diana Defence Fails As She's Banned From Driving In West Sussex And Beyond

Price had tried the Prince Diana defence. Her solicitor, Robin Sellers delivers a great excuse... More »

2nd, December 2010 Strange But True 3

Man Marries His Dog: Honeymoons in Park

"I said that could be us. She didn’t say anything so I took that as a yes..." More »

2nd, December 2010 Music

Exclusive: Marc Mysterio Says Brandy Norwood 'Dissed Us' As Court Date Looms

Brandy Norwood will stand trial in a $6million lawsuit brought by Anorak’s pal DJ Marc Mysterio... More »

2nd, December 2010 Sports 2

Birmingham City And Aston Villa Fans Ruin England World Cup Bid: Photos

England now revert to plan: David Beckham uses England’s 30 minute final pitch to FIFA to offer a discount on all his wife’s denims... More »

2nd, December 2010 Reviews 6

A Room With A View

A new occasional feature we call A Room With a View... More »

1st, December 2010 TV & Radio

X Factor: One Direction And Cher Lloyd Enter The Dead Zone At Secret Gig (Photos)

After the freak zone, the crying zone and the hate zone, the show is now in the dead zone... More »

1st, December 2010 TV & Radio

Boston's Sexy Saturday: Beer And Campari Soaked In A Tampon All Night Long

Sexy Saturday features P Diddy, 50 Cent, Obama, Jamie Lee Curtis stripping, more Obama and a tampon loaded with Pabst beer and Campari... More »

1st, December 2010 The Consumer 6

Tammy Banovac Foxes The TSA: Lingerie Model Dresses For Work At Airport

The TSA grope checks have made a star of Tammy Banovac... More »