1st, December 2010
Celebrities
Kelly Brook Backs The World Cup Bid: Photos
The good news is that Kelly Brook is throwing her weight behind England's World Cup bid for 2018... More »
1st, December 2010
Celebrities
1st, December 2010
Key Posts
10 Wikileaks: The Death Of Famous Julian Assange
Julian Assange - his best hope is of being found by the Americans... More »
1st, December 2010
Technology
Twitter Is Worth $4bn: But What Is It?
Your witty lines and links to better stuff elsewhere is worth loadsa money. More »
1st, December 2010
Celebrities
What Links Kate Middleton And Lily Allen? Katie Nicholl Knows
Allen hasn’t been in the news much latterly, so the time is apt for her to go on Twitter and called Daily Mail gossak (can we coin that word?) a “C*NT”... More »
1st, December 2010
Reviews
Everybody Loves Julian Assange: Mummy Christine Speaks And Murders The Wikileaks Cool
"I’m reacting as any mother would. I’m distressed..." More »
1st, December 2010
Key Posts
I'm A Celebrity: Gillian McKeith Flavours Her Sanitary Towels With Herb Cubes
"I felt very proud when they searched me on the first day and only found one garlic bulb...” More »
1st, December 2010
Reviews
1 Daily Mail Readers' Poll Of Polls: Facebook Gives You Cancer
What gives you more cancer: Facebook, or broccoli...? More »
1st, December 2010
Music
Kanye West On Rihanna: The Art Of The Celebrity Interview
Kanye West is interviewing Rihanna for Interview magazine. It’s hideous stuff that... More »
1st, December 2010
Key Posts
The Shake Weight Is Beyond Parody: Video
Adolescents and Priapic men prepare to be amazed as your keep fit regime just went legit... More »
1st, December 2010
Key Posts
Wikileaks: The Hypocritical New York Times Published The Cables Because They Fitted Its Agenda
Want to know why the New York Times published the Wikileaks leaked cables and never published the ClimateGate emails? More »
1st, December 2010
Strange But True
1 NASA Heralds The Arrival Of Santa: Because Science Matters
NASA is to hold a news conference at 2 p.m. EST on Thursday, Dec. 2, that will rock the worlds... More »
1st, December 2010
Sports
England Will Win 2018 World Cup Bid If They Expose FIFA's Real Game
David Beckham is leading the charge on the headquarters of that greedy, self-serving club for corporate toss-pots called FIFA... More »
1st, December 2010
TV & Radio
Rock Warrior Thor Will Now Tear Up The Vegas Strip
Because everybody wants a piece of the action... More »
1st, December 2010
Strange But True
2 School Report Contains 14 Spelling Mistakes: Photo
Email of the Day comes from the teacher at Gleed Girls’ Technology College, in Spalding, Lincolnshire... More »
1st, December 2010
Music
Marc Mysterio Cancels US Tour Over TSA Fisting Abuse
Suspected pantie bombers kill culture... More »
1st, December 2010
Royal Family
3 Independent Uses Two Pages To Says Nation Could 'Not Care Less' About Prince William And Kate Middleton
The very first story you read in the Independent i paper is that one third of Britons “couldn’t care less” about the royal wedding... More »
1st, December 2010
Strange But True
When A Chinese Boy Gets Stuck In Washing Machine: Mum Calls State TV
When Chaofan, 3, got stuck in his mum’s washing machine Taiyuan, Shanxi Province, she did what anyone would do: she called the media... More »
1st, December 2010
Strange But True
Women Hide Stolen Goods In Rolls Of Fat
Ailene Brown, 28, and 37-year-old Shmeco Thomas are accused of shoplifting goods by hiding them under their rolls of fat... More »
30th, November 2010
Film
One Direction Dazzled By Victoria Swarovski At Chronicles Of Narnia Premiere: Photos
To The Chronicles Of Narnia: The Voyage Of The Dawn Trader premiere in London’s snowy and gritty Leicester Square... More »
30th, November 2010
Sports
Snood Watch - Carling Cup Photos: Giggs Wins At West Ham As Nasri Shames Arsenal
The quarter-finals of the Carling Cup and Anorak is on Snood Watch... More »
30th, November 2010
Strange But True
Lancashire George Clooney Involved In Dating Site Perfume Theft
Blackburn Magistrates’ Court calls Tracie Barnes, who was on date with the “George Clooney lookalike” she had met on the Bnaughty online dating site when disaster struck... More »
30th, November 2010
Strange But True
1 Man Caught Masturbating In Harry Potter And The Deadly Hallows Show
Would it affect our judgement if we knew which star he was excited by...? More »
30th, November 2010
Celebrities
Sheryl Crow Is Selling Her Green Mansion: Photos And Toilet Paper Included
Sheryl is the singer and star or the 2007 “Stop Global Warming College Tour” (on the road), the star who told us to use only one square of paper per bowel movement... More »
30th, November 2010
Politicians
Student Fees Demo Photos: Mutism And Dead Lions For Change
A much more effective form of protest would be mass insolent mutism. Or the People's Silence... More »
30th, November 2010
Key Posts
Student Demo 3 Photos: London, Cambridge, Brighton, Sheffield, And Manchester Wants Maggie Thatcher Dead
Student Demo 3: Heated Debate In A Cold Climate. Before the photos, a few things to look out for... More »
