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27th, November 2010 TV & Radio

Episode 4: Alan Partridge's Mid Morning Matters

Because live local radio is not funny enough already, here's episode 4 of Alan Partridge's Mid Morning Matters... More »

27th, November 2010 TV & Radio

I'm A Celebrity: That Sheryl Gascoigne 'Romp' With Lindford Christie

Sheryl Gascoigne is the subject of a Daily Star story in which she will tell of her “jungle romp with Lindford”... More »

27th, November 2010 TV & Radio

X Factor: Katie Waissel In Jedward Double Act With Emily Barnett Salter Is Her Jedward Twin (Photos)

Did Katie Waissel join Jedward on stage in X Factor 2009? Well... More »

26th, November 2010 Celebrities

Katie Waissel's X Factor: A Detailed Look At Sheila Vogel-Coupe's Mature Courtesans

I must say Helga's business is a tribute to the kind of fine manners we should expect in these times of Old Etonian governance... More »

26th, November 2010 Key Posts

Let's Buy The Terrestar-1 Satellite And Give Free Internet To The Forgotten Billions

Want to buy a huge satellite and position it over Papua New Guinea..? Of course you do... More »

26th, November 2010 Key Posts

Barack Obama And Prince Charles: Two Green Peas In A Thin-Skinned Pod

In misogynistic America, no woman will be leader. In America, Prince Charles would be King. The misogynistic poltroon would get on with Obama... More »

26th, November 2010 Sports 3

Bernie Ecclestone On 'Soft And Simple' Jenson Button: Caption Contest

Ecclestone must have wished he had been a little more considerate of Jenson Button's mugging scare in Brazil after this... More »

26th, November 2010 Key Posts

Dara And Sara Are Iran's National Dolls Declare War On Barbie

A “toy seller” called Masoumeh Rahimi is presented to say: "I think every Barbie doll is more harmful than an American missile.” He can mock... More »

26th, November 2010 Reviews

Twins Jailed For Child Porn: Thought Crimes Are Not Actions

New that identical Blackburn twins James Blackie and Patrick Blackie 26, have been jailed for child sex crimes opens the debate on if paedophiles are born or created. More »

26th, November 2010 Royal Family 4

Widdleton: Kate And William Wedding To Double As Princess Diana Memorial As Earl Spencer Speaks

The Daily Mail says that to help Kate Middleton be her own woman, Princess Diana’s brother Charles Spencer has been asked to address the throng at the wedding ceremony... More »

26th, November 2010 The Consumer

Gillian McKeith Does Not Endorse The Kackel Dackel: Video

Celebrity poo inhaler Gillian McKeith has not endorsed Kackel Dackel, the pooing doggy game for all the gamily... More »

26th, November 2010 Royal Family 2

Kate Middleton And Prince William At War With Catholic Nazi Lizard Steeplejacks

Kate Middleton and Prince William are to marry on April 29 2011. Other notable events on that day, which some of who wish to avoid to Diana-fest can attend... More »

26th, November 2010 Politicians

United Nations Says It's OK To Execute Gays

Thanks to your caring United Nations is it legal to execute gays and lesbians... More »

26th, November 2010 Royal Family 5

Widdleton: OK! Wishes Kate Middleton And William A Wedding Like Diana's

Kate Middleton and Prince William will be delighted to read the cover of OK! and thereon learn that their wedding will be “A DAY LIKE DIANA’S”... More »

26th, November 2010 In Pictures

Victoria Beckham At 17

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26th, November 2010 The Consumer 7

Bernard Matthews RIP: Turkeys Rejoice

It was the farmer who did not make it to see Christmas this year… More »

26th, November 2010 Key Posts

Man Smashes Motel Room Hunting For Trapped Midget

Motel guest trashes room to find trapped 'midget' - as the voice on the phone tell him to... More »

26th, November 2010 Reviews 3

Student Demo Photos: Why Did Police Pen In Children?

Did the police overreact to the protest? Or did they behave appropriately..? More »

25th, November 2010 Key Posts

Donkey Shlong Condoms For Gamers Guarantee No Extra Lives: Photos

CONDOMS for Gamers include the Donkey Shlong condom and the Sextris rubber. More »

25th, November 2010 Celebrities

Amanda Holden's Meat Paste Face Hosts The Collars & Coats Gala Ball: Photos

Amada Holden hosted the Collars & Coats Gala Ball, a South Korean and North Korean summit supper over plates of steaming strays and novelty gloves... More »

25th, November 2010 Politicians

Guardian's Harriet Sherwood Gets It Wrong On Israel And The Jews

Harriet Sherwood brings Guardian readers news of Israel – and she gets it wrong. Says she... More »

25th, November 2010 Key Posts 1

Wikileaks: Russia's State Radio Smears Julian Assange

A load of US State Department cables are about to be leaked. How many? Almost three million. Who’d be a researcher wading through that lot?.. More »

25th, November 2010 Politicians

Journalist Kneels Before Nick Clegg: Photos

Did the Press Association journalist have to kneel when she interviewed Nick Clegg, the Deputy Prime Minister at Durand Academy Primary School in Stockwell..? More »

25th, November 2010 Royal Family 3

Queen In Abu Dhabi Photos: Her Majesty Gets Bargain On Wills Honeymoon Package

The Queen is in Abu Dhabi on what many believe to be a shopping expedition, looking for stuff for her grandson’s wedding... More »

25th, November 2010 Strange But True

Burqa Bandit Raids Bury Jewelers: Multi-Racial Gang Escapes

The figure in the burqa at the Jadee Jewellers store in Rochdale Road, Bury, is a man wielding a machete.. More »