Episode 4: Alan Partridge's Mid Morning Matters
Because live local radio is not funny enough already, here's episode 4 of Alan Partridge's Mid Morning Matters... More »
Because live local radio is not funny enough already, here's episode 4 of Alan Partridge's Mid Morning Matters... More »
Sheryl Gascoigne is the subject of a Daily Star story in which she will tell of her “jungle romp with Lindford”... More »
Did Katie Waissel join Jedward on stage in X Factor 2009? Well... More »
I must say Helga's business is a tribute to the kind of fine manners we should expect in these times of Old Etonian governance... More »
Want to buy a huge satellite and position it over Papua New Guinea..? Of course you do... More »
In misogynistic America, no woman will be leader. In America, Prince Charles would be King. The misogynistic poltroon would get on with Obama... More »
Ecclestone must have wished he had been a little more considerate of Jenson Button's mugging scare in Brazil after this... More »
A “toy seller” called Masoumeh Rahimi is presented to say: "I think every Barbie doll is more harmful than an American missile.” He can mock... More »
New that identical Blackburn twins James Blackie and Patrick Blackie 26, have been jailed for child sex crimes opens the debate on if paedophiles are born or created. More »
The Daily Mail says that to help Kate Middleton be her own woman, Princess Diana’s brother Charles Spencer has been asked to address the throng at the wedding ceremony... More »
Celebrity poo inhaler Gillian McKeith has not endorsed Kackel Dackel, the pooing doggy game for all the gamily... More »
Kate Middleton and Prince William are to marry on April 29 2011. Other notable events on that day, which some of who wish to avoid to Diana-fest can attend... More »
Thanks to your caring United Nations is it legal to execute gays and lesbians... More »
Kate Middleton and Prince William will be delighted to read the cover of OK! and thereon learn that their wedding will be “A DAY LIKE DIANA’S”... More »
It was the farmer who did not make it to see Christmas this year… More »
Motel guest trashes room to find trapped 'midget' - as the voice on the phone tell him to... More »
Did the police overreact to the protest? Or did they behave appropriately..? More »
CONDOMS for Gamers include the Donkey Shlong condom and the Sextris rubber. More »
Amada Holden hosted the Collars & Coats Gala Ball, a South Korean and North Korean summit supper over plates of steaming strays and novelty gloves... More »
Harriet Sherwood brings Guardian readers news of Israel – and she gets it wrong. Says she... More »
A load of US State Department cables are about to be leaked. How many? Almost three million. Who’d be a researcher wading through that lot?.. More »
Did the Press Association journalist have to kneel when she interviewed Nick Clegg, the Deputy Prime Minister at Durand Academy Primary School in Stockwell..? More »
The Queen is in Abu Dhabi on what many believe to be a shopping expedition, looking for stuff for her grandson’s wedding... More »
The figure in the burqa at the Jadee Jewellers store in Rochdale Road, Bury, is a man wielding a machete.. More »