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22nd, November 2010 Reviews

Police Call For Teenage Muslim Video Game Players To Own Guns

Adrian Whiting, Assistant Chief Constable of Dorset Police, says ten year olds are of fit mind to own and operate guns. The Mail says there is “fury”... More »

22nd, November 2010 Reviews

St Andrews University Day Raisin Festival Photos: Duke University Shamed

Is this how Kate Middleton met Prince William, who will relive the magic as Kate goes to cut the wedding cake and Wills pushes her head into it? More »

22nd, November 2010 Politicians

Ireland's Minsters Living In Fear Of The People: Photos

Can Nationalists and anti-capitalists profit from Ireland’s Troubles? At the Gates of the Government buildings in Dublin, Sinn Fein protestors massed... More »

22nd, November 2010 TV & Radio

The Rap Antidote: Jon Lajoi Is A Normal Guy Motherf**ker.

The rap without the delusion... More »

22nd, November 2010 Reviews 2

Legalised Heroin Would Kill Off The Taliban And Make The Drug Clean

Heroin shortage in UK is "putting lives at risk" laments that trashy newspaper known as The Guardian, noting that the Afghan poppy harvest has been blighted by fungus and that dealers are adulterating supply to maintain profits. More »

21st, November 2010 Music

The T4 Awards In Photos: JLS Leaving Them Panting

THE T4 Awards show in photos: The Saturdays’ Frankie Sandford wore hotpants, JLS left them panting and Olly Murs was pants... More »

21st, November 2010 Politicians 1

Mahmoud Ahmadinejad Want You To Marry A Young Iranian And Defuse The Sexual Bomb

Iran they used to marry young. Now the youth wait longer and hug the big penis. There are between 13 million to 15 million Iranians of marrying age who are not married... More »

21st, November 2010 Madeleine McCann 28

McCann's Madeleine Book Launches Day Kate Middleton Marries Prince William: Who Blinks First?

April 28, 2011 will be a busy day for news... More »

21st, November 2010 TV & Radio

X Factor: Rhydian Roberts No Longer Glows In The Dark At War Of Worlds (Photos)

Whatever happened to X Factor runner up Rhydian Roberts, who was pipped at the post by Leon Jackson (look him up - he does not exist!) and finished one place above Same Difference, a brother and sister act John Wydnham would have thought too creepy? More »

21st, November 2010 Reviews 3

Marijuana Stops Breast Cancer: Video

A compound can stop breast cancer from spreading, inhibiting the rogue gene. And it's non toxic... More »

21st, November 2010 Politicians 3

Boy Stripped And Felt Up By TSA: Video

The US's TSA is in the news for its grope downs and dick measuring service. Here' a video of the border guards patting down a young boy and taking his top off... More »

21st, November 2010 The Consumer

Let's See Those Comical Suit Supply Porn Adverts Again: Mumsnet Demands It

The Telegraph find a reason to publish those sexy Suit Supply photos of men in suits and women in skin - that look like outtakes from a Dutch take on a Great British sex comedy? More »

21st, November 2010 Politicians

Boehner Escapes TSA Dick Measuring Service: Cancer Sufferer Forced To Show Breasts

Charlotte, where Cathy Bossi, a flight attendant, is forced to bare her breasts during a TSA pat down / rub down / grope... More »

21st, November 2010 Royal Family 1

Bishop Likens Kate Middleton And Prince William To Shallow Celebrities: Jan Moir For Lambeth

Bishop: “I managed to avoid the last disaster in slow motion between Big Ears and the Porcelain Doll, and I hope to avoid this one too...” More »

21st, November 2010 Reviews

Pamela Somerville, Mark Andrews And The Failure Of CCTV

Mark Andrews has been acquitted. He was one star of the police video in which Pamela Somerville was dragged into a police cell. She was left unconscious... More »

21st, November 2010 Celebrities

Lucinda Turner Photos: Jason Manford's Phone Sex Date

Want to see photos of Lucinda Turner, the woman who had “sleazy phone sex” (is there another kind?) with BBC TV’s man in Top Man shirt and sensible haircut Jason Manford...? More »

21st, November 2010 TV & Radio 2

X Factor: Katie Waissel And The Link To Islamic Extremism

Is X Factor hate figure Katie Waissel being targeted because she is Jewish..? More »

21st, November 2010 Reviews 2

Kate Middleton's Ring, Katy Perry's Flash Mob And Somalia Missions: Photos Of The Week

That was the week in which The Queen pulled on her nightvision glasses, and Kate Middleton avoided comparisons with Princess Diana by wearing the celebrity princess’s engagement ring... More »

20th, November 2010 Royal Family

Prince William On Honeymoon Scouting Missing To Blackpool: Photos

Prince William, soon to marry Kate Middleton, was in Blackpool to scout out honeymoon spots.... More »

20th, November 2010 Reviews 2

Pope Says Male Prostitutes Can Use Condoms: Lapsed Nuns Go Kerb Crawling

Pope Benedict XVI says you can use condoms. But only is you are male prostitute... More »

20th, November 2010 TV & Radio

X Factor Beatles Week: Katie Waissel Performs As Heather Mills

John Lennon gets murdered by Cher Lloyd before millions in super slow motion... More »

20th, November 2010 Politicians 3

Swiss Fascists Seduce Muslims With Tales Of Naked Women

The Swiss People's Party (SVP) says that Switzerland is a land full of very clean, tight-skinned, young, naked white women who bathe in the ice cold waters of Lake Zurich... More »

20th, November 2010 Reviews

US Anti-Terrorism Officials Prepare For The Marijuana Jihad

What to anti-terrorism officials do when there are too few terrorists to police? Why, they prepare for the coming marijuana wars... More »

20th, November 2010 Royal Family 1

Is Kate Middleton's Engagement Ring A Fake?

Kenneth Jay Lane's "Princess Simulated Sapphire Ring" is available via QVC and by Royal Appointment? More »

20th, November 2010 Key Posts 2

Carlos Rodriguez Is Our Half A Head Mug Shot Of The Day

Carlos Rodriguez is our Mug Shot of the Day. That's him with half his head missing... More »