20th, November 2010
Reviews
TMZ And The Talking Courthouse Plant
How does corporate porn and paparazzi site TMZ get those celebrity scoops? Well, it does what tabloids have done for decades: it pays people... More »
20th, November 2010
Reviews
20th, November 2010
Strange But True
1 Duck Has Three Legs And Four Feet: How Does It Get Around?
I say, I say, Yang Fuyong, of Linchuan County, Guilin, southern China's duck has three legs and four feet. More »
20th, November 2010
Politicians
1 Afghanistan Time To Go Demo: In Photos And Acronyms
The British Muslim Initiative (BMI) is in central London as part in the Afghanistan: Time to Go demonstration. Joining them are CND and STWC (Stop The War Coalition)... More »
20th, November 2010
Reviews
2 Using Marijuana To Cure Worms In Ducks Is Illegal
M. Rouyer uses marijuana to rid his ducks of worms at his home in Gripperie-Saint-Symphorien, France... More »
20th, November 2010
Royal Family
1 Kate Middleton Pregnant: Star Scoops Rivals With Tomorrow's News Today
With Kate Middleton not yet dead in the Express, the Star delivers another front-page scoop: “Wills is going to be a dad"... More »
20th, November 2010
TV & Radio
The Unbreakable Glass Lid Breaks: QVC Demo Fail
On next week's show, the unbreakable concrete floor... More »
20th, November 2010
TV & Radio
X Factor: Katie Waissel Gets That Britney Spears Hair Cut
Katie Waissel has left the X Factor. The singer who could not be killed off by conventional voting methods has left of her own accord. The Star is factual about "FRAIL" Katie... More »
20th, November 2010
Royal Family
2 The Death Of Kate Middleton Is A Sorry Tale (Photos)
So. Who gets to kill or kidnap Our Kate..? More »
20th, November 2010
Reviews
Why Did Police Take 45 Minutes To Spot Dying Shaleem Amar?
That man dying in the back of white Mercedes Sprinter van stopped by armed police in Sunningdale, Berkshire is Shaleem Amar... More »
19th, November 2010
Royal Family
Royal Engagement Facebook Fail: Video
The Queen is on Facebook. Kate Middleton and Prince Williams are to be married. And then... More »
19th, November 2010
Key Posts
How A Perfect Playboy Centerfold Is Made: Year Of The Rabbit Photos
is showing you behind the magic curtain at a Christies’ auction of stills entitled "The Year Of The Rabbit". Airbrushing 101... More »
19th, November 2010
Politicians
Young Socialists For Orgasms: Spanish Political Movement Promises An Ejaculation With Every Vote
A vote for the Young Socialists in Catalonia will give you an orgasm. Vote now and vote often... More »
19th, November 2010
Politicians
18 Soldier Who Refused To Return To Afghanistan Hands Back Medals
Joe Glenton is the now ex-soldier who was jailed for refusing to return to Afghanistan... More »
19th, November 2010
Key Posts
The TSA Protest Song: Comply With Me, Obey, Obey, Obey
Anorak's pal behind the Rubber Curtain, Iowahawk, bring news of the protest song of the age. Bend over and grab your ankles. You're in for a bumpy ride... More »
19th, November 2010
Film
Isabella Rossellini's Nature Porn Video: Flip-Off With Flipper
Rossellini wants to show the world how dophins have sex. Those perverts are at it all the time. Well, it's the spare hole and the latex suits.... More »
19th, November 2010
Key Posts
Strictly Come Dancing Photos: Ann Widdecombe Dances The Cillit Broom Bang-A-Bang
Was this an advert for a new celebrity mop, the renowned virgin launching her own brand of Cillit Bang?... More »
19th, November 2010
Celebrities
Emma Watson Photo Timeline: The Pervy Uncle Hair Cut
Harry Potter means one thing to editors: Emma Watson showing some flesh. Daniel Radcliffe has exposed his genitals on stage. Rupert Grint has done topless (as they all must). But Emma gives only glimpses... More »
19th, November 2010
Strange But True
1 World Toilet Day: The International Pooing Contest Is On
Gentlemen, to your high-fibre cereals!!!! Ladies...as you were... More »
19th, November 2010
Politicians
Tory Councillor Suspended From Party For Agreeing With Barack Obama On Gays
Mr Windows has been censured for saying that he was “disturbed” to learn that Sir Ian McKellen had been speaking to school children about being gay... More »
19th, November 2010
Politicians
1 Ireland: The EU's Malign Institutions Kill The Nation State
The extraordinary editorial in The Irish Times yesterday asks "whether this is what the men of 1916 died for: a bailout from the German chancellor with a few shillings of sympathy from the British chancellor on the side" More »
19th, November 2010
Royal Family
Royal Wedding Comes Too Soon For Abingdon Bun Tossers
Kate Middleton and Prince William’s bun tossing event at Abingdon County Hall Museum, Oxfordshire, hangs in the balance... More »
19th, November 2010
Royal Family
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Kate And William Brown Nose Watch: The Telegraph Wins Again
Kate Middleton is to marry Prince William Wales and the Telegraph has made its job to coat the event in a syrup of cloying ooze... More »
19th, November 2010
Key Posts
3 Racist Burqa-Clad Woman Proves Criminals Hide In Burqas
Time for an update on Carnita Matthews, the burqa-clad woman who called the police racist for pulling her over for a breath test... More »
19th, November 2010
Key Posts
The Young Director Award 2010: Someone Is Grounded
Born to create drama: a short video... More »
19th, November 2010
TV & Radio
1 Jason Manford Is No Longer The One Show's One
The married telly ace has been having sexy times with as many as 12 women on the web... More »
