Who Stuffed Coventry Cat's Head Into Bag Of Pork Sratchings?
Honey the cat lives in Coventry. Mary Bale lives in Coventry. Honey the cat has had her head pushed into a bag of pork scratchings by "thugs". More »
Honey the cat lives in Coventry. Mary Bale lives in Coventry. Honey the cat has had her head pushed into a bag of pork scratchings by "thugs". More »
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TreyC scooped three times as many votes as Waissel, who would have gone home... More »
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All the hateful, likeable, ignorable and shaggable gonad munchers... More »
Tessa the cat eats with a fork. She's so sophisticated. Tessa uses chopsticks, dontchaknow... More »
The former EastEnders hard man who hangs about with hard men on a show for Sky telly about hard men, is a dad... More »
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Gordon Ramsay, the panicky botulism-faced TV chef, has written an open letter to his wife Tana Ramsay mother Greta Hutcheson not to sever links to his family... More »
Dave visited a branch of Tesco’s because that’s what Brits do when abroad: seek out the familiar and ex-pats... More »
Niels Arden Oplev, director of the orgianl screen verison of Stieg Larsson's The Girl With the Dragon Tattoo Oplev is not happy with the Hollywood version... More »
The woman overcharged for adding the weight of her breasts to her bags of fruit and vegetables has been refunded the £5 surcharge... More »
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A few weeks on from the rescue of the 33 – an orchestrated media spectacle milked by the country’s president - two mine workers have been killed... More »
Knox, the photogenic blonde American who murdered Meredith Kercher with two male accomplices, is to stand trial for slander... More »
Louis Walsh, aka ‘big Archie Andrews, says Paije Richardson is “a little Lenny Henry”... More »
The PR calls it "a nod to post-feminist sensibilities"... More »
To help the Dutch better identify the good stuff, the country’s government is sending out marijuana-scented scratch and sniff cards... More »
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Noah Smith, 31, has broken into a home in South Carolina. He has a mouse up his rectum... More »