X Factor Fix: Proof That TreyC Cohen Was Robbed
The country faced a new democratic crisis last night after it emerged that the X Factor is a scripted TV show that has no bearing on reality whatsoever... More »
The country faced a new democratic crisis last night after it emerged that the X Factor is a scripted TV show that has no bearing on reality whatsoever... More »
What better to give “REAL” stars perspective - oh for the authenticity of poverty, real breasts and humdrum lives - than loads and loads of jobbing celebs? More »
You were the randy window – the north’s Robert Asquith - who cheated on Vera and then ended up for all eternity in her arms... More »
When Hayley Adamson was killed in Newcastle upon Tyne by a speeding police car driven by Pc John Dougal in May 2008, police called her a “scumbag”... More »
Colleen Thomas is her to save you from the lizard people. If you are a lizard person, meet your enemy... More »
Reed is directing the video of Susan Boyle’s Perfect Day. It’s Boyle’s cynical Christmas hymn. Boyle’s shtick is to take any song and make it churchy... More »
“If you’re a dirty old man and feeling the stress, find a pretty girl and look up her dress!” Oh... More »
A year is a long time in power... More »
The Leader of the Labour Party Ed Miliband was speaking to media outside University College Hospital, London, following the birth of his second child last night, a 8lb 3oz poll boost... More »
Patton Jr., of Dublin, Dalware, is accused of using devices to collect urine in public toilets. He is charged with the unlawful collection of a bodily substance... More »
The film is called “Guaranteed Sex”. Really... More »
As any fool knows it is now much cheaper to use your computer (and Skype) to make long distance phone calls than it is actually ringing someone up in the time-honoured fashion. Trouble is most PC microphone/speaker combis are cheap, nasty and ugly. More »
The mini pigs are the EU’s preferred lab animals... More »
Blair is ready to trouser £50,000 for addressing a US conference on…toilet roll and disinfectant producers. Well, if anyone knows what it is to keep an arsehole clean it's Tony... More »
The Young Boozer III election signs are a hit. The retired Republican banker from Montgomery, Alabama, won the day... More »
Wagner is rubbish but he gets through because he is more entertaining than another cruise ship warbler. Katie gets through because she is so desperate to succeed her failure will be TV gold... More »
The Pope is in Barcelona. He’s consecrated Barcelona's unfinished Sagrada Familia church. Homosexuals staged a protest... More »
Did Fiddler, 26, put her baby daughter Maggie May in the washing machine, a top loader? And turn it on..? More »
The social network just climbed... More »
Want to see Katie Waissel’s tattoos? More »
But Patty Bigbee is not Mary Bale. It’s not as if the child is a cat. No Facebook campaign. No death threats... More »
Newcastle United “bad boy” Roy Carroll is reported to have screamed "Ride me! Ride me!" as he had sexy times with a woman in Kevin Nolan’s bedroom... More »
What really happened in the 2010 chef-of-chef's final.. More »
The Sunday Express leads with news that the Portuguese judiciary will reopen the search for Our Maddie... More »
irates have bucked the recession and earned an impressive £7.5m in mooring fees for two ships... More »