5th, November 2010
Technology
3 Brian Blessed Is The Booming Voice Of Your SatNav
Wind up the windows, users. When Blessed gives directions the car behind is liable to make the first move... More »
5th, November 2010
Technology
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5th, November 2010
Celebrities
1 X Factor: Sinitta Talks About How Much She's Moved On From Simon Cowell
Simon Cowell’s jobbing lover emeritus, is telling OK! about the X Factor and Simon Cowell... More »
5th, November 2010
TV & Radio
11 Student Fails To Get 'SHITFACED' On Countdown
The Countdown word of the day is “SHITFACE”. Rachel Riley, the TV show’s hostess with the least-est, reveals the letters: DTCEIASHF'.... More »
5th, November 2010
Reviews
2 Police Song Title Shooter Amazulu Says Saunders Is Too Good To Be Forgotten
Alpha Zulu 8 has been suspended from the police force for, allegedly, inserting song titles into his report on the shooting dead of Mark Saunders. Only... More »
5th, November 2010
Technology
Cayman Islands Beat Wales To .cym Domain Name
Wales is not a state. It has less impact on the world than the Cayman islands. Fact... More »
5th, November 2010
Politicians
Will Ban On Weed Lead Jail Prisoner Vote Campaigner John Hirst Back To Jail?
He told the BBC's Jeremy Vine Radio Show that he's breached the terms of that licence by smoking marijuana... More »
5th, November 2010
Key Posts
8 Roshonara Choudhry: Revolution Muslim, South Park Censored And How To Commit DIY Jihad
RevolutionMuslim.com says "gifted" Roshonara is an inspiration. It wants Muslims to take up “the knife of jihad” (good news: the enemy is down to using knives; we still; have huge guns and jets)... More »
5th, November 2010
TV & Radio
1 BBC News Journalists Strike: ITN, Sky And CNN Carry On
The firefighters are not striking over Bonfire Night and Diwali (chuck and elephant on the barbecue, and have a joint party) – but the BBC news presenters are... More »
4th, November 2010
TV & Radio
Cheryl Cole's Favourite X Factor Act Ever Is Cheryl Tweedy (Video)
X Factor sensation - Cheryl Cole's favourite act ever is... Cheryl Tweedy... More »
4th, November 2010
Politicians
Barack Obama Was Defeated By Blood Of Jesus: Photo
"THE BLOOD OF JESUS AGAINST OBAMA / HISTORY MADE 4 NOVEMBER A TALIBAN / MUSLIM ILLEGALLY ELECTED PRESIDENT USA HUSSEIN" More »
4th, November 2010
Celebrities
1 Katy Perry Helps Great Russell Brand Find God In Her Breasts
Katy describes her husband as “a great man of God”. More »
4th, November 2010
Music
Hot Property Rihanna Turns On London Christmas Lights: Photos
What does the celebrity say at such an occasion? Let's see... More »
4th, November 2010
Reviews
Police Sergeant Salim Razaq Kept Machine Guns And Laundered Cash In Lancashire Home
Razaq is a sergeant with the Lancashire Police Force. At his house has a Sten machine gun, two Uzi machine guns, 228 bullets, a knuckleduster, a bullet-proof jacket and £72,000 of cash... More »
4th, November 2010
Celebrities
Natalie Cassidy's Twitter Row With Denise Van Outen: Mum-On-Mum Action
Cassidy has a baby and a TV show called Natalie Cassidy: Becoming Mum. Natalie was chiefly famous for being on EastEnders and then embarking on a tabloid career as Fatalie Cassidy... More »
4th, November 2010
Strange But True
1 Radio Presenter Can't Recall Masturbating On London Flight
Mr Prendeville is sat between a male and female passenger at the time. Only, his mind was elsewhere... More »
4th, November 2010
Technology
London Olympics: £9 Billion To Create The New Hoxton
Can the geeks, nerds and hipsters find use for the infrastructure being erected around the Olympic site in East London?... More »
4th, November 2010
TV & Radio
Can The Boston Celtic's Nerd Boy Save The Bon Jovi Jihadi? Video
Can the krazy kid at the Boston Celtics game make Bon Jovi’s Livin’ On Prayer acceptable?... More »
4th, November 2010
Royal Family
4 Camilla Duchess Of Cornwall Inspects The Household Helmets: Photos
She’s a bawdy tossback to an age when the Royal Family felt little need to be faithful. Produce a heir in an arranged marriage and shag everyone else at will... More »
4th, November 2010
Technology
2 Metaflex Gives You The Invisibility Cloak Your Dirty Mind Craves
Metaflex is the material that manipulates light and gives you the invisibility cloak you've always dreamed about owning... More »
4th, November 2010
Technology
Formula Rossa Photos: The World's Fastest Roller Coaster Helps Your Inner Saddo
The150 miles per hour Formula Rossa salves the inner saddo by sitting you in a mock Ferrari chair... More »
4th, November 2010
Key Posts
16 Joel Monoghan Dog Sex Photo: Australian Sports Star In Pet Shame
Joel Monoghan is the Canberra Raiders player getting his penis noshed by a large white dog during Canberra's Mad Monday festivities... More »
4th, November 2010
Celebrities
Katy Perry's Sexy Gifs: Snapshots Of Rapture
Perry knows that sex sells. We’ve compiled a few Gifs of Katy going about her work and putting thoughts in your dirty minds... More »
4th, November 2010
Reviews
2 Can The Daily Express Give You Cancer? John Ingham Investigates
Why are so many people now getting cancer?” That question to you, Michael Douglas and Jennifer Saunders... More »
4th, November 2010
Reviews
3 Roshonara Choudhry Gives The Islamo-Fans Sexy Dreams (And Leicester)
The whoopers and yellers are what happens to young men when they choose militant religion over football hooliganism... More »
4th, November 2010
Politicians
Kim Jong-Il's Many Names And Anti-US Propaganda Posters
Before a collection of North Korean propaganda posters that show the US to be bloodthirsty sadists, a look at Wikipedia's list of all the titles Supreme Bouffant Kim Jong-il has garnered... More »
