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3rd, November 2010 The Consumer

The Made-To-Measure Dildo Is A Thing That Exists

Stephanie Dorr makes made-to-measure dildos.. More »

3rd, November 2010 Reviews 4

Madeleine McCann: Kate And Gerry McCann's Open Letter In Full

This is the letter Kate and Gerry McCann have released that calls on the UK and Portuguese governments for a joint or independent review over their daughter Madeleine's disappearance.... More »

3rd, November 2010 Celebrities

Peter Andre Loves Katie Price? Well, If It Helps Sell Records

Peter Andre wants to talk about “MY LOVE FOR KATE”. The Daily Star has facts... More »

3rd, November 2010 Madeleine McCann 38

Madeleine McCann: A Joint Review, An Online Petition And Begging Letters

Says Gerry McCann: “Essentially for the last three-and-a-half years the authorities have not been doing anything proactive to help Madeleine”... More »

2nd, November 2010 Politicians

Presidential Candidate Iowahawk Is Screening Calls: Obama Is Also Out

Hello, this is Congressman Chuck Harbinson again. Look, I just wanted to make sure you didn't get the wrong impression from that last robocall... More »

2nd, November 2010 Sports

Champions' League Photos: Spurs Thrash Inter Milan 3-1

Spurs fans believed. And Harry Redknapp managed to string a sentence together - sort of - for the post-match interview on the telly. More »

2nd, November 2010 TV & Radio

Masterchef Winner Claire Lara's Pregnancy Gave Her The Edge

"I think being pregnant gave me an advantage. It heightened my sense of smell and taste. I felt so sick and was vomiting each day..." More »

2nd, November 2010 Politicians

Silvio Berlusconi Has Not Luck With Beautiful Lesbians

Berlusoni says it is "better to be passionate about beautiful girls than gay"... More »

2nd, November 2010 Reviews

Times Loses 87% Online Readers With Paywall

The plus side around 100,000 people have paid to go behind the Times and Sunday Times' online paywalls. But... More »

2nd, November 2010 Reviews 1

Orthodox Jews Sell The Magic Marijuana Rub In Oaksterdam University

In Berkeley, California, by Oaksterdam University cannabis trade school Orthodox Jews at Doc Green’s store are selling a cannabis salve for eczema and muscle aches... More »

2nd, November 2010 Sports

Harry Redknapp Escapes Ban: Cliches And Twitch Back On Screens Soon

Redknapp said he would refuse to share his flimsy grasp of the English language with TV viewers if the FA took him to task... More »

2nd, November 2010 TV & Radio

Can Roland Rat Save Daybreak?

Roland Rat says he can dace Daybreak, as he once saved TV:AM. Adrian Chiles and Christine Bleakley - the exit is that way... More »

2nd, November 2010 TV & Radio

The Worst News Show Opening Ever And Other Marijuana News: Video

The Greatest TV news opening ever: thanks to Channel 10 in San Diego for breaking the mould of predictable, stale, formulaic news delivery with this masterclass... More »

2nd, November 2010 Music

Lady Gaga And Katy Perry In Sexy Tomato Fight: Photos

It’s all hideous PR and exploitation. Here are the pictures for you to disapprove of - the tomatoes were non-organic… More »

2nd, November 2010 Key Posts 23

The Man Who Shot Mark Saunders: Armed Officer Inserted Songs Into Testimony For A Laugh

One Metropolitan police firearms officer (code name: Alpha Zulu 8) has been suspended from the Force for allegedly “inserting song titles” into his oral evidence at the dead man's inquest... More »

2nd, November 2010 Reviews

Darwen Halloween Facebook Party 'Mayhem': We Can Rave Up North As Well

After news and photos of the London Halloween rave, reader Karen reports on a Facebook party in Darwen, Lancashire. To the Highfield Working Mens Club... More »

2nd, November 2010 Reviews 5

Roshonara Choudhry Tried To Murder Stephen Timms MP Because She's Muslim And Gifted

At the time of her arrest Anorak was hot on anyone who emphasised the woman’s Muslim clothing and appearance. But that look proves to be central to the story... More »

2nd, November 2010 Politicians 3

Britain And France Are One Country: They Win The War And We Get Sex Tips

The good news is that the Aircraft carrier being built to serve UK forces will have planes: French ones... More »

2nd, November 2010 Online-PR

Lily Allen's Lost Baby Used To Market The Fertility Show: PR Hell

They celebs and tabloids look noble compared to the Fertility Show's PR team which see a marketing opportunity in a couple's crisis... More »

2nd, November 2010 Reviews 4

Journalists Offered PMA 'Trianing Course' In Proofreading

The PMA "Trianing Course" will help journalists improve their communication skills online... More »

2nd, November 2010 Reviews

Independent's i Paper Employs Popeye: 'i Gets To The Point'

The Independent’s mini-me daily, i, is not only finds work for the young but also for the old: Popeye is writing the posters... More »

2nd, November 2010 Key Posts 8

Scottish School Builds Cage For Autistic Boy

To keep the 18-year-old autistic boy away form the other students at Nicolson Institute, on the Western Isles, the school has build him an outdoor cage... More »

2nd, November 2010 Politicians

Libertarian Prostitute Starchild Wins California School Vote

Californian voters can elect ‘Starchild’, an erotic service provider to the Board of Education in San Francisco... More »

2nd, November 2010 TV & Radio 4

Daybreak: Adrian Chiles Gets His Tool Out

Daybreak - what you missed... More »

2nd, November 2010 TV & Radio 1

The Invisible Flames: Rick Mears Is On Fire (Video)

Mears is on fire. But you cannot see the flames. The pit crew cannot see the flames. The flames are invisible.... More »