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1st, November 2010 Key Posts 1

Corinne Sawers Models Saddam Hussein's Gold Kalashnikov On Facebook: MI6 Boss Dad Takes Photo?

Sawers, 23, is the daughter of Sir John Sawers posing with a gold-plated Kalashnikov rifle for a Facebook shoot... More »

1st, November 2010 Reviews 1

Yemen Anti-Jew Bombs: Everything You Need To Know (News Round-Up)

How many are there in Yemen? Have the Chicago Jews bought a job lot to import to the US in a threat to the US defence industry’s wealth? Let's find out what the media knows... More »

1st, November 2010 Reviews

Your Drink's Cabinet Is A Legal Crack Den: Government's Failed Drugs Policy Exposed

The study says alcohol three times more harmful than cocaine or tobacco. Alcohol is eight times more harmful than ecstasy... More »

1st, November 2010 Celebrities

Is Jonathan Ross's Halloween Party The Best Do In London? Photos

Did you go to his house in Hampstead, north London and extort sweets with menaces?... More »

31st, October 2010 Technology 1

Why iPad Magazine Apps Fail

Would you read Anorak on the iPad? More »

31st, October 2010 Key Posts 12

X Factor: Jay Kay On Shagging The 'F*cking Useless' Cheryl Cole

"You're useless. The pair of you. I mean you look great and I'd like to f**king shag you but that's all..." More »

31st, October 2010 Sports

San Franciso 49ers Denver Broncos In Photos: Wembley Stadium Wonders

The San Francisco's Gold Rush cheerleaders danced. Guitarist Jeff Beck played the UK national anthem. And we got a translator... More »

31st, October 2010 Key Posts 5

Police Say Naked Women Being Pinned Down In Cell Assaulted Them: This Video Proves Her Innocence

Stephanie Rutter did not assault any of the four police officers sat on her naked body in the police cell... More »

31st, October 2010 Reviews

Who Tossed The Halloween Witch's Hat On The Northern Line Horror Ride?

Someone has tossed a Halloween witch’s hat on the track at Chalk Farm Station on the London Underground. The hat has a metal rim.. More »

31st, October 2010 Key Posts 10

Halloween Rave Photos: What Really Happened When Police 'Stormed' London Party

To the illegal rave in London’s Museum Street, High Holborn. Reacting to a tip off that 500 people were enjoying themselves in disused building, the riot police arrive... More »

31st, October 2010 Strange But True

Real Halloween: Romanian Walks Into Hospital With His Severed Arm In A Bag

Mr Ionescu’s arm was ripped off by heavy machinery at the cement plant he works at in Iasi... More »

31st, October 2010 Key Posts

Gilbert Deya's Guide To Surviving Halloween

His latest book is called Devil Born In Human Bodies And How Witches Fly.... More »

31st, October 2010 TV & Radio 1

Pope's UK Visit Set to Music: Video

The Pope's UK visit has been set to music by Darren Dutton.. More »

31st, October 2010 Celebrities

Coy Peter Andre Is Having Sex And Talking About Having Sex (Again)

This week’s big NoTW scoop – the paper is now behind a paywall – is that Peter Andre is having sex. Yep, it is just like the last week’s NoTW scoop... More »

31st, October 2010 TV & Radio

Apple Only Sells Censored South Park Muhammad Episodes: UK Fans Duped

On iTunes you can buy the South Park: Uncensored, Season 14 for download. Only, you can’t. It’s the censored version... More »

31st, October 2010 TV & Radio 11

X Factor: Cher Lloyd And One Direction's Zayn Malik's Sexy Dating Games

X Factor agonists Cher Lloyd and One Direction’s Zayn Malik (Scary Bieber) are getting off with each... More »

30th, October 2010 Celebrities 1

Elton John AID Foundation Ball 2010 Photos: Hofit Golan And Bird Sh*t Chic

The great and good rocked up to the American Embassy in south London to mingle with Elton’s mates... More »

30th, October 2010 Strange But True 2

Dog Bites Flasher In Gloucestershire

The woman was walking her pet dog in Moreton-in-Marsh, Gloucestershire, when a flasher did as flashers do. The dog, a terrier, reacted... More »

30th, October 2010 Reviews

Jews Import Bombs To US: Yemen Offers Discount For Bulk

Al Qaeda are angry over the continued existence of Jews... More »

30th, October 2010 Key Posts

Juliet Breitman V Menagh: Four Year Old Cyclist Sued Over Woman's Death

Juliet Breitman is being sued as a child of four years and nine months of age who drove her bicycle into one Claire Menagh, 87 - the woman later died... More »

30th, October 2010 Sports

Premier League Photos: Chelsea, Arsenal, Wolves, Everton And Fulham

Sometimes footballers think they can fly... More »

30th, October 2010 TV & Radio 1

X Factor Photos: Aiden Grimshaw Drops His Trousers As Matt Cardle Shops

Matt Cardle walks past us looking like he’s on his way to B&Q to buy some leaded paint for Katie Waissel’s bedroom... More »

30th, October 2010 Reviews

Yemen Bombs: AQAP, Anwar al Awlaki And The Dick Measuring Service

Bombs planes. The fear becomes a reality. Well, sort of. The bombs never made it and they weren't hat strong. Still, Yemen is in the news. Yemen in "the birthplace of al Qaeda"... More »

30th, October 2010 Key Posts 1

Halloween Costumes To Offend And Sicken In Photos

As Halloween looms, we look at the season of ill and deliver a gallery of the most awful, tasteless and plain wrong costumes of all time... More »

30th, October 2010 Madeleine McCann 4

Missing Ben Needham Is 21: Madeleine McCann Is Getting Older

Kerry Grist is the mother of Ben Needham. He is the child who went missing on the Greek island of Kos in 1991. He was 21 months old. He was born on October 29, 1989. He would be 21 now... More »