Spanish Prostitutes Ordered To Wear Orange Vests Like The Queen
Orange skin is no good enough... More »
Orange skin is no good enough... More »
The anaesthetic sodium thiopental used to kill convicted murderer Jeffrey Landrigan in an Arizona state execution was made in Britain and was not US approved... More »
Today's animal hating Facebook legend is the 15-year-old schoolboy who punched a 12-year-old cat called Oliver to death in Droylsden, Greater Manchester... More »
“I really enjoyed my time on holiday and I was determined to win so I decided on the tattoo because I thought: ‘No one else will do this.’ I called my brother-in-law and talked him through what I wanted..." More »
If the Mail or anyone really wants to get an ides of what the lads are like now, they should attend a press conference... More »
We saw her in London, stood outside the Sea Shell Fish Bar in Marylebone. This is the eatery where Michael Jackson once arrived for his battered sausage... More »
The criteria for selection include "outstanding ugliness, creativity, singularity/unseen moves and fun factor"... More »
Aziz's downfall was not the fact he was a politician, it was more as a politician he was an excellent liar... More »
Legalise marijuana and make the world a less challenging place for the 21-year-old Pennsylvanian who called the police to complain that the weed he’d bought was rubbish... More »
Roll over Jan Moir – Maura Kelly is making her bid to become the world’s most odious, pisspoor columnist in her attack on fat people for Marie Claire... More »
The Mail says that X Factor's Team America action figure Cher Lloyd “plasters her make-up on... with a trowel”. So Cher wears a blanket... More »
“And as I took the lid off of the box, a fine spray of his ashes blew out on to the table. I couldn’t just brush him off so I wiped my finger over it and snorted the residue..." More »
Mug shot of the day belongs to Joshua Bumpus (Yep. Really), a six-foot tall heavily-built transvestite prostitute who beat up 16-year-old Rufus Bowman... More »
Now that Queen Elizabeth II and Qatar's Emir Sheikh Hamad bin Khalifa al-Thani have had a chat is it safe to say that Harrods will restore the shops royal warrants More »
Aylward, 15, of Maesteg, is dead. Police have arrested a 15-yeat-old boy for her murder. But what happened..? More »
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"We have [compromising materials] about Russia, about your government and businessmen. But not as much as we'd like... We will publish these materials soon..." More »
Finland, Norway and Sweden are all in the Top 10, thus proving that the people who compiled this survey do not consider the assembly instructions for flat-packed furniture to constitute an evil lie... More »
Baby P: Why did Peter Connelly died a horrific and barbaric death? Two detailed serious case reviews, once secret, have been published... More »
Writer Farah Damji has produced and directed a short movie called Letz Dance about Turf Feinz, a group of black American gang members from Oakland, near San Francisco, pioneering a new type of street dance... More »
Who's up for a game of “indoor bowels” in Salford’ Firt City Ordsall (motto: "discover what's inside")?... More »
Nevermind certain polls that say Californiaisn't ready to legalize marijuana. It turns out voters may be lying to the pollsters on Proposition 19, claiming "No" votes when they're really voting "Yes."... More »
O'Grady used his show to attack the the coaliton Government. He called them "bastards"... More »
Walsh plays "the master of the world" (that alright with you, Mr Cowell, sir?), while Mikey Graham plays Abanazar and Una Pedreschi becomes Princess Jasmine... More »
Twitter is a problem for The Washington Post. The paper has issued a decree forbidding its journalists from debating with the papers readers on its Twitter account... More »