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19th, October 2010 Key Posts

Chile Sells San Jose Mine Rock At $50 A Pebble: Queen And Cameron Get Theirs Free (Photos)

Chile has lots of rocks. Pinera then gave a rock to Her Majesty The Queen at Buckingham Palace. Both rocks were small... More »

19th, October 2010 Reviews

Teachers Tell Students They're Sexy On Facebook - All Sacked

Facebook has caught out three high school teachers from New York who wrote: "This is sexy" on a student's photos... More »

19th, October 2010 The Consumer 5

PETA Threatens To Pour Lizard Blood Over Victoria Beckham

We are no great fans of Posh but finding a use for chewy lizards is admirable... More »

19th, October 2010 Sports

Wayne Rooney's Chorizo Is Safe In The Madrid Madrugada: Photos

Is Rooney on his way to Spain – to wear out his chorizo on the local tapas and tartas... More »

19th, October 2010 Technology 1

How To Create A Great Facebook Page - According To Facebook

Want to have the most viewed Facebook page - here's how... More »

19th, October 2010 Politicians

The Anglo-French Navy Is Here: Lieutenant-Command Thomas Woodrooffe Was Right

The no-planes aircraft carriers are great for conferences and concerts... More »

19th, October 2010 Politicians

Michelle Obama: 'Just Say No Thank You – May I Please Be Excused To Tend To My Vegetable Plot?'

All First Ladies like to have a hobby and Mrs Obama’s is to make American youth thinner and fitter with her Let’s Move! campaign... More »

19th, October 2010 TV & Radio

X Factor: Simon Cowell Keeps Jedward For Three More Years

Simon Cowell has signed his £100m deal with ITV to keep the X Factor and Britain’s Got Talent recycling talent and stage school.. More »

19th, October 2010 Key Posts

The Top 10 BBC Radio Fails

Anorak has compiled a list of the Top Ten Radio Fails ion the BBC – those moments in broadcasting when you cringe, laugh and turn off... More »

19th, October 2010 TV & Radio

Radio: The Gerbil Armageddon Guide To Felching

And then with the gerbil in his anus, the match was struck... More »

19th, October 2010 Reviews 3

Mary Bale: 4chan And Facebook Legend Fined In Court (Photos)

Bale – The Legend exposed by 4Chan and shamed on Facebook for sticking Lola the cat in wheelie bin – has been at Coventry Magistrates Court... More »

19th, October 2010 Reviews

Mark Fiasco You Legend: Marijuana Smoker Thanks Police For Finding Lost Bong

To Bradenton, Florida, where Mark FIASCO is thanking police who pulled him over for finding his lost bong... More »

19th, October 2010 Celebrities 2

Brad Pitt, Angelina Jolie and Jennifer Aniston Covers: The Content Factory Exposed

Brad Pitt, Angelina Jolie and Jennifer Aniston are immersed in a tabloid maelstrom of news, no news, denials, non-denials and outright lies that make up the Brangelina Anison content factory More »

19th, October 2010 Celebrities

Brangelina And Aniston News Hunt: Tabloids Mine Courteney Cox And David Arquette Break Up

Aniston “WRECKED” Courteney Cox’s marriage to David Arquette. Yep, it wasn’t Jasmine Waltz... More »

19th, October 2010 Reviews 7

Are Contempt Laws Valid For Baby P And Jon Venables In The Facebook Age?

Are the UK’s contempt laws still valid in the era of Twitter, blogs and websites, when names of the accused are leaked? More »

19th, October 2010 Sports

Wayne Rooney: Excited Spanish Prostitutes, Rio Ferdinand And What Coleen Wants

While prostitutes in London and Spain up their rates and set up Facebook accounts, the papers tell us all about Rooney... More »

18th, October 2010 TV & Radio 1

Belle Amie Try For Post-X Factor Job At Sainsburys: Mary Byrne Sticks With Tesco

All eyes on Belle Amie who wore name badges. If this so we can identify the ones that can't sing from the ones that can't? .. More »

18th, October 2010 TV & Radio 2

X Factor 2010 Rehearsal Photos Week 3: Cher Lloyd Works Paul's Boutique

Cher Lloyd, that Team America action figure and shoo-in to play the young Dot Cotton in EastEnders: The Movie, arrived for rehearsals with a huge Paul's Boutique bag... More »

18th, October 2010 Reviews 6

Tracy Dawber's Sex With Babies: Colin Blanchard, Facebook And Depravity

Dawber sexually assaulted a baby, aged 5 months. Dawber’s lover, one Colin Blanchard photographed the depravity... More »

18th, October 2010 TV & Radio

X Factor 2010: Katie Waissel Kissing, Shagging Non-Story Story (Photos)

More tabloid half-truths and nonsense as Dan Wootton, the NoTW hack who told us about Katie Waissel and Matt Cardle makes more news from nothing... More »

18th, October 2010 Technology

1000mph Bloodhound Supercar Hits Qatar Royal Family (Photos)

Like you, we’re looking forward to see what the Qatar royals racers come up with in response... More »

18th, October 2010 Reviews

Sarah Palin's Talking Cojones Toy Woos Youth Vote

Palin's cojones are on sale at $24.95 for one. (Order now and get a pair of Hilary Clinton nut crackers and an Obama dildo in time for Christmas.) More »

18th, October 2010 Reviews 7

Project Prevention Pays UK Man To Have Vasectomy: Eugenics In Action

The first person to take £200 from eugenicists from Project Prevention is JOHN, a 38-year-old heroin addict... More »

18th, October 2010 Reviews

Londoners Hire Marksman To Slaughter Foxes In Roehampton Close

Bruce Lindsay-Smith has been hired to shoot dead foxes in Roehampton Close, Roehampton, London... More »

18th, October 2010 TV & Radio

Starry-Eyed Met Police Play Dress Up In Costumes From The Bill

In a bid to appear more likeable and relevant the Metropolitan Police Force has bought up props, costumes and other stuff from The Bill... More »