Quality Street: Tin Comes With Free Bullets
Kay Davis, 53, of Clifton, took her free ammunition when she bought a tin of the chocolate treats from Asda in West Bridgford... More »
Kay Davis, 53, of Clifton, took her free ammunition when she bought a tin of the chocolate treats from Asda in West Bridgford... More »
Did you know that Robert Mugabe is happy that Gamu Nhengu is heading back to Zimbabwe? It’s a tabloid fact... More »
The 33 miners trapped underground in Chile are the subject of a tug-o-war between Real Madrid, Manchester United and Barcelona football clubs... More »
Pick your sex doll, readers. Mary has teeth and a likeability. Cher’s is fuller-lipped and requires a lot less puff to inflate... More »
On the BBC you can read the story of David Be’eri, a Jewish settler in East Jerusalem, hitting Imran Mansur, 11, with his car and breaking the lad’s leg... More »
Lab was an 11-year old dog called Gloria. Police say the dog growled at them... More »
I can just see the shabby literary man carrying a "bulging briefcase" rushing from one campus to another, one lecture club to another, nodding confirmation with his hosts... More »
But the most important thing on the X Factor was not Katie’s survival. It was not toothsome Joe McElderry singing about his Happy Days in the Ambitions diner with Richie Cunningham... More »
Panettiere is to portray Meredith Kercher’s murderer Amanda Knox in a chocolate box film TV called The Amanda Knox Story... More »
Can we all just agree that Warner, that merging of Tommy Cannon and Britney Spears win the show...? More »
How manipulative is the show? Well... very. Here's more proof... More »
Get a load of the cake! More »
Gamu Nhengu is all set to be deported to Zimbabwe. And an execution awaits... More »
The moustache is not his. The turban is not his, either... More »
The anti-Islam English Defence League were in Leicester today. And so were Unite Against Fascism (UAF)... More »
Dawn French's mum could play the piano but she could not sign like this. She was good. But the hype was better... More »
Lennon would have been 70th today. He never lived to see his advert for Apple or Citroën. He also missed every other mawkish anniversary of this death... More »
Cole is mentor to Cher Lloyd, Katie Waissel and Rebecca Ferguson. Cole declined to be Gamu Nhengu's mentor, casting her adrift... More »
Trump is now Dr Donald Trump. The man with the tsumani hair is a Doctor of Business Administration at Robert Gordon University, Aberdeen. Why?... More »
Dr Who is now a stage show. It’s much cheaper to make than a TV show and the BBC can get some money in by flogging tickets and merchandise... More »
Franco is just about the most likable leading man right now. In the film, a bored and stressed Ralston masturbates. So. James. Are you like your character..? More »
Paltrow knows that your semen is organic and low fat but she will not have oral sex with you to get the part in the film... More »
Anorak is not given over to puff pieces but when we got the photos of the New Queen Elizabeth liner, including Suite 7150, we thought you'd enjoy them... More »
Vass was released to kill the woman who'd accused him of repeatedly raping her... More »
Want to see Dot Cotton’s Team American Doll Cher Lloyd, Simon’ll Fix It Candidate Katie Waissel, TV veteran Mary Byrne and everyone else at rehearsals..? More »