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6th, October 2010 Celebrities

Russell Brand In Gateshead: Photos

Brand is flogging his Booky Wook in Gateshead. He meets his No.1 fan... More »

6th, October 2010 Strange But True

Ingram Holm Uses Superglue For Eye Drops: Video

Holm, of Phoenix, Arizona, takes eye drops for her cataracts... More »

6th, October 2010 TV & Radio 4

X Factor 2010 (Photos): Gamu Nhengu Is Chery Cole's White Woman's Burden

if Gamu doesn't stay then Cheryl Cole may be burdened with the knowledge that her decision to remove Gamu led to the 18-year-old's deportation. More »

6th, October 2010 Reviews

Global Warming Is Now A Musical: First They Came For The Kids...

Having murdered the children, global warmists are now planning to murder music in Global Warming – the Musical... More »

6th, October 2010 TV & Radio 2

talkSport: Horse Abuse, Murdered English And Jack Wilshere Is Not Wiltshire You Morons

This is a radio station where the retired sportsmen who co-present the majority of the shows can barely speak English at all, despite spending their entire lives here except for trips to away matches... More »

6th, October 2010 Strange But True 1

Cat Killed In Reclining Electric Lounge Chair - Mrs Willis:You Legend

Goodnight Sheba then cat, killed in Mel Willis’s reclining lounge chair, an electric one. You were a legend, like Mary Bale, but hairier... More »

6th, October 2010 Technology

Cambridgeshire Couple Mistake Potatoes For Apple iPhone

Crime of The Day takes us to Huntingdon High Street, Cambridgeshire, where a couple buying an Apple iPhone and laptop from a man with a rucksack... More »

6th, October 2010 TV & Radio 7

X Factor 2010: Gamu Nhengu Passes Highly Skilled Visa Test To Stay In UK - Proof

Can Gamu qualify for a working visa from the UK Border Agency? Let's take the test... More »

6th, October 2010 Money 7

Card Provider MBNA Launch Two New Products In UK

Sponsored post from MBNA More »

6th, October 2010 Sports

Peter Osgood's Chelsea Statue Presents A History Of Football Effigies

The Romans painted their statues, you know... More »

6th, October 2010 Reviews

Hungary Red Sludge In Photos: The Red Danube

In Hungary parts of the River Danube are running red after the damn containing the toxic waste water from an aluminium plant broke... More »

6th, October 2010 Reviews 1

'Joaquin Phoenix Is Possessed,' Claims 14th Century Saint

Hollywood hellraiser Joaquin Phoenix is possessed, claims the 14th St Catherine of Siena. If he doesn't get exorcised soon, God knows what fate may befall him. Madame Arcati to the rescue... More »

6th, October 2010 Celebrities

Chantelle Houghton And Sam Preston: Cash Conquers All

What really happened when Chantelle met Preston... More »

6th, October 2010 Strange But True 1

Woman Finds Frog In Bottle Of Asda Wine

Beesley found a frog in a bottle of wine. French wine?... More »

6th, October 2010 Strange But True

Woman Uses Nine Year-Old's Urine In Drugs Test But Not In Burnley

Warren-Morris, 51, is accused of presenting a 9-year-old boy's urine as her own to pass a drugs test and score a job. But not in Burnley... More »

6th, October 2010 Reviews 1

Marijuana: How California Firm Medi-Cone Creates Weed Joints For Sale In Photos

Ever wonder how they make marijuana cigarettes for legal sale in California? Well, here’s how... More »

6th, October 2010 Politicians 3

HM Government's new opposition - the Mummy Bloggers

HM Government has a new opposition, and it is one that's capable of scaring Cameron, Osborne and the Tory front bench to death. It is the mummy bloggers. More »

6th, October 2010 Music

N-Dubz And Tulisa Win Photoshop Award

Can that be Tulisa, the singer of keepin’-it-real London band N-Dubz looking flawless..? More »

6th, October 2010 Reviews

10:10 Final Solution Movie: Hitler's Favourite Jewish Football Team And The Green Shirts Death Cult

Not all children can be Klimate Kops. The Greens will choose the ones they don't like and kill them. Convert or die greenfidel!... More »

6th, October 2010 TV & Radio 7

X Factor 2010: Gamu Nhengu , David Cameron And A Tabloid Fix

Gamu Nhengu is out of the show and very possibly out of the country. Or not. Has the Zimbabwe girl been axed (and, no, not by RobertMugabe - who prefers a machete - but by TV despot Simon Cowell?) More »

6th, October 2010 TV & Radio

The X Factor Is Not Ready For Iron Man: Video Superstar

The X Factor is not ready for Iron Man. But you are... More »

5th, October 2010 Celebrities

Hunter S Thompson's Letter To The Vancouver Sun Is Golden

Hunter S. Thompson applied for a job at the Vancouver Sun, he wrote a letter. The Ottowa Citizen has published it. Here it is... More »

5th, October 2010 Strange But True 1

Man Discovers Supernova In Dublin Back Garden

Mr Grennan was about to turn in for bed when he made Ireland's first discovery of a "supernova" exploding star from his back garden... More »

5th, October 2010 Reviews

Rockstar Games, Raoul Moat And Tabloid Lies

Remember that story about Raoul Moat inspriring Rockstar Games to launch a verison of Gand theft Auto?... More »

5th, October 2010 Madeleine McCann

Madeleine McCann: The McCanns' Remind David Cameron About The Importance Of Children

Three stories this month so far. The latest is that Kate and Gerry McCann are “saddened” that policeman Jim Gamble has resigned as chief executive of the Child Exploitation and Online Protection (Ceop) Centre... More »