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5th, October 2010 Music

Marc Mysterio V Brandy On Dancing With The Stars: What Really Happened

Mysterio, currently embroiled win a dispute with Dancing On The Stars pro/celebrity hoofer Brandy, recently inked an exclusive deal with Universal... More »

5th, October 2010 Key Posts

Mariah Carey's Massive Pussy Photoshop In Saudi Arabia: Photos

Living Diva Mariah Carey is not safe for work in Saudi Arabia... More »

5th, October 2010 Sports 2

Minnesota Timberwolves V LA Lakers Photos: Arsenal Star Knits At Basketball Bore Fest

The Minnesota Timberwolves, the LA Lakers and, vitally, the Laker Girls, performed at London's O2 Arena last night before pretty much the entire Arsenal treatment room... More »

5th, October 2010 Celebrities 1

Angelina Jolie: Shiloh's Warning To Brownies And Budapest Is Gagged

Jolie and Brad Pitt’s range of children are enrolled at a school in Budapest. Now sign here or else... More »

5th, October 2010 Celebrities

Rumor Fix Rivals Gossip For Most Useless Celebrity Website Award

A Gossip Cop website by Any Other Name Would be… an even dumber idea than the original Gossip Cop... More »

5th, October 2010 Strange But True

Man Stole Neighbour's Curtains And Hanged Them In Own Window

Williams’ plan would have worked had his neighbour not spotted their curtains... More »

5th, October 2010 Sports

Commonwealth Games: England's National Anthem Jerusalem Plays And England Forgets The Words

They played Jerusalem when Fran Halsall stood on the podium. She sang Land of Hope & Glory... More »

5th, October 2010 Reviews

Feminism Does Bukake At Postcard Auction

Katie Nash’s music magazine cover ("Download my new single and I'll suck your cock for 79p") is one highlight of a feminist art show... More »

5th, October 2010 TV & Radio

X Factor 2010: Katie Waissel's OK! Job And Naked Pictures

X Factor finalist Katie Waissel used to work at OK! magazine... More »

5th, October 2010 Celebrities

Sex Film Star Norman Wisdom Is Dead Again - Anyone Seen Lee Evans?

Sky News viewers know he already died on 28 December 2008... More »

5th, October 2010 Strange But True 3

86-Year-Old Christian's Plea Spares Cambridge Mum Who Head-Butted Her From Jail

Mary Holland, 86, was head-butted and punched by 34-year-old Danielle Wilks for asking one of Wilks’ two children to behave in a Sainsbury’s on Coldham’s Lane, Cambridge... More »

5th, October 2010 Strange But True 1

Tiririca The Clown Wins Seat In Brazil's Parliament Sewer

A big parp on the nose to Tiririca (Grumpy), aka Francisco Oliveira Silva, Brazil’s newest Congressman and professional clown... More »

5th, October 2010 Reviews 10

The Niqabitches: French Women Get Sexy In The Niqab (Video)

The two lovelies are braving chants of "Show us yer Niqas" as they make a protest against France's move to ban the niqab and burqa.,, More »

5th, October 2010 Politicians

Daily Mirror's Class Warrior Kevin Maguire Shames Ed Miliband

What could George Osborne an educated and urbane man - a millionaire whose parents wanted to look after - know about anything about poverty? More »

5th, October 2010 The Consumer

ADT Scares Homeowners With Break In Advert: Video

In this video, security firm ADT will scare homeowners into thinking their flat is easier to beak into than it actually is... More »

5th, October 2010 Celebrities

Nick Jonas Snuggles Up For Les Miserables 25th Party: Photos

Nick Jonas as you might not have seen him before... More »

5th, October 2010 Celebrities

Jessica Alba - In The Best Possible Taste

It's a theory. But can you pull it off in the best possible taste?... More »

4th, October 2010 Flashback 6

Sir Norman Wisdom: A Life In 36 Rare Pictures

Nostalgia fest...begin. And bonus points if you can spot Norman with anyone who's still alive... More »

4th, October 2010 Reviews 14

KFC Ends Hala Trial - English Defence League High Fives And Whoops

of the English Defence League has been protesting against Kentucky Fried Chicken selling halal meat. What bit of England is Kentucky in?... More »

4th, October 2010 Key Posts 3

The X Factor's Big PR Stunt: Why Gamu Nhengu Is The New Wispa Bar

Gamu Nhengu did not make the final 12 and will not get to sing in the live show. But because the X Factor is the most manipulative, conniving show on the telly, Gamu will sing on the live show... More »

4th, October 2010 Celebrities 3

Twitter Wars: Ready For A Warts And All Book On Donny & Marie Osmond?

Danny Gans' former manager Chip Lightman has declared war on Donny and Marie Osmond... More »

4th, October 2010 Key Posts

Tiger Woods Presents The Greatest Golf Photo Ever: Cigar Dude

Woods and Team America did not win the Ryder Cup and but one man came out on top: cigar dude... More »

4th, October 2010 Sports 1

Ryder Cup 2010 Photos: Europe Wins Fathers' Day Decider

Anorak had long supposed golf was a ruse dreamt up by marketing types, the kind of people who invested Mothers’ Day, Halloween and the European Union... More »

4th, October 2010 Reviews

The Turner Prize 2010: When Is A Painting Not a Painting And Why Photographers Are Banned?

The Turner Prize, than onanistic spectacle of the Me Art movements is on show at the Tate Britain Art Gallery in central London... More »

4th, October 2010 Reviews

Al Gore Succumbs To Accent And Other Faccery Warming In Tampa

This is what happens to Al when he leaves the cosiness of his Ark, with its six fireplaces, five bedrooms and nine bathrooms... More »