4th, October 2010
Strange But True
2 Urinating Motorist Plunges To Death Off Viaduct
Last Sunday, Calautto was driving near Cavolano di Sacile in the northeast of Italy. It was around 3:00am local time... More »
4th, October 2010
Strange But True
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4th, October 2010
TV & Radio
Who Can Stare At The Girls Breasts The Longest? A Video Game
How long do you think you'd last looking at the Japanese girl's hair? Or is it her boobs..? More »
4th, October 2010
Reviews
1 Photos Of Kristina Svechinskaya: The New Anna Chapman?
Kristina Svechinskaya is in the running to answer the tabloid question: Who can be the next Anna Chapman...? More »
4th, October 2010
Reviews
9 X Factor 2010: What Is Show's Biggest Lie So Far?
What is the biggest lie of the most cynical and manipulative show so far?... More »
4th, October 2010
Strange But True
Lover Jams Bananas Into Boyfriend's Ears In Domestic Row
fight of the Day is between Keane E. Langel, 59, and his girlfriend, Brenda M. Riley, 49... More »
4th, October 2010
Key Posts
3 Andy Coulson: The 'Illegal Phone Tap Transcripts'
The Coalition's chief spinner Andy Coulson faces new claims that he knew of illegal phone tapping at the paper he once edited, the News of the World. Madame Arcati predicts his quiet departure from Number 10 not before long... More »
4th, October 2010
Key Posts
9 X Factor 2010: Cher Lloyd's Mental 'Breakdown' Is A Public Sport
Guessing about Cher’s “breakdown” is now a public sport. Anyone can play.... More »
4th, October 2010
Sports
Commonwealth Games 2010 Photos: Will Swimmers Die When Two Athletes Flush Toilet at Once?
The 2010 Commonwealth Games photos: News is that the opening ceremony was such a hit in New Delhi that it is also the closing ceremony... More »
4th, October 2010
Reviews
3 PC David Rathband Blue Lamp Foundation Walk In Photos
David Rathband, the policeman blinded when shot in the face by made-for-TV killer Raoul Moat is helping others... More »
3rd, October 2010
Reviews
3 Glasgow Tower Block Blown Up In Photos
For those of you want to watch Glasgow’s Norfolk court getting blown to bits, here it is in photos... More »
3rd, October 2010
TV & Radio
2 X Factor 2010: Katie Waissel's Cheryl Cole Snog And Cher Lloyd Is Dot Cotton?
Only a cynic would award Waissel the Order Of The Brown Nose and start panting into a sick bag... More »
3rd, October 2010
Reviews
1 Why Do West Midlands Police Not Watch Birmingham's Muslim Community On CCTV But Gawp At Everyone Else?
Chris Sims, the West Midland Police Chief Constable, is "deeply sorry" for sticking up 200 CCTV cameras in the “Muslim” area of Birmingham’s Sparkbrook and Washwood Heath districts as part of Project Champion... More »
3rd, October 2010
Politicians
1 Tory Party Conference 2010: BBC Mispronounces David Cameron As 'David Cock'
The Conservative Party conference is underway - and it will be televised. The BBC won’t switch it off in protest about pay deals. That would make them look petty and biased... More »
3rd, October 2010
Sports
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Blackpool Beat Liverpool In Photos: Is There Life In The Premier League?
Just as you give up hope and despair at the whole cynical sideshow that English football has become, Blackpool go and beat Liverpool 2-1 at Anfield... More »
3rd, October 2010
Strange But True
Woman Finds Dried Gecko In Canned Nuts: Photo
Buy a can of Planters mix fruit and nuts and get a FREE gecko. Like the fruit and nuts the gecko is dried... More »
3rd, October 2010
TV & Radio
Dickson Oppong Is The Wunderbar Mr Waterman
Dickson Oppong is the Waterman. He is the human camel who carries his water around like a pregnant woman. No, not on his hips but on his tum-tum... More »
3rd, October 2010
Reviews
The Crisis Facing Regional Printed Media: Well Of Souls
At the modern regional newspaper offices there is no news desk, no subs desk, no division just a bland mishmash of willing people... More »
3rd, October 2010
Sports
Commonwealth Games 2010 Photos: Prince Charles And Camilla's Unfurled Tampon
Prince Charles is in India to oversee the colonials and see if the swimmers disappear down a huge plug hole when two toilets are flushed in the athletes village... More »
3rd, October 2010
Key Posts
71 Madeleine McCann: Kate McCann Returns To Pray In Portugal With Much Anguish
The McCanns have a new team of detectives working in Portugal, and that news coincides with the fact that Kate McCann has returned to Portugal “to pray”... More »
3rd, October 2010
TV & Radio
X Factor 2010: Cher Lloyd Enters The Crying Zone With Story Of The Malvern Sopranos
X Factor's ambulatory Cheryl Cole Brazt Doll Cher Lloyd didn’t do all that well last night. On the singing show, Cher failed to sing. You might suppose this would be barrier to success but nothing of it... More »
3rd, October 2010
TV & Radio
X Factor 2010: Katie Waissel Tongues A Dwarf And Sex With Signor Boo
Just when you thought it was impossible to warm to X Factor shoo-in Katie Waissel we learn that she once shagged Apprentice star Michael Sophocles... More »
2nd, October 2010
Reviews
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Druidry Is Now An Official Religion - Let The Persecution Begin
The UK’s charity commission has granted The Druid Network, an organisation representing the religion in Britain. Now, can we find a group to persecute them..? More »
2nd, October 2010
TV & Radio
3 X Factor Round Up: Nicolo's Screwdriver, Cher's Expulsion And Katie Waissel's Legacy
It's the X Factor, and time to look at the nutjobs, fruit loops and outsiders trying unsuccessfully to beat Cher Lloyd and win the show... More »
2nd, October 2010
Sports
Ryder Cup Photos 2010 Day 2: Holly Sweeney Spots Tiger Woods' Goose
Golf is not all about sex and Tiger Woods. It’s also about foursomes, fourballs, the back nine and birdies in holes and men gripping shafts... More »
2nd, October 2010
Reviews
Night Bus Driver Arrested Over Belsize Park Hit And Run - French Rugby Ace Not Involved
The story is grim but in the Mail’s hands it becomes worse as the nameless “reporter” garnishes the news with a sprinkle of celebrity juice... More »
