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How to get the benefit breeders off welfare - a plan is hatched... More »
How to get the benefit breeders off welfare - a plan is hatched... More »
Want to see the video of the six Gateshead men burning two copies of the Koran by the Bugle pub in Felling? Well, here it is. More »
During a recent “outpouring meeting the woman with the bad hip is healed! Bam! Bam! Bam! Bam! Bam! Bam! Bam! Bam!.. BAM!!! More »
To Ohio where James Brienzo, wanted in connection with a robbery at Wal-Mart, has hidden in a garbage lorry... More »
The Facebook server on which are housed all your mates and photos is down. Are you single or married?... More »
We heard the cry and sent a man to the National Ploughing Championships in Co Kildare, Ireland... More »
By now you'll be bored of reading about Ray Boddington, who "shot to fame" on the X FAcor in 2007. But indulge us because Ray has been arrested... More »
Kaka has been taking the time out to write and record this hauntingly beautiful duet with his not-unattractive wife Caroline Celico... More »
Unlike Terry Jones, who claimed god told him not to do it, the British book burners revived no divine intervention... More »
Maybe, madam, prefers the gold and diamond necessaire du soir (if you have to ask it’s out of your league) which the Duchess of Windsor carried to a White House dinner with President Nixon... More »
Facts are 1.5% of the population is gay. You cannot argue with statistics... More »
"I don’t want you to come out and fire one barrel. I don’t want you to take a barrel in the face..." More »
Pictures of the athletes’ village at the Commonwealth Games show the place resembling a sink estate in, say, Scotland.. More »
John Cleese has finally turned into one of the arcane brigadiers he used to lampoon... More »
A man, 49, has been arrested for wrestling with a parrot in Ann Arbor, Michigan... More »
A look around Stephen Ireland's home... More »
After Mary Bale and Lola, here’s another cat story now, readers, as we meet Smokie... More »
Clegg is all ready for his trip to meet Joe Biden in the White House... More »
Liz Fear (!) put her cat on a spin cycle in the washing machine... More »
James Gordon Watson of Lake Country is upset that some swine has stolen his prized pot plant... More »
One idea of what to do with the opossums running riot in New York City if to toss them - like the Kiwis do... More »
In Cambridge, Masachussettes, parking ticket features a graphic of two people in a yoga pose... More »
Tomorrow you will be dead... More »