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14th, September 2010 Celebrities 1

Jim Rosenthal Loses Case Against Heston Blumenthal's Sickly Oyster

Sick as parrot - or sick as a Heston oyster..? More »

14th, September 2010 Reviews

Small World: Mail And Sun Journalists Rehash Agency Copy With Errors Intact

The media village is one helluva Small World... More »

14th, September 2010 Celebrities 2

George Michael Gets 8 Weeks Jail: Photos

George Michael is in jail! Boy George has done jail. Of the 80s Georges, Only George from Rainbow remains free of prison's stench... More »

14th, September 2010 TV & Radio

The Search For A Right-Wing Villain - An Iowahawk Reality TV Special

There are tens of millions of undiscovered amateur right wingers out here with the raw talent to become America's Next Top Media Scare Figure? More »

14th, September 2010 Key Posts 2

In Photos: Cheryl Cole's X Factor House In Sandbanks, Dorset

Property porn time as we look around Cheryl Cole's X Factor rental... More »

14th, September 2010 Celebrities 1

Jennifer Aniston 'Impregnated' By Seven Men And Jessica Simpson's Sheets

This is Jen's "Daddy dilemma”. Weenie, meenie, weenier. mo... More »

14th, September 2010 Reviews 3

Aberdeen Drugs Professor Roger Pertwee Calls For Legalised Cannabis

Professor Roger Pertwee says that the current laws aren’t working. The approach is doing no good... More »

14th, September 2010 Celebrities

In Photos: George Michael Goes to Jail?

Wham! More »

14th, September 2010 Reviews 1

Ray Gosling Wasted Police Time With BBC Tale Of 'Murdering' His Lover

Gosling went on the telly to ‘confess’ to smothering a lover to death. He was pretty to the point on a news programme... More »

14th, September 2010 Music

Help For Heroes Video: The Wanted Can't Fail

It's all a bit gauche - "We are proper international stars " (Hello, Wales!) and the cause is a "bit relevant" to two of the band"... More »

14th, September 2010 TV & Radio 1

EastEnders: Is This Greatest Soap Line Ever? Video

EastEnders continues to serve up slice of life stuff from the planet Zorb... More »

14th, September 2010 Music

Lady GaGa Uses Meat To Attract Men: Fail In Photos

Gaga wears meat to the MTV Video awards and the media goes cray-zee... More »

14th, September 2010 TV & Radio 6

Ninja the Cat: You Legend - Video Of Cat Who Brought Pigeon Home To Play

When Mary Bale put a cat in a bin the world went crazy. But might she have been saving a bird..? More »

14th, September 2010 Reviews

Richart Sowa Lives On A Floating Island Of Plastic Bottles

Ex-pat Richart Sowa, aka 'Rishi' Sowa, lives in Mexico on Spiral Island - a floating mass made of empty plastic bottles and mangroves... More »

14th, September 2010 TV & Radio

TV Caption Of The Day: Michael's Unexplained Tooth

Michael hast shome explainin' to doo... More »

14th, September 2010 Reviews 2

Daily Mail Links 11-Year-Old Mari-Simon Cronje's Death To Mick Jagger

The death of a child needs a celebrity element to make it really strike a chord with the readers... More »

14th, September 2010 Celebrities

Christina Hendricks Loses Her Legs - No-One Notices For 3 Years (Photos)

Hendricks, the mould for modern womanhood who forgot to say 'when' as she was poured out, has lost her legs... More »

14th, September 2010 Celebrities

In Photos: The BGC 9/11 Celebrity Charity Day

And, as with all celebrity get together, you get some unusual coupling, none more so then Ken Livingstone and Sam Fox. Is this the dream ticket Ken’s been looking for as he bids to return as London mayor?... More »

14th, September 2010 Reviews 4

If you are more shapely than svelte

Then help is at hand - This is a sponsored post from Pfizer More »

13th, September 2010 Sports

London Olympics 2012: Pope Opens Sports Club And Weymouth Bans Fishermen

The Pope opens a new centre, Weymouth forgets its on, and Westminster wants more money... More »

13th, September 2010 Reviews 1

Team Paedophile Adopts PedoBear As A 'Mascot' In California

US Police issue paedophile warning over 'Pedobear' internet joke... More »

13th, September 2010 Key Posts 14

British Teen Luke Angel Banned From US Forever For Calling Obama A 'Prick'

Luke Angel is banned from ever stepping foot on US soil. His crime? He sent an email to Barack Obama calling the President a “prick"... More »

13th, September 2010 Music

Video Music Awards Photos: Bieber, Gaga And West Out-Ponce Eurovision

Stick a Danish flag on Kanye West’s red suit and he’d get douche points (no typo) and laughed at... More »

13th, September 2010 Strange But True 1

Weird And Wonderful Photos Of The Day: Bleeding Kids

Anorak's quite regular look at weird and wonderful photos... More »

13th, September 2010 Reviews 3

Gareth Williams Was 'Murdered' Against His 'Will', Experts Say

Gareth Williams’ death continues to be the subject of much media speculation... More »