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13th, September 2010 Strange But True

Atheist Burns Joints Made From Bible And Koran - Bible Wins!

What burns better - the Koran or the Bible? Let's take a look... More »

13th, September 2010 Music

Liberace Who? The Vegas Museum To A Legend Closes

The announcement came on Friday, the week in which a performer known as Prince Poppycock moved to the America's Got Talent finals... More »

13th, September 2010 Celebrities

Preston And Chantelle On Sex And Doing It Properly

Does the re-emergency of Chantelle spell the end for Kerry Katona? More »

13th, September 2010 Reviews 6

Gareth Williams: So It Was Suicide?

Anorak said that it would not be long before his death was passed off as a suicide, like that of Dr David Kelly. It was not entirely a joke... More »

12th, September 2010 Reviews 1

Saber Kushour And How the Rape Of A Jewish Israeli Woman Was Twisted By The Media

The story went that she cried rape when she relied he was not a Jew. Only... More »

12th, September 2010 Key Posts 8

Help For Heroes Concert Photos: Prince Harry Smoulders As Robbie Williams And Gary Barlow Unite

At the Help for Heroes concert at Twickenham, we spotted Prince Harry. And he spotted us... More »

12th, September 2010 Key Posts 2

Move The Ground Zero Mosque To Ground Zero Or Risk Confusing Tourists And Jihadis

The Ground Zero mosque isn't as Ground Zero and it isn't a mosque. Apart from those facts, the media has it spot on... More »

12th, September 2010 Sports 12

Photos Explain Why Arsenal Suffer So Many Injuries: Rosicky Tries to Decapitate Eboue

Ever wonder why Arsenal get a lot of injuries? Here's why... More »

12th, September 2010 Reviews

33 Trapped Chilean Miners Get 40 Cigarettes A Day - To Share

Good news for the 33 Miners trapped down a hole in Chile – they are finally to be allowed to smoke... More »

12th, September 2010 Royal Family 1

A Brief History Of Kate Middleton And Prince William's Wedding Dates

Middleton, of the Berkshire Middle-classes, is to marry Prince William. But when? The mainstream press has the facts... More »

12th, September 2010 TV & Radio

Sue Perkin's Gabs On Her Vegetable Patch

Not to be missed... More »

12th, September 2010 Strange But True

Found 800 Miles From Home: Missing Mohammed Fazlu, 7, Went Looking For His Ball

Fazlu was playing football when he kicked the ball into a train. He went to retrieve it... More »

12th, September 2010 Celebrities

Rolling Stones Mascot Ronnie Wood Smokes Meringue And Destroys His Own Legend

Food might not the drug you’d first associate with the Rolling Stones’ mascot... More »

12th, September 2010 Celebrities 5

Ricky Hatton And Kerry Katona: Separated At Birth?

The cocaine stories. the battle with weight... Is Hatton Katona’s brother, separated at birth? Well, there’s a question. More »

12th, September 2010 Key Posts 1

The Greatest Scarifying Tattoos Gallery Ever Is Revolting

Tattoos are old hat. The cool kids are scarifying... More »

11th, September 2010 Celebrities

Justin Bieber Not Arrested And Koran Not Hit By Water Bomb: Video

Bieber has not been arrested. It’s a big day for no news... More »

11th, September 2010 Royal Family 2

The Mary Bale Players Entertain Prince Charles With Judy Garland Classic On Cats: Video

The Mary Bale Players, ably supported by Mr Henry Dagg, will now play Somewhere Over The Rainbow as bin lids are slammed on their squeaky noses and tapping feet... More »

11th, September 2010 Sports

Video: Is This Worst Goalkeeping Howler Of All Time?

As the ball bounces of his manliness, he spins to take the prise of the crowd. Only... More »

11th, September 2010 Strange But True

Old Man And Wheelie Bin Rescued Mile Out To Sea Off Anglesey

The trouble began when the 81-year-old man took his inflatable dingy into the sea of Anglesey to fetch his friend’s wheelie bin that had blown in... More »

11th, September 2010 Reviews

World Suicide Week Ends on 9/11 - The Day The Suicidal Became Murderers

World Suicide Prevention Day falls on 10 September –one day before 9/11... More »

11th, September 2010 Sports

In Photos: No Wayne Rooney As Sexy Everton Draw 3-3 With Manchester United

No Wayne Rooney as Manchester Untied visited Everton. Where was he? Who can say? We’d ask his wife, but Coleen might not know... More »

11th, September 2010 TV & Radio 3

X Factor: Is Cheryl Cole's Judgement Of Tom Richards The Most Stupid Comment Ever?

The X Factor calls 16-year-old Tom Richards, whose vocals give Cheryl Cole cause to come up with one of the best X Factor lines of all time... More »

11th, September 2010 Reviews 2

Jon Venables Gets More Protection From Lags Who Can't Reach Him

Can security on Venables be increased as the Star says it has been..? More »

11th, September 2010 TV & Radio

X Factor: I'm Bun She's Cheese And Together We Are Bun Nd Cheese

The X Factor is beyond parody. So. Why Bun And Cheese?... More »

11th, September 2010 Reviews

Stephen Griffiths Gets Himself Back On The News Agenda With 'Superficial' Suicide Bid

Stephen Griffiths news now as the man dubbed the “Crossbow Cannibal” has slashed his throat in jail... More »