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8th, September 2010 Celebrities

When Jedward Met Tony Blair

Wonder what Tony sees in Jedward?.. More »

8th, September 2010 Politicians 7

Andy Coulson: D-Listers, Bad Losers And No Marks Demand To Know Why NoTW Did Not Hack Their Phones

Unless your phone’s voicemail was hacked by NoTW you might not be all that bothered by the story... More »

8th, September 2010 Celebrities 5

Big Brother's Josie Gibson And John James Sign Six Months' Contract

Josie Gibson and John James Parton are talking about their love (for one another) in OK!... More »

8th, September 2010 Technology 1

Canadian Drivers Encouraged To Kill Schoolgirl In Sick Video Game

A 3D optical illusion of a girl chasing ball across a road challenges drivers to hit her... More »

8th, September 2010 Reviews 1

Bad Police Sergeant Mark Andrews Jailed For Attack On Pamela Somerville

He gives bad policing a face to remember... More »

8th, September 2010 TV & Radio 7

Hilarious Video: Aboard The Pacific Sun Cruise Liner In Heavy Seas

It's CCTV footage of life on the ocean waves aboard the Australian liner. Sit back, relax and enjoy the ride... More »

8th, September 2010 Key Posts

Tongue Tattoos - A Gallery That Says So Much

Tongue tattoos are good news for anyone who finds themselves lost for words... More »

8th, September 2010 Sports 1

Tabloids Link Wayne Rooney's Alleged Shag Jennifer Thompson To Ashley Cole

Jennifer Thompson linked to footballer and boxer - the Petri dish view... More »

8th, September 2010 Celebrities 1

GQ Men Of The Year Awards Are All About The Women (In Photos)

The GQ Men of The Year Awards are about one thing: women... More »

8th, September 2010 Reviews 2

Jeffrey York Is America's Josef Fritzl? Photos

"They were the kind of people you'd say to yourself 'one day we're going to be sitting here talking to the news’." More »

7th, September 2010 Reviews

Tube Strike: Meanwhile On The Northern Line...

Meanwhile On The Northern Line Old Mr Anorak make his way back home... More »

7th, September 2010 Sports 7

Wayne Rooney Scores for England And Fans Could Not Give A Toss About His Private Life: Photos

Fans says Rooney can shag their partners/ wives/ mothers, sisters and pets – or all of them at once - if it mean England wins the World Cup. More »

7th, September 2010 Reviews

Photos: Tube Strikers To Be Replaced By Clockwork Mice In Indian Call Centre

Following our pictures of The Blitz, we bring you news The Shitz, the Tube staff out on strike.. More »

7th, September 2010 Flashback 4

The Battle Of Britain In Photos: 70 Years Ago Today Germany Attacked In A Blitz

Seventy years ago today, the Germans began to bomb London. Today, 2,500 people packed into St Paul's Cathedral to remember the Blitz and the spirit, luck and lack of options that saw Londoners survive... More »

7th, September 2010 Politicians 1

Andy Coulson: Making A British Watergate From Old News And Newsmen - Round-Up

The news is partisan, biased and shaped by a political agenda. You can see the strings moving the puppets... More »

7th, September 2010 Strange But True 2

Derbyshire Man Too Fat To Work In Case He Falls On Colleagues

Mr Fowers, of Hatton, Derbyshire, can’t work in case he falls on a colleague and injures them... More »

7th, September 2010 Sports

Video: Steven Gerrard Spits On Hand He Offers Switzerland Captain Frei?

But will Gerrard do a Wayne Bridge and dodge Frei’s hand. Will he spit on it first and then shake? More »

7th, September 2010 Sports 1

In Photos: The ReD Foxes Dancing Girls Banned From The World Basketball Championships

Girls banned because their outfits are deem “too provocative” and could “insult the participants from the Muslim countries”... More »

7th, September 2010 TV & Radio

Video: Fight Breaks Out Between Wedding Photographers

To a wedding in Ulyanovsk, Russia, where wedding photographers are brawling... More »

7th, September 2010 Reviews 3

Did Bosnian Grandma Really Save The Puppy Girl's Dogs?

All but one of the creatures have been rescued by 75-year-old Rose Pavlovic aka Ruža Pavlović... More »

7th, September 2010 Reviews 1

Cannabis Catering Puts Your Space Cake To Shame

That space cake you had in Amsterdam is looking sad. Nesbitt will provide a chocolate fountain... More »

6th, September 2010 TV & Radio

TV Choice Awards 2010: All The Winners In Photos

The winners are split into categories, so giving a chance for some average-to-pisspoor shows to win gongs. Our winners are at the top... More »

6th, September 2010 Celebrities

Pregnant Lily Allen Inspires The Tamara Drew Sequel? Pictures

Is Lily Allen ready for the Tamara Drew sequel... More »

6th, September 2010 Reviews

In Photos: Boy Finds Pipe Bomb In Antrim School Playground

The assumption is that the bomb was left their deliberately... More »

6th, September 2010 Sports

In Photos: England Football Team Train With Guns (Wayne Rooney's Super-Injunction Fails)

Manager Stuart Pearce took the first-team wannabes on a tour of the 16 Air Assault Brigade and Colchester Garrison, Colchester... More »