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26th, August 2010 Key Posts

X Factor 'Nutter' Shirlena Johnson Does The Freddie Dance - Video

Sad news. So, come Simon, release her. Release me. Release the waistband on your trousers... More »

26th, August 2010 Key Posts 16

The Media Destroys 'Gay Transvestite' Spy Gareth Williams - News And Pictures

Gareth Williams, the MI6 worker, is dead. The media is feasting on his remains and destroying his memory... More »

25th, August 2010 Sports

Tottenham Spank Swiss Young Boys In Photos

The still future Mr Abbey Clancy scored three. His movement was extraordinary. Here are the photos… More »

25th, August 2010 Celebrities

Boat Porn: Photos Of Beyonce And Jay-Z's Italian Cruiser

Want to see Beyonce's holiday snaps? More »

25th, August 2010 Politicians 3

When 'Mine Fuhrer' Arthur Scargill Had Power - The Miners Strike In Photos

Scargill has been expelled from the National Union of Mineworkers, the force he once led. Remember when there was civil war..? More »

25th, August 2010 Reviews 23

Did MI6 Spy Gareth Williams Kill Himself (Photos)?

Gareth Williams is dead. Suicide? He worked for MI6. Was he a spy? Is he Anna Chapman for the ladies or gay men?... More »

25th, August 2010 Strange But True

X-Ray Horror Photos: Man Has Bullet In Head For Five Years

X-Ray of the Week features the Polish man with a bullet in his head – it’s been there for five-ish years... More »

25th, August 2010 Politicians 3

Obama Still A Lightweight

Weighty issues at the White House laugh in... More »

25th, August 2010 Strange But True

Hibs Fan Fined £25,000 For Setting Aberdeen Supporter On Fire

Mr Rabindranath was at the time of the offence dressed as a sheep (white tracksuit and cotton wool)... More »

25th, August 2010 Celebrities

Big Brother Winner Bez Jailed In Manchester

Berry who had always seemed destined to play Smike in Nicholas Nickleby - The Musical, is jailed... More »

25th, August 2010 Politicians 1

The Death Of MI6 Spy Dr Gareth Williams In Russia's Motherland (Photos)

His body was stuffed into a sports bag and let in bathroom. Reports suggest it was in the bath... More »

25th, August 2010 Reviews

Essex Man Dies When Neighbourhood Watch Sticker Catches Fire

Thurrock Council has highlighted a new peril: neighbourhood watch stickers... More »

25th, August 2010 Reviews 11

Manchester Train Guard Won't Put Ramp Out For Disabled Man (Video)

A textbook account of what it's like to travel on a train... More »

25th, August 2010 Strange But True

Franklin Hannatt Introduces The World's Best Pulled Faces (Photos)

The agonists vying to be the world’s best puller of faces arrive at the Ripley's Believe It or Not Museum in Atlantic City... More »

25th, August 2010 The Consumer

Fiona Phillips' Face, Olay And Truth In Advertising

Fiona Phillips' face is a thing of wonder... More »

25th, August 2010 TV & Radio

German TV Proves Polar Bears Carry AIDS

Polar bears want to have sex with your wife, your kids, your husband and you. Be warned! More »

25th, August 2010 TV & Radio 4

Smoking Weed With The Michael Jackson Baboon Guys Of Nigeria - A Video

"When we were discussing money for filming one of them grabbed a goat carcass and slit it open with a machete, pulled out a foetus..." More »

25th, August 2010 TV & Radio 4

X Factor 'Nutter' Shirlena Johnson Proves Why We Love Cynical Simon's Show

And then she was gone... More »

25th, August 2010 Reviews 7

Coventry Cat 'Mauler' Mary Bale And Lola Sing Duetto Buffo Di Due Gatti

An interview and a song with Coventry cat lady Mary Bale... More »

24th, August 2010 Music

Exclusive: Evidence In Marc Mysterio Case Against Brandy Norwood

Anorak's Canadian pal Marc Mysterio - billed as Scadinavian by Tila Tequila -is currently suing Brandy Norwood... More »

24th, August 2010 Technology 1

How Facebook Promotes The Call To Legalise Marijuana

Facebook bans ads calling for weed to be legalised weed and helps to promote the cause... More »

24th, August 2010 Reviews 19

Mary Bale And Lola The Coventry Bin Cat In Pictures

Want to see the cat and the woman and the property? Here you are... More »

24th, August 2010 Key Posts 68

Mary Bale You Legend: Woman Putting Cat In Wheelie Bin In Coventry Is Facebook Hero

Mary Bale is a hero to many... More »

24th, August 2010 Reviews

Jon Venables In TV Murder Plot

Venables' name added to the tabloid death list... More »

24th, August 2010 Politicians 1

David Cameron New Baby Photos Leave No Time For Paternity Leave

Dave should have been at work - well, that's what we were told... More »