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19th, August 2010 Reviews 1

Young Xavier Gordon-Brown Versus The Blondes - A Level Results In Pictures

Badminton Girls School, Abingdon School, St Peter's School in York, Westminster City School, Chelmsford High School for Girls and Putney High School - this is you... More »

19th, August 2010 Sports 15

Joe Cole Wins Over Liverpool Fans With Criminal Record - Now For The Perm

Cole tries to adhere himself to his new fans by getting a criminal record? More »

19th, August 2010 Reviews 2

Huge Blue Cock Unveiled At Trafalgar Square

The Cock of the south... More »

19th, August 2010 Reviews

Foreigners 'Rob' Jobs From British Is The Daily Express' Front-Page News

Spreading the fear of those light-fingered foreigners More »

19th, August 2010 Strange But True 2

California Man Arrested For Ejaculating In Woman's Drink

Lallana, 31, is alleged to have of entered the woman’s office and masturbated into a bottle on her desk... More »

19th, August 2010 TV & Radio 8

X Factor: Will Shagger Olly Murs Ever Get To Play With Robbie Williams?

Olly Murs and the Robbie Williams saga... More »

19th, August 2010 Reviews 2

How To Use An Easter-Style Toilet With Wilbur Sargunaraj (Not In Rochdale)

Not in Rochdale. Never there... More »

19th, August 2010 TV & Radio 2

The World's Greatest Pole Dancer Is On Video

What does he do for an encore?... More »

19th, August 2010 The Consumer

Asterix The Gaul Shills For America's McDonald's

The Gauls are celebrating another win over the Romans by feasting on chicken gizzards and fries in a McDonalds’ eatery... More »

19th, August 2010 Key Posts 4

The Earth From Space To A Plant Cell - An Amazing Gallery Of Life

Enjoy this gallery of Earth. It’s a dot in space. And then you zoom in. And in... More »

19th, August 2010 Reviews 2

Geoffrey Bacon Did Not Die For £40 - News Round-Up

The money is a pathetic sum. It’s served to readers as a comment on what Bacon’s life was worth to his killer... More »

18th, August 2010 Strange But True 1

Huge Vulture Hangs Over Glasgow

Gandalf has escaped the World of Wings in Cumbernauld, North Lanarkshire. She's looking at you... More »

18th, August 2010 Reviews

Radio Sheffield Porn Hunt With Rony Robinson: Audio

Hello, I wonder if you can help me..? More »

18th, August 2010 Reviews

Weather Presenter Tomasz Schafernaker's Shite Glastonbury Gaffe - Audio

BBC weather presenter Tomasz Schafernaker has previously sworn in air. Here's the audio... More »

18th, August 2010 Strange But True

Man Jailed For Painting Woman's Face With Nail Varnish And KY Jelly In Devon

You wake up with something on your face... More »

18th, August 2010 Reviews

Operation Razorback Lets The Pigs Loose On Notting Hill Gangsters

It’s Operation Razorback - a razorback is a wild pig; who says the cops don't have a sense of humour?.. More »

18th, August 2010 The Consumer 1

Middle Class Families Turn To ASDA For Aid Relief

Yes - you can look like you're living beyond your means. Here's how... More »

18th, August 2010 Technology 2

Two Men 'Killed' By Exploding Nokia Mobile Phone

An exploding mobile phone has killed 23-year-old farmer Gopal Gujjar... More »

18th, August 2010 The Consumer 1

Inside the World's Most Opulent Planes With Michelle Obama - A Gallery

It’s time Michelle got selfish and thought about herself for once. We’ve pulled together a gallery of jets more in keeping with her status... More »

18th, August 2010 Celebrities

Angelina Jolie 'Betrays' And 'Makes A Fool' Of Maddox

Time for a heated debate on how Jolie has 'made a fool' of her nine-year-old son Maddox. More »

18th, August 2010 Celebrities

Peter Andre's Gay Dyke Mystery Woman

Peter Andre is looking at some legs... More »

18th, August 2010 Strange But True

Fat Burglar Gets Caught In Bow Window

We are now all so fat that a 36-year-old thief has become wedged in the window frame of the house he is trying to burgle... More »

18th, August 2010 The Consumer

The Naked Mad Men Matchbox Barbie Doll Calendar

For 2011, the tried-and-tested medium of undressed women and cars... More »

18th, August 2010 Reviews 4

What Really Happened To Raoul Moat's Urn And Ashes

Moat’s ashes have been scattered at the scene of his death, five miles upstream from Rothbury, Northumberland. And then it got worse... More »

18th, August 2010 Celebrities 10

Katie Price's Pregnancy News Shocker In Pictures

Daily Star has front-page news of “JORDAN BABY JOY”. Oh, happy days... More »