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17th, August 2010 Reviews 4

Two Tone The Kent Carp Is Dead

All 67lb 14oz, of Two Tone, the UK’s biggest freshwater fish is dead... More »

17th, August 2010 Key Posts 1

BBC Weatherman Tomasz Schafernaker Flips Viewers The Finger

That's BBC weatherman Tomasz Schafermaker giving the finger on the BBC New channel... More »

17th, August 2010 Strange But True 3

Cannabis Farmer Helps Devon Police With Tomato Plants

Every week, Mr McAulay has been arriving at his local police station. And there he has been helping the coppers with their tomato plants... More »

17th, August 2010 Reviews 5

Drug Experts Says Legalise Cannabis But Politicians Who Smoked It Say No

Turning cannabis into a scare story to keep us all paranoid... More »

17th, August 2010 Strange But True 3

Man Grows A Vagina And Menstruates

Mr Mateyu is the father of six in Malawi who grew a vagina... More »

17th, August 2010 The Consumer

Ready For The BP Halloween Costume?

In time for Halloween, the BP horror costume – an outfit of green overalls, dead wish and oil stains... More »

17th, August 2010 Sports

What Really Happened In Wayne Rooney's Dog Kennels

Rooney is not in the doghouse... More »

17th, August 2010 Sports

Chelsea Striker Nicolas Anelka Gets 18-Match Ban

He has been banned from playing for truly rubbish team... More »

17th, August 2010 Reviews 13

Haroon Zafaryab Is The Tabloid Hero In The War On Clampers

Mr Zafaryab, is the “HERO driver”. Mr Zafaryab is 27. He lives in Kingsbury, London NW9. He owns a Toyota Prius... More »

17th, August 2010 TV & Radio 2

Whitney Houston Give Birth To Twins On Stage: Video

To the Philippines, where Whitney Houston is playing a secret gig... More »

17th, August 2010 Reviews

'Fight Over NY Mosque Shits To DC' On CNN

On the New York Mosque and political shits... More »

17th, August 2010 Politicians 2

Tony Blair's Journey Has 324 Redacted Pages And A Prayer For Every Reader

Buy the book and help an old soldier who might have had his leg blown off in an iffy war Tony led you into. Tony is all about giving until it hurts... More »

17th, August 2010 Reviews 1

Lady GaGa Making Teens Blind Is Now A Tabloid Fact

The making of a scare story... More »

17th, August 2010 Key Posts 12

Eden Abergil's Sexy Facebook Photos Are Proof Of Her Stupidity

Israeli pillock Eden Abergil creates a media shitstorm... More »

17th, August 2010 Reviews 7

Lockerbie Bomber Abdelbaset al-Megrahi

Abdelbaset al-Megrahi is not only alive - he's creating tensions between the UK and the US. He was supposed to be dead by now... More »

17th, August 2010 Politicians

Barack Obama's Top Priority Is A New Speechwriter

He says "Top Priority" a lot... More »

16th, August 2010 Reviews 1

In 1962 Humble Oil Boasted Of Melting Glaciers

Oil to warm the world! More »

16th, August 2010 In Pictures

Signs - Obvious Ones

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16th, August 2010 Celebrities

Photos Prove Kerry Katona Trumps Angelina Jolie At Salt Premiere

Angelina Jolie meets her British match... More »

16th, August 2010 Reviews 1

Lady GaGa Makes 11 Million Teenagers Go 'Blind' In 24 Hours Says BBC

The BBC has shocking news that “American teenagers are risking their eyesight” - and you cam bleme Lady GaGa... More »

16th, August 2010 Sports 3

Nottinghamshire's Graeme Swann And The 'Drink-Driving' Cat

He needed to buy a screwdriver to help rescue a cat, yer honour... More »

16th, August 2010 Celebrities

Christina Hendricks Goes Green For GQ: In Pictures

It's not easy being green... More »

16th, August 2010 Sports

Cheerleading Wildcats Of Wakefield Meet England's World Cup Hero

To the winner, the spoils... More »

16th, August 2010 Reviews

The Greatest Local News Story Ever Happens In Brighton

Ready for the big news in Brighton..? More »

16th, August 2010 Politicians

The Daily Express Clock Change Campaign Is Stuck In 2002

Can the Daily Express win its crusade to have the clocks moved forward? Well... No. More »