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29th, July 2010 Celebrities

When Tiger Woods’ Porno Shag Devon James Met Dustin Diamond: Sodom Revisited

Just when you thought things couldn’t get worse for Head of the Class flunky Dustin “Screech” Diamond, the loser manages to go another notch lower on the ladder that is life-after-fame... More »

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Titanic 2 Is The True Story Of Nazi Snakes On A Boat

Titanic II will see holidaymakers take a ride on the same boat, at the same time and hit the same iceberg that killed so many 100 years before. More »

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Katie Price Paradise Is a Pop-Up Book: Pictures

Price is the literary tour de force in ebony body, rosewood legs and deep mahogany face plugging her new coffee table pop-up book Paradise... More »

29th, July 2010 Strange But True 9

Man Eaten To Death By Maggots In His Bed

In Austria a man has been eaten alive by maggots in his bed. The 61-year-old slept by his 34-year-old wife... More »

29th, July 2010 Strange But True 1

Marijuana Testers Required: Over 65s Feeling Ill Welcome (Marc Emery Forbidden)

Marc Emery languishes in jail in the US - the same country that sees a man known as William Breathes get paid – legally!- to test marijuana... More »

29th, July 2010 Money 1

Working Past 65 Is Not A Right For Partners But Is A Media Scare sTory

All those tabloid facts on retiring -which is now a media scare story... More »

28th, July 2010 In Pictures

Alex Higgins - A Life In Pictures

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28th, July 2010 Key Posts 9

Kyron Horman's 'Homicide' In Pictures And No News

Today: the 'homicide', the 'suspect', the persecution of Terri Horman, the character assassination of DeDe Spicher and no news presented as fact... More »

28th, July 2010 Key Posts

Wikileaks Afghanistan War Posters: Careless Talk Costs Lives In Pictures

In honour of Wikileaks and loose lips sinking ships, we bring you a selection of war posters warning to keep mum – like dad does… More »

28th, July 2010 Politicians 22

Ejup Ganic, 'Racist' Serbia's 'Incompetence' And The Srebrenica Massacre

The Balkans War is not over... More »

28th, July 2010 Celebrities

Cheryl Cole Nursed By 'The Hoff'

Derek Hough – pronounced not “Ho” but Hoff as in The Hoff – has moved in with Cheryl Cole, that “nation’s sweetheart” married to Ashley Cole... More »

28th, July 2010 Money 4

BP Urged To Pump More Bullshit Into News Gulf: Greenpeace Moves Bowels

Yep, the oil company that makes massive money from useful oil should rethink making massive money from useful oil because Greenpeace says it should “move beyond”. How? More »

27th, July 2010 Music

Lincoln Savage And The Greatest BBC Lincolnshire Hip-Hop Story Ever

Lincoln Savage, aka Linc, is, says the BBC website, “fast becoming the leading exponent of hip-hop in Lincolnshire”.... More »

27th, July 2010 Key Posts

The Best And Worst Fan Tattoos Ever

That fan tattoo of your club, TV idol, hero was a decent good at the time. But, then, the lifelong passion turned into a fad and you are left with an Anthea Turner picture on your buttocks... More »

27th, July 2010 TV & Radio 1

The Best Dancing In The Rain Video Ever

The Best Dancing video in the tain ever. Gene Kelly is retired... More »

27th, July 2010 Reviews 1

Jon Venables In Put On A High Fat Diet: Pictures

Jon Venables is worse than a child killing paedophile. He’s a FAT child killing paedophile. In the tabloids, Venables’ fatness may well be the worst of this crimes... More »

27th, July 2010 Celebrities 1

Paris Hilton Introduces More Comedy Nazis And The Hitler Dance

Paris Hilton's Nazi salute is the kind fo dance Hitler would have loved... More »

27th, July 2010 Strange But True

Weston-Super-Mare Sand Sculpture Festival In Pictures

The two teen girls and a teen boy lying in wet skinny jeans by a pile of alcopops are not made of sand but form parts of a living installation called Seaside Sickness... More »

27th, July 2010 Reviews

Afghanistan Police Smoking Hash For Peace: Operation BlowBack Video

"I wouldn't say I feel threatened. But they act silly, just like anybody who smokes weed. They just act ridiculous. It's hard to get them to focus. They won't stay quiet. They've just got the giggles" - US soldier More »

26th, July 2010 Key Posts

Oscar's Face Transplant In Pictures

It took medics 24 hours to remove the donor’s face and place it on Oscar’s head. Oscar needed the treatment after accidentally shooting himself in the face in 2005... More »

26th, July 2010 Reviews

Tony Hayward Is Recalled By BP: Wonderful Pictures

Tony Hayward the outgoing BP boss - Picture of the Day... More »

26th, July 2010 In Pictures

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26th, July 2010 Money

Tony Hayward Heads To Russia: Next Stop North Korea

We spotted BP boss Tony Hayward (a shoo-in to play Michael Sheen in a biopic of the actor’s life) being driven away from the offices of BP, in St James's Square, central London... More »

26th, July 2010 The Consumer

Marks & Spencer's Plus Fit Range For Fat Kids Is Typo Of The Year

Perverts rejoice at uniforms in size 18... More »

26th, July 2010 Reviews

Tony Hayward Gets His Life Back In Russia - 11 Others Still Waiting

Having worked at BP for 28 years, Hayward was tipped to leave the firm and enjoy his life with enough money for 12 lives... More »