24th, July 2010
Key Posts
15 Back in 1986, St Catherine of Siena was so troubled by all the child sex abuse cases in the Roman Catholic Church that she got medium Elizabeth Baron to write a letter to Pope John Paul II. How did he reply? More »
24th, July 2010
Celebrities
1 You don’t need to get arrested to remind Hollywood agents that you’re still alive and newsworthy - but it might help… More »
23rd, July 2010
Reviews
2 The Mail wants to blame someone. Blame Venables? Too easy. Venables has been jailed for “horrific child porn”. Is there any other kind of child porn..? More »
23rd, July 2010
Celebrities
There were Catherine Zeta Jones and Michael Douglas at the Children's Hospital for Wales in Cardiff. All the nippers were happy to see Douglas and whatshername. The kids are big fans... More »
23rd, July 2010
TV & Radio
1 On the same day Jedward were signing our CD, Britain's Got Talent’s Emma Amelia Pearl Czikai was talking about suing the show’s judges... More »
“Whilst it may seem like a minor problem, residents leaving bins out after collection can leave themselves at risk of bin fires which can spread to their property"... And then it got worse... More »
If Queen Elizabeth II wasn’t to get him in garden, she will have to try harder. The lure of garden party isn’t working... More »
WE went to see Earth, Wind and Fire perform live at London’s 02 arena. Half expecting Mulch, Gas and Burning Sensation When I Urinate... More »
23rd, July 2010
Reviews
4 The dark suit stands as a monochrome maypole around which colourful ribboned bitches dance, lending the illusion of stability, sobriety, cock-cuntedness to the conformist male. His very own burka. More »
23rd, July 2010
Reviews
7 Venables said he was a 35-year-old married woman called Dawn who had abused her eight-year-old daughter. Dawn was offering to sell access to her child... More »
23rd, July 2010
Key Posts
2 There will be no chance for a judge to decide is the police non-assault led to the death of Mr Tomlinson. There is no case to answer. It never happened... More »
23rd, July 2010
TV & Radio
6 Be afraid! Jade Goody's spirit is here to keep Big Brother on the telly... More »
23rd, July 2010
Celebrities
Cruise placed a ladder in his heels and stood next to Cameron Diaz at the premiere of film Knight & Day. We took pictures... More »
22nd, July 2010
Politicians
Better, perhaps, that Mr Griffin meet the Queen on a Stag stalking expedition or on the cross channel ferry to France on August 14th at 754 pm sharp... More »
22nd, July 2010
Celebrities
1 And so it came to pass that Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt did slay the News of the World... More »
No crime? Remove the uniforms. Dress the police in replica football kits. Now look. Still no case to answer..? More »
22nd, July 2010
Reviews
5 No need to wait for the police. This is DIY brutality... More »
22nd, July 2010
The Consumer
4 You've experienced the wonder of "The Fart-Eating Blanket For A Better Marriage”. Now thrill to the Subtle Butt a filtering system for your anal emissions... More »
This explains why on a trip to Msocow, your writer was driven at speed along the pavement with the driver beeping his horn... More »
22nd, July 2010
Reviews
4 The Daily Star “blocked Muslim-only loos”. So says the Daily Star on its front page. How did it block those “Muslim” loos, readers? Perhaps with a rolled up copy of the Daily Star coated in a bullshit story...? More »
22nd, July 2010
Strange But True
5 Lohan follows Paris Hilton into jail and the media gets to wondering about life behind bars? Here's an idea... More »
22nd, July 2010
Money
On the firm’s website, there’s a "View of the MC 252 site from the cockpit of a PHI S-92 helicopter 26 June 2010". Only, the picture seems to have been tampered with... More »
Moat - that benchmark of tabloid mayhem – gets a mention in the story of Peter Cox... More »
21st, July 2010
The Consumer
2 You can buy some of the instruments used on Elvis Presley autopsy... More »
Paraguayan defender Jose Pedroso, of Rangers, is so upset at the referee’s performance in his side’s match against against Deportes Concepcíon... More »
