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17th, July 2010 TV & Radio

Russian Rocket Ship Hangs In Air: 10 Trapped In Space

In Russia, 10 people are trapped in a rocket ship. They are hanging in space. No. Not in the big unknown... More »

17th, July 2010 The Consumer 1

Naked Meaty Peta Dumb Animal Pamela Anderson Is Banned In Canada: Pictures

Meat eaters might well baulk at chomping on middle-aged, sun-dried Pammy and all those additives... More »

17th, July 2010 Reviews

Olympic Wind Turbine Blows Over In High Winds And Birds Die

Wind turbine at Olympic sailing venue blows iove rin high winds - and all those ironic dead birds... More »

17th, July 2010 Key Posts 3

Ian Collins' Interview With Raoul Moat Fan Siobhan O'Dowd

Collins is presented as the voice of reason talking about a "multiple murderer". Moat killed one. But - hey - who needs facts... More »

17th, July 2010 TV & Radio

Tiger Woods' Shaft Protector Rachel Uchitel To Help Trump Pick His Apprentice?

How did Rachel get the job? More »

16th, July 2010 Reviews

Raoul Moat: NoTW Buys Sam Stobbart's Story For Six Figures And Creates The Legend

This is the press that hate - just hate – the idea what people can hero worship Moat. They hate it so much that they will burnish his celebrity with a story from the ex-lover he shot and whose boyfriend he murdered... More »

16th, July 2010 Key Posts

Raoul Moat: Siobhan O'Dowd Shows Jealous Tabloids How Social Media Works

More news on Siobhan O'Dowd, the 21-year-old, unemployed single mum from Burnley who managed to create a website with 38,000 fans in just a few days from her own home... More »

16th, July 2010 Reviews 1

Madeleine McCann And The Reappearance Of Amber Nicklas

Amber Nicklas is alive. She went missing in 2003. She was kidnapped by her three teenaged aunts from an eatery in LA. And it's not just good news for Amber... More »

16th, July 2010 Politicians 3

Lord Taylor Of Warwick Feels Sick: Fishing Expeditions And Alleged Fiddles

Lord Taylor of Warwick faces six charges of false accounting. One in the eye for the racists, eh, readers.... More »

16th, July 2010 Reviews 3

The Yorkshire Ripper Will Die In Jail: His Life And Death In Pictures

Today the High Court ruled that Peter Sutcliffe, the Yorkshire Ripper, will spend the rest of natural life behind bars. Think not of him. Think of his victims... More »

16th, July 2010 Key Posts 21

Raoul Moat Fanclub Creator Is Single Mum - Wants Shooting (Pictures)

Exposed! Raoul Moat's fan O'Dowd is smoking single mum with 1980s hair. Why waste the buillet....? More »

16th, July 2010 Celebrities

Lindsay Lohan To Open Rehab Center As Alternative Jail Therapy

Lohan's mother Dina Lohan, the white people’s answer to Oprah, has a few words to the wise and a marketing plan... More »

16th, July 2010 Strange But True

Dead Fat Man Gets Lipo To Fit In Coffin

So fat is Cristian Capatanescu, 54, that he can’t get into his coffin. Wat to do...? More »

16th, July 2010 Strange But True 3

Man Killed In Bid To Win Custody Of Child

So desperate is 20-year-old Dwayne Lamont Moten to gain custody of his son Dwayne Junior, 3, that he solicits a friend to shoot him... More »

16th, July 2010 Key Posts 4

Awkward Family Photos - With Pets

Presenting a selection of awkward family photographs with pets. And those are pets, aren’t they...? More »

15th, July 2010 Celebrities 4

Did Will Smith And Jada Pinkett-Smith Have Sex At Karate Kid Premiere? Pictures

Will Smith’s son Jaden Smith is working his way through his dad’s 1980s movie collection. After starring in the Karate Kid remake – pictures of the London premiere hereunder – Jaden will play Arnold in Diff’rent Strokes... More »

15th, July 2010 Key Posts 1

Raoul Moat: Siobhan O'Dowd's Facebook Satire And Cameron's Fame Lust

Famous David Cameron stands up to say that he can’t understand why anyone would admire Raoul Moat. Did that need saying? If Dave thought Moat worthy of respect he’d be unfit for office.... More »

15th, July 2010 Reviews 3

Kyron Horman: Without The Media The Police Have Nothing?

News is that police have asked the media for footage of interviews with potential witnesses. Want to know why? More »

15th, July 2010 Music 2

Status Quo Record Anthem For Badly Equipped British Army: Photos

Before you snort and piss on the dying embers of an ageing rock band, know that it’s all for charity.... More »

15th, July 2010 Politicians 1

Peter Mandelson's Memoirs Are Slime Fiction: Pictures

Lord Peter Mandelson is posing for photographers at the launch of his memoirs 'The Third Man' at Hatchards, in Piccadilly, central London. Hatchards, we said. Not hatchets... More »

15th, July 2010 Strange But True

Dignity And Respect: A Gay Comic For The US Military

In light of the Pentagon’s questionnaire – ‘Have You Ever Had A Shower With A Queer?’, we bring you Dignity and Respect, a 2001 comic book guide to dealing with homosexuals in the military... More »

15th, July 2010 Politicians 1

Baroness Helen Newlove Enters The House Of Lords: Pictures And A Husband Not Forgotten

Baroness Newlove, from Warrington, has campaigned against drink-related violence since her husband was kicked to death by a gang of teenagers in August 2007... More »

15th, July 2010 Key Posts 6

The Best Of RIP Raoul Moat You Legend: Facebook Moatmaniacs Turn On Their Man

Abbie Gale - YOU SICK F**KS. I HOPE THE NEXT RAOUL MOAT SHOOTS YOUR BROTHER, SISTER, DAUGHTER, SON, MOTHER, FATHER, HUSBAND , WIFE, GIRLFRIEND, BOYFRIEND OR BETTER STILL YOU!!!! More »

15th, July 2010 Key Posts 1

Jesse Thornhill Is Tattoo Face Mugshot Of The Day (With Horns): Pictures

The 28-year-old is accused ot trying to rundown his landlord. His weapon of choice a '96 Ford Windstar van.... More »

15th, July 2010 Celebrities

Bristol Palin And Levi Johnson Are The Porny People Of Walmart

Bristol Palin, daughter to hockey stick Milf Sarah Palin, and her stripping on-off-on lover, Levi Johnson, are to get married... More »