15th, July 2010
Reviews
1 Raoul Moat: How The Media Created A Folk Hero And Lamented The Fact
The media can’t make someone a folk hero and then complain because the Great British Public follow... More »
15th, July 2010
Reviews
1 
15th, July 2010
Sports
The Open 2010: Day 1 In Pictures, Fags And Trousers
The golf is not all about the sex and the sex. It’s not all about Tiger’s Woods’ lust for other cats. The golf is about John Daly’s trousers... More »
15th, July 2010
Celebrities
Katie Price: After The Gash And The Fight The Wedding Strip In Pictures
It's Katie Price's firt wedding - all over again! More »
15th, July 2010
Celebrities
Raoul Moat's Pal Paul Gascopigne Checks Into Rehab
Having offered to sort out “Moaty” with can of lager, a fishing rod and a chicken, Gazza is in Bournemouth, staying at a home owned by the Providence Project rehab group... More »
15th, July 2010
Reviews
23 Rochdale's 'Muslim-Only Toilets' And Other Daily Star Crap
Question 1: Are you a Muslim. "Yes," says the skinhead desparate for a poo... More »
15th, July 2010
Reviews
Raoul Moat Knew PC David Rathband: Pictures
Detective Chief Superintendent Neil Adamson said “he believed the attack on PC Rathband was random”... Why did he believe that? More »
15th, July 2010
The Consumer
World Cup Press Release Of The Day: The Three Lions Salad
The World Cup is over - and it was over for England well before it as over for Spain. But how can the football be sued to sell ptroduct? McCann Erickson tries... More »
14th, July 2010
Celebrities
Watching Lindsay Lohan's Suicide And Other Deadly Drugs
Lohan's not dead yet - but... More »
14th, July 2010
Reviews
6 Kyron Horman: Michael Cook, Sex And Waiting For Terri Horman To Confess
"Desiree Young, Kyron's biological mother, said she is convinced 'without a doubt' that her ex-husband's now-estranged wife, Terri Horman, plotted her son's disappearance." How? More »
14th, July 2010
The Consumer
3 Rochdale Shopping Centre Installs The Iranian Squat Toilets
The Rochdale Exchange has introduced Iranian toilets to capture the shoppers’ weapons of mass destruction. Shopping is fun again! More »
14th, July 2010
Key Posts
12 David Cameron Is Raoul Moat's Celebrity Supporter: Facebook, Shrines And Pictures
If you want to burnish Moat’s celebrity, encourage the police to look deceptive and then invite the Prime Minister to slam him in public... More »
14th, July 2010
Technology
22 Is Miscrosoft's Virtual Boy Milo The Ultimate Paedophile Training Tool?
Milo, the Microsoft boy, is the answer to wannabe paedophiles’ dreams. Now the perverts can practice being a paedophile without having to go to the expense of a puppy of a trail of Smarties... More »
14th, July 2010
Reviews
8 Non-Racists In Hysterics Over Daralston's Blacked Out Muslim Swimming Pool?
"I'm not a racist but..." News media reacts to news of Muslims asking for Black Country pool to black out windows... More »
14th, July 2010
Strange But True
1 Joseph Sepp Bellend Blatter Is Our Nominative Determinism Of The Day
Joseph Sepp Bellend Blatter is our Nominative Determinism of The Day... More »
14th, July 2010
Strange But True
2 Police Cover Mooning Store Window Mannequin With Brown Paper
In the window of Hannah’s Treasures, at 504 Court Street, Beatrice, Nebraska, the mannequin’s knickers have fallen down around her ankles... More »
14th, July 2010
Strange But True
2 The Death Of Paul The Octopus: In Pictures
Paul the Octopus is dead. The Legs of God World Cup Predictor is no more. Anorak has obtained details of his sudden demise... More »
14th, July 2010
Strange But True
Man Dies From Picking His Chest Acne And Other Chinese Prison Deaths
We commend to your attention the death of Li Qiaoming at the Puning County jail in Yunnan. It was his fate to suffer fatal injuries earned by bumping into a wall while playing blind man's buff with fellow inmates... More »
14th, July 2010
Celebrities
4 Cheryl Cole Becomes The Privacy Seeking Cheryl Tweedy
Private Cheryl Cole lends her name to the Quote Of The Week More »
14th, July 2010
Reviews
1 Cat Killer Raoul Moat's Suicide And PC Rathband's Story In Pictures
Cat killer Raoul Moat's suicide bid and "hero" cop PC Rathbannd tells us all what it's like to be shot in the face... More »
14th, July 2010
Celebrities
3 Amy Winehouse Is Fit To Bust At Psychosis Premiere: Pictures
The real stars of the show were not Traviss and his uber alles hair, nor Winehouse and her plunging pink dress and flesh-on-bones but Justin Hawkins... More »
13th, July 2010
Reviews
The Open In Pictures: John Daly Smokes And Tiger Woods Complies
In front of Daly stood Tiger Woods. That’s Daly with his charm, ease and inability to comply. And that’s Woods, with his charm void, self–interest and corporate swagger. Well, kids, who do you want to be...? More »
13th, July 2010
Reviews
Police Work To Turn Raoul Moat Into A Victim: Pictures
With Moat cornered, the police talked with him for six hours. And then...? Well, then what..? More »
13th, July 2010
Celebrities
Orlando Bloom Stars In Canterbury Remake Of Exodus: Pictures
Orlando Bloom was laying brick at the redevelopment of the Marlowe Theatre, where he started his career in his home town of Canterbury, Kent... More »
13th, July 2010
Reviews
2 Northern Ireland Riots In Pictures: Orangemen, Men In Green And Red Blood
The Orangemen are guarded by the police (black) from attack by Nationalist protesters (green) in the Ardoyne Road area of north Belfast. Pictures... More »
13th, July 2010
Strange But True
Wife Attacks Husband With Cat And Candle
Police Report of The Day features the cat, the wife, the dog and the candle. It might have been news... More »
