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13th, July 2010 Key Posts 3

Paul Gascoigne's Radio Appeal To Raoul Moat: Audio And Pictures

If Gazza can save the police thousands with a simple chat, maybe the Taliban can be brought to their knees with a night out in the Bigg Market? More »

13th, July 2010 Strange But True

Robber Drops Gun In Victim's Lap - Drop Mobile In Panic

Raymond Lewis Shepard, 25, of Daytona Beach, Florida, is our Criminal Mastermind of The Day... More »

13th, July 2010 Sports 3

World Cup Heroes: Nigeria's Vincent Enyeama Is Mr Relaxed

The calmest goalkeeper at the World Cup 2010 award goes to Nigeria’s Vincent Enyeama. A study in inaction... More »

13th, July 2010 Celebrities 2

Terius Nash Delivers The World's Greatest Break-Up Statement

The "unsuccessful" marriage of the man he calls The Dream... More »

13th, July 2010 Key Posts 23

Raoul Moat: The Facebook Legend, The Shrine And Mother Blames Sam Stobbart

Moat continues to make front-page news two days after he shot himself in the head: "RIP Raoul Moat You Legend!"... More »

12th, July 2010 Sports

After The World Cup: What Happens Next - In Pictures

And then this happened... More »

12th, July 2010 Celebrities

Kim Cattrall Lives Out Her Dream At Liverpool University: Pictures

For services to the male population of New York City in a professional fictional capacity, Liverpool's John Moores University makes Sex And The City star Kim Cattrall an honorary fellow... More »

12th, July 2010 Key Posts 21

What's It REALLY Like To Have Sex With Hugh Hefner?

Haven't you ever wondered what it's like to be fucked by this Methuselah of Meaningless Missionary Mountings? Wonder no longer. More »

12th, July 2010 Key Posts 8

Raoul Moat's 'Execution': The Cross-Dressing, Paedophile Rapist Dad I Knew

This is the story of “THE REAL RAOUL MOAT”. Forget those romanticised tales of the steroid-infested nut-job... More »

12th, July 2010 Celebrities

Oksana Gregorieva Has 'No Idea' How Mel Gibson 'Nigger Rape' Tapes Made It Online

Gregorieva has "no idea" how that Mel Gibson tape of him saying she was inviting a "gang of niggers" to rape her made it online.... More »

12th, July 2010 Music

In Pictures: Eminem Plays T In The Park, Edinburgh

Eminem was not 50 minutes late for his T In The Park show because he declined to walk across the mud from his tour bus. He was late because he couldn’t find hovercraft, a helicopter or a small child to carry him... More »

11th, July 2010 Politicians

Barack Obama's Tuxedo Killer Wants New Prison JLS Tattoos

We first encountered Daniel Cowart, 20, in October 2008, when along with Paul Schlesselman, 18, he planned to murder Barack Obama and tens of black people... More »

11th, July 2010 Technology

If It's Not An iPhone Why Would I Want It A Video

It's a good question. NSFW, though... More »

11th, July 2010 Strange But True 6

Taliban Trains Army Of Monkeys To Fire Kalashnikovs At US Soldiers

The Taliban have trained a millions monkeys to wage bloddy war on the West.... More »

11th, July 2010 Reviews 16

Ashley Cole 'Gave' Cheryl Cole Malaria?

Cheryl Cole has malaria and is very ill in hospital. And if you want someone to blame, then blame Ashley... More »

11th, July 2010 Strange But True 2

Mooning Amtrak: Decorated Butts In Pictures

Yes, you can decorate your butt... More »

11th, July 2010 Politicians

Artist Kills Nelson Mandela: Pictures

Presenting the death of Nelson Mandela - with smiles... More »

11th, July 2010 TV & Radio

Kim Jong-Il's Hummingbird Quartet Is North Korean Kids Playing Big Guitars

Take them away , Kim Jong-Il.... More »

11th, July 2010 Key Posts 4

The Police 'Killed' Raoul Moat? Life And Death In Pictures

Did the actions of the police kill a dangerous man? Let's look at all the news... More »

11th, July 2010 Celebrities

Lindsay Lohan's Lawyer Stuart V Goldberg Dazzles The Judge - Writes And Stars In Case Film?

The lawyer's a threefer… not just an attorney, but also an author (a romantic psychological thriller) and a screenwriter.. More »

10th, July 2010 Music

Oxegen Music Festival In Pictures: Beth Ditto's Eyebrows Won't Run For Jay-Z

It rained. And rained. Dizzee Rascal sang. Beth Ditto’s eyebrows didn’t run – a Sharpie never does? And... More »

10th, July 2010 Music 3

T In The Park 2010: Rain, Mud And Eminem

T In The Park 2010 In Pictures: Rain. Mud. Eminem. And trenchfoot... More »

10th, July 2010 Royal Family 1

Prince William And Harry Take Chakravarty World Cup: Pictures

What's Prince William been up since a palsied England were knocked out of the World Cup... More »

10th, July 2010 Key Posts 11

'Have You Ever Had A Shower With A Queer?' Asks Pentagon

Four hundred thousand US soldiers have this week been sent a $4.5m Pentagon questionnaire asking them whether they've ever taken a shower with a homosexual. What a fascinating queeeeery. More »

10th, July 2010 Reviews 1

Kyron Horman: Kaine Horman Almost Certain Terri Horman Disappeared Boy

aine Horman says Terri Horman almost certainly guilty of something... More »