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Dallas writer Laura van Wormer has set up a Facebook page called catchily, Bring Back The Duchess of York To Weight Watchers. How many members has it? More »
Dallas writer Laura van Wormer has set up a Facebook page called catchily, Bring Back The Duchess of York To Weight Watchers. How many members has it? More »
Kaine Horman's statement... More »
Reader Karen spots shades in this story of when Madeleine McCann, Robert Murat and Kate and Gerry McCann were eaten alive by a voracious media... More »
The police are swarming over Rothbury like the Army on a training exercise. The news media is full of no news... More »
Are police keeping an open mind or just protecting their own and relying on rumour and whispers? More »
Mr Llewellyn, 46, Kai, 7, and a granny, 86, are the subject of the Headline of the Day... More »
It turns out that Snoop can play football better than Rio Ferdinand and can creosote a wall better than Alan Shearer... More »
Last night at the World Cup we said goodbye to Germany coach Joachim Low, Joachim Low’s hair, Joachim Low’s T-shirt vests and... More »
Sky News special reports: This is a gun... More »
In Belgium, undertakers are looking for fitting way to make the passing of a life sprnt circline life's plughole... More »
Option Street is to maim and kill cast members in a tram crash that has no resemblance to the Derrick Bird nor Raoul Moat stories... More »
Lindsay Lohan did not drink drive and break the terms of her parole. Lindsay Lohan found a reason to further her celebrity for the greater good... More »
14-year-old boys can only dream... More »
On July 7, 2005, Davinia Turrell was badly injured in the terror attack on Edgware Road station. This is her story... More »
Last night he chose Spain. The muscle opened its valve just once. Trouble is brewing in the tank... More »
Hands up who wants to see a longer version of James Cameron’s Avatar flick..? More »
Anorak’s round-up of the fugitive in the news - killing mum, the mates and the spiders More »
Bieber will not be heading to North Korea to have his hair harvested for glorious revolultion by Kim Jong-Il's No. 6 Shearing Squad... More »
Gay has been beaten by Dix at an athletic meet in the US. Nominative determinism can be tough. You can run... But... More »
Kelly tried to hide her face from the cameras. Too late. Channel 4 already filmed it and retains the copyright... More »
Sara Carbonero is the last WAG stranding... More »
To all the one who have never loved, Angelina Jolie feels for you. Pray to her... More »
Was that Maot amid the police escort emerging from the woods near Wagtail Farm where it is believed Raoul Moat had been hiding out? More »
Tony Young, Kyron’s step-father, is a police detective in Medford. The police and family are tight. Terri Horman has been ostracised by the family and singled out by the police... More »