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8th, July 2010 Key Posts 3

Please Duchess Fergie, Suck Out My Fat (Again)!

Dallas writer Laura van Wormer has set up a Facebook page called catchily, Bring Back The Duchess of York To Weight Watchers. How many members has it? More »

8th, July 2010 Reviews 1

Kyron Horman: Kaine Horman Says Terri Horman Did It

Kaine Horman's statement... More »

8th, July 2010 Madeleine McCann 9

Kyron Horman And Shades Of Madeleine McCann

Reader Karen spots shades in this story of when Madeleine McCann, Robert Murat and Kate and Gerry McCann were eaten alive by a voracious media... More »

8th, July 2010 Reviews 2

Raoul Moat: The Farmer, The Old Soldier And The Gun

The police are swarming over Rothbury like the Army on a training exercise. The news media is full of no news... More »

8th, July 2010 Key Posts 21

Kyron Horman: Police Blackmail Plot And Looking After Their Own

Are police keeping an open mind or just protecting their own and relying on rumour and whispers? More »

8th, July 2010 Strange But True

Father In The Dock For Slapping Boy Who Tried To Glue Granny To The Toilet

Mr Llewellyn, 46, Kai, 7, and a granny, 86, are the subject of the Headline of the Day... More »

8th, July 2010 Celebrities

Snoop Dogg Teaches Rio Ferdinand To Play Football: Pictures

It turns out that Snoop can play football better than Rio Ferdinand and can creosote a wall better than Alan Shearer... More »

8th, July 2010 Sports

World Cup: Do Pictures Of Miserable German Fans Make You Feel Better?

Last night at the World Cup we said goodbye to Germany coach Joachim Low, Joachim Low’s hair, Joachim Low’s T-shirt vests and... More »

8th, July 2010 Reviews

Media Revels In Raoul Moat Violence: Pictures

Sky News special reports: This is a gun... More »

8th, July 2010 Strange But True 3

Belgium Plans To Turn Dead Bodies Into Bottled Water

In Belgium, undertakers are looking for fitting way to make the passing of a life sprnt circline life's plughole... More »

8th, July 2010 TV & Radio 1

Coronation Street Cull: Producers Apologise For Derrick Bird And Raoul Moat Plots

Option Street is to maim and kill cast members in a tram crash that has no resemblance to the Derrick Bird nor Raoul Moat stories... More »

8th, July 2010 Celebrities 1

Lindsay Lohan Is Not Stoned To Death In Iran - Yet: Pictures

Lindsay Lohan did not drink drive and break the terms of her parole. Lindsay Lohan found a reason to further her celebrity for the greater good... More »

8th, July 2010 Strange But True

Woman Pretends To Be Teenage Boy To Seduce Older Teenage Girl

14-year-old boys can only dream... More »

8th, July 2010 Reviews

What Happened To Davinia Turrell - One Face Of The 7/7 Attack (Pictures)

On July 7, 2005, Davinia Turrell was badly injured in the terror attack on Edgware Road station. This is her story... More »

8th, July 2010 Strange But True 3

Paul The Psychic World Cup Octopus Sued By Danny The Muscle: Photos

Last night he chose Spain. The muscle opened its valve just once. Trouble is brewing in the tank... More »

8th, July 2010 Celebrities

Avatar Is Now Even longer: Spoiler Alert

Hands up who wants to see a longer version of James Cameron’s Avatar flick..? More »

8th, July 2010 Reviews 7

Raoul Moat Day Six News Round-Up And Pictures: Mam's Story

Anorak’s round-up of the fugitive in the news - killing mum, the mates and the spiders More »

8th, July 2010 TV & Radio

Wedding Video Fail Of The Week

Not a dry eye in the house... More »

8th, July 2010 Reviews

Justin Bieber Breaks Kim Jong-Il's Hair And Heart: Pictures

Bieber will not be heading to North Korea to have his hair harvested for glorious revolultion by Kim Jong-Il's No. 6 Shearing Squad... More »

7th, July 2010 Sports

Gay Beaten By Dix: Nominative Determinism Race Blow

Gay has been beaten by Dix at an athletic meet in the US. Nominative determinism can be tough. You can run... But... More »

7th, July 2010 Strange But True 2

Wife Swap Cheat Kelly Jones Sentenced To 12 Weeks

Kelly tried to hide her face from the cameras. Too late. Channel 4 already filmed it and retains the copyright... More »

7th, July 2010 Celebrities

Sara Carbonero: Me And My Spanish World Cup - In Pictures

Sara Carbonero is the last WAG stranding... More »

7th, July 2010 Celebrities

Angelina Jolie And Brad Pitt Star In 'Love Is...': Cherubs Weep

To all the one who have never loved, Angelina Jolie feels for you. Pray to her... More »

7th, July 2010 Reviews

The Hunt For Raoul Moat And The Mystery Caller: In Pictures

Was that Maot amid the police escort emerging from the woods near Wagtail Farm where it is believed Raoul Moat had been hiding out? More »

7th, July 2010 Key Posts 75

Kyron Horman: Tony Young And The Failed Police Plot To Entrap Terri Horman

Tony Young, Kyron’s step-father, is a police detective in Medford. The police and family are tight. Terri Horman has been ostracised by the family and singled out by the police... More »