7th, July 2010
Royal Family
3 In Pictures: Queen Escapes 7/11 Carnage In New York
Her Majesty will see New York now. Have it made ready... More »
7th, July 2010
Royal Family
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7th, July 2010
Strange But True
4 Law Student Attacks Shopkeeper Who Sold him Too Small Condoms
Mr Ukachukwu, 21, tells St Albans Crown Court that his penis was too big for the condoms shopkeeper Sasisedaran Sellathurai sold him... More »
7th, July 2010
Key Posts
5 The Worst, Sexy, Weird And Greatest Company Names
Presenting a gallery of the world’s most unfortunate company names... More »
7th, July 2010
Reviews
Guardian Combines 7/11 And 7/7 To Make New Terror Outrage On 7/11
News coming in that 52 people have been killed by bomb explosion at a 7-11 store in New York... More »
7th, July 2010
TV & Radio
5 Kelly Jones Sentenced For Single Parent Fraud: Wife Swap Special
Kelly Jones, star of the Wife Swap telly show, walking the hard yards to Bristol Magistrates Court ... More »
7th, July 2010
Reviews
14 Madame Arcati - Tantrum Over, I'm Still Here
It was your heartfelt pleas to me to stay at Anorak that moved me - not in any emotional sense, I hasten to add - I didn't weep.... More »
7th, July 2010
Celebrities
Lindsay Lohan In Remake Of Caged Heat - Paris Hilton Directs
Lohan wants it. "FUCK U," runs the legend on her middle finger as she sits in court. Get me to the butch lesbians already. No, not that streak of water Samantha Ronson. Give me someone huge in fists... More »
7th, July 2010
Strange But True
Man Shot In Stomach By His Dinner
Things went wrong when Antoine Boutte’s friend Christopher Henderson came over for tea... More »
7th, July 2010
Reviews
1 They're Putting A Tarmac Path Up Mount Snowdon - Daily Mail Senses Fury
They're only putting a tarmac path up Mount Snowdon, The Daily Mail picks up on the fury. What next - a lift up Mount Everet?! A Tunnel under the Channel??!!... More »
7th, July 2010
Strange But True
1 Chinese Boy Kang Kang Born With A Mask For A Face: Pictures
Kang Kang has a face that looks like he’s wearing a mask. Kang Kang lives in China's Guangdong province... More »
7th, July 2010
Reviews
8 Why Raoul Moat Hates The Police And Shot Sam Stobbart To Help Her
Why he did it: “When he was a young lad his step-dad used to beat him up – really batter him. He would lock him in his room..." More »
7th, July 2010
Celebrities
1 In Pictures: Lindsay Lohan Goes Down For 90 Days - Escapes Parental House Arrest
Lohan has been jailed for 90 days. The Celebrity Police Force always gets its photo of cops with stars for the canteen wall... More »
7th, July 2010
Politicians
NASA Meets Muslims In Space - Obama Reaches Boldly Out
NASA Administrator Charles Bolden tells al-Jazeera that Obams detailed him to reach out ot Muslims - and not only those in space... More »
7th, July 2010
Celebrities
10 Victoria Beckham And Cheryl Cole At Death's Door?
Tabloids prepare to bury Victoria Beckham and Ashley Cole as WOrld Cup dream dies... More »
6th, July 2010
Politicians
Iran Declares War On The Mullet - Holy Mackerel!
Iran has declared war on the mullet. As our Man in LA says, the stigma of the mullet has gone international... More »
6th, July 2010
Sports
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World Cup Photos: German Flair Or Spanish Hair For Holland's Eye-Burning Resistance Fighters
Up next for the players who dress like sherbet bonbons and answer to Enid Blyton names like Dirk, Robin and... More »
6th, July 2010
Key Posts
Madonna's Photos For Dolce & Gabbana: The D&G Foreskin Head Sock
Madonna is back for more youthful Dolce & Gabbana adverts. The D&G Madge Veil is available by mail order from D&GBabyPereneum.com... More »
6th, July 2010
Reviews
2 Pictures Of Those Hideous Gems Stolen In The Graff Jewellers Raid
That raid of Graff the jewellers was daring. But the robbers never got away with it... More »
6th, July 2010
Reviews
2 Raoul Moat: The Hunt In Pictures And More Police Irony
Yesterday the police ordered journalists not to report that Moat had taken two hostages... More »
6th, July 2010
Strange But True
2 Japan Police Arrest The Girls' Bicycle Saddle Thief
In Japan, a man has been arrested for stealing 78 seats from girls’ bicycles... More »
6th, July 2010
Strange But True
1 Council Censors Beaver Of Minnesota For Looking Like Female Genitals
Some people think they can see a woodland creature. Others see the female genitalia... More »
6th, July 2010
Key Posts
5 Times Papers At War Over The Bloody Paywall?
News International Chief Exec Rebekah Brooks (a Gemini) needs to bang some heads together - The Times and Sunday Times appear at odds over the new online paywall. More »
6th, July 2010
Reviews
4 Four Paedophiles Attack Children In Stockport
Paedo panic in Stockport, where police are investigating a spate of child abduction bids. In the past nine days there have been, reportedly, four attempts to snatch children... More »
6th, July 2010
Sports
Tiger Woods' Pro-Am: JP McManus Invitational Pictures
Much excitement and debate among the fans as Tiger Woods arrived at the JP McManus Invitational Pro-Am Tournament... More »
