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4th, July 2010 Sports 3

Ashley Cole's World Cup 'Sex Texts' Shame Us All

The tabloids continue to berate Cole. In today’s instalment of Blame Cole, Mr Cheryl Cole “sends explicit messages to model just before kick off”... More »

3rd, July 2010 Celebrities 1

Kendra Wilkinson's Minute Sex With Hugh Hefner: Sliding Into Home

In her tome, Kendra Wilkinson recalls that magical first time she got inside Hugh Hefner’s housecoat and jumpstarted him... More »

3rd, July 2010 Celebrities 3

In Pictures: Katie Price's Church Blessing And Fight

Price and her walking Toffee Crisp Alex Reid got a wedding blessing at St Paul's. That’s St Paul’s Church in Woldingham, Surrey... More »

3rd, July 2010 Music 1

Bob Dylan, Van Morrison And Blondie Rock Hop Farm Festival: Pictures

Dylan and Van Morrison rocked the Hop Farm Festival in Paddock Wood, Kent. Ray Davies, without his Kinks, arrived and Debbie Harry, too... More »

3rd, July 2010 Celebrities

Angelina Jolie: 'Shiloh, We Feel, Has Montenegro Style'

The brothers are putting the colour in Montenegro... More »

3rd, July 2010 Politicians

Orange Order Parade Through Glasgow: In Pictures

Imagine the parade if the Dutch win the World cup… More »

3rd, July 2010 Sports 2

Tiger Woods Gags Elin Nordegren: Pictures

For $100million you get a lot of silence, the right to the GRUBB - a Golf Club Emergency Hammer - and a course of antibiotics... More »

3rd, July 2010 Music

In Pictures: Hop Farm Festival 2010

Before Madonna and Lady GaGa, there was Debbie Harry, siren of teenaged bedroom walls... More »

3rd, July 2010 Strange But True 2

Rapists Cleared After Ear-Based Virginity Test Proves Innocence: Pictures

To Vietnam, where three rapists are having their convictions quashed on account of them being ear virgins... More »

3rd, July 2010 Strange But True 2

Murderer Wears Nappy And Mosquito Net In Court Plea To Be Killed

Neil Simpson is wearing a nappy on his face as he appears before the judge and jury in an Elyria, Ohio... More »

3rd, July 2010 Sports

Andy Murray Loses At Wimbledon And England's Omen Brooklyn Beckham Was There (Pictures)

Is Britain's sports ambassador, Brooklyn Beckham's dad, a bad Omen?... More »

3rd, July 2010 Key Posts 2

Anna Chapman: Anya Kushchenko's Family Sell Agent 90-60-90 Photos

Chapman is fitter than the identikit mould of the thick chested Rosa Klebb or Ethel Rosenberg. Russian media have given her a number: “Agent 90-60-90”... More »

3rd, July 2010 Reviews

Jaycee Dugard Wins Damages But Philip Garrido Is 'Innocent'

Jaycee Dugard is now £13.2m better off. The money is compensation from the state of California... More »

2nd, July 2010 Key Posts 2

Kyron Horman: Desiree Young Wants Terri Horman To 'Bring Kyron Home'

Kyron's mother, Desiree Young, goes on the TV. Want to know what she said..? More »

2nd, July 2010 Politicians

Jesse Jackson's Hymies, Mel Gibson's 'Niggers' And Glass Houses

That glass house Jesse Jackson lives in should be showing some cracks about now, writes Anorak's Man in LA on the Mel Gibson Racist Rant Sequel. More »

2nd, July 2010 Sports

Orlando Bloom And David Beckham Make Wimbledon After Scotland's Andy Murray Watchable: Pictures

No sooner has Andy Murray become as English as spite and tea, than he gets thrashed by Rafael Nadal in the Wimbledon semi-final... More »

2nd, July 2010 Music 1

Silver Clef Awards In Pictures: Muse, Smoking Pipes And JLS

There are not enough pipes at large. Old Mr Anorak’s pal Iowahawk has one but too few others. A trend may be born... More »

2nd, July 2010 Key Posts 21

Beryl Bainbridge RIP: Foolish To Give Up Sex At 60

Literary grande dame Beryl had an obsession with teeth; I'm thinking of this as I write because I have just returned from my dental hygienist ... More »

2nd, July 2010 Sports 6

Brazil's Felipe Melo Is Holland's Agent Orange: World Cup In Photos

Brazil's Felipe Melo – Agent Orange, as the Dutch will call him - scores an own goal and gets sent off in the World Cup quarter final. And all is right in the world... More »

2nd, July 2010 Celebrities 6

Charlotte Church In Noel Edmonds Horror Story: Pictures

We journey inside Charlotte Church's head... More »

2nd, July 2010 Reviews

Anna Chapman's Ex-Husband Alex Chapman Hires Max Clifford To Sell His Story

Chapman, aka alleged spy Anna Kushchenko smells of money.... More »

2nd, July 2010 Sports 13

Conclusive Proof That Andy Murray Is English

The Mirror calls Murray a “FLOWER OF ENGLAND” and says his roots lie south of the border... More »

2nd, July 2010 Reviews 6

Paedophile Priest John Sidney Denham Grandstands In Court

He has been sentenced to 19 years and 10 months jail. Denham says he is a "mere scumbag paedophile". More »

2nd, July 2010 Royal Family

The Queen, The Duke And The Canada Dancing Girls - In Pictures

To Canada - with the dancing girls an the men in tall hats... More »

2nd, July 2010 Strange But True 7

Is Lutz Buergi The World's Worst Car Parker?

Lutz Buergi is the Swiss challenger to Tripta Kaushal’s title of the World’s Worse Car Parker... More »