30th, June 2010
Sports
Because Wimbledon without Anna Kournikova is all pot plants and grunts without the pictures, the tennis show answered the service line judge’s moist prayers and invited Phwoarnikova to play at Wimbledon... More »
30th, June 2010
Reviews
3 Showbiz dead tree media always claim Perez is the first with Hollywood scoops - true if pics of sleb-snatches count as exclusives. But he just churns out PR drivel or repeat tales. Here's the proof. More »
30th, June 2010
Celebrities
2 “All I heard was his voice. The moon was hidden by clouds but when he started talking it became very clear and bright. Right after it finished, the clouds covered the moon again..." You want more? More »
30th, June 2010
Key Posts
From the Alumni Class of 1993 at the Electra Independent School District, Electra, Texas – Ginger Minge is in residence - to Dr Atchoo's surgery... More »
30th, June 2010
Strange But True
Donald Duck has been arrested on drug charges... More »
30th, June 2010
Sports
“Defeating the ends of justice” almost sounds like something worth aiming for, a superhero’s motto... More »
30th, June 2010
Politicians
4 Brown, a Liberal Democrat councillor, tells the members at a Bristol City Council budget meeting that Conservative member Jay Jethwa is a “coconut”... More »
30th, June 2010
Key Posts
10 Chapman is the alleged Russian agent with the cleavage back story and a line in good underwear... More »
29th, June 2010
Reviews
35 Google messageboards are policed by moralistic unpaid fat arse cock-c**ters who can just about manage a semi if you say spam or porn at them... More »
29th, June 2010
Music
4 Blunt rose into the air in a plane to sing at 42,000 ft and beat the world record for the highest gig ever... More »
29th, June 2010
Celebrities
1 OK! “If this operation doesn’t work, will you have any other surgery – like having your mouth wired shut?” More »
29th, June 2010
Celebrities
1 “I created a game called kissing the boys and then we’d make out with them and take our clothes off..." More »
29th, June 2010
Key Posts
2 Kaine Horman has filed for divorce from Terri Moulton Horman, Kyron Horman’s step mother - the last person we know to have seen Kyron Horman alive in Portland, Oregon, on June 4... More »
29th, June 2010
Key Posts
14 Robert Green – The only man to leave Africa with out catching anything... More »
29th, June 2010
Sports
16 Despite all that sight-seeing, eating and resting, the players were still knackered, creamed from a domestic season of shagging, texting and drinking... More »
29th, June 2010
TV & Radio
3 The Cowboy Hip-Hop is dancing to think by... More »
29th, June 2010
TV & Radio
1 Little Justin Bieber's fallen down a mine shaft and the only thing saving him from certain doom is his pull ups snagged on a rusty nail.... More »
29th, June 2010
Key Posts
4 Miss Valesquez is not only the envy of every WAG and Victoria Beckham wannabe, she is ill... More »
29th, June 2010
Celebrities
2 Monroe's chest has been sold for $45,000... More »
29th, June 2010
Celebrities
21 We learn of the “shocking truth” – but not what the “shocking truth is” because someone is “hiding the truth”.... More »
29th, June 2010
Celebrities
Oprah Winfrey is the world’s most powerful celebrity who can only be stopped by a stabbing fork of Lady GaGa James Cameron and Tiger Woods... More »
29th, June 2010
Key Posts
The masseuse told a pal. The pal told her “to just suck it up; otherwise, the world’s going to be destroyed from global warming"... More »
29th, June 2010
Strange But True
That Bus Stop in Dewsbury town centre is now a “BUS SOTP”... More »
29th, June 2010
Madeleine McCann
Can Madeleine McCann somehow be linked to the World Cup and, specifically, England’s failure to win it...? More »
