World Cup: Germany Hun And Dusted Now For Argi Bargy
In readiness for should England play Argentina in the next round of the World Cup, the papers gear up the war machine... More »
27th, June 2010
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27th, June 2010
Celebrities
1 Alex Curran, Cheryl Cole and Victoria Beckham In Cloning Horror
The World Cup is here and it’s time to hear what the WAGs have been up to as the England team, make ready for a batter with the Germans... More »
27th, June 2010
Strange But True
Plymouth Woman Attacks Man With Lawnmower
Very British Crime No. 3215: the woman jailed for throwing lawn mower at her neighbour. More »
27th, June 2010
Reviews
11 Jon Venables's 42-inch World Cup TV
One of James Bulger’s killers needs this because his old telly was too small and his eyesight is not what is was... More »
27th, June 2010
Key Posts
Muse Play Glastonbury With U2's The Edge: Pictures
Not since Bob Holness was asked for a “P, please” have we seen the hexagons light up... More »
27th, June 2010
Strange But True
Mugger Knocks Old Woman Down - Then Helps Her Up Again: Video
The man maintained a sense of dignity - well, sort of... More »
27th, June 2010
Key Posts
Kylie Minogue Joins The Orchestrated Lesbians At Glastonbury: Pictures
Kylie Minogue is kissing Scissor Sisters stager Ana Matronic at Glastonbury... More »
27th, June 2010
Celebrities
1 Kerry Katona Sex Tape: In Pictures
Are you ready for a Kerry Katona sex tape? You’ve seen the tongue – now see it in action!... More »
27th, June 2010
Key Posts
Germany V England: A News Blitz For World Cup Roar
Germany V England at the World Cup and the paper talk is of total war. It's VSA Day... More »
26th, June 2010
Key Posts
1 Be Afraid Tabloider: German Interior Minister Is Watching England
“Ven der German interior minister starts looking at England, you’d best worry..." More »
26th, June 2010
Key Posts
Hard Rock Calling: Stevie Wonder's Keytar, Pearl Jam And Sarah Harding Does The Gents - In Pictures
The Hard Rock Calling concert in pictures – introduced by Sarah Harding walking into the Gents toilet... More »
26th, June 2010
Key Posts
World Cup Hope Blog: USA V Ghana In Pictures
USA V Ghana At the World Cup – In Pictures. Landon Donovan, the player who sounds like a Oklahoma law firm, cancelled out Kevin-Prince Boateng's opener... More »
26th, June 2010
Music
Pearl Jam And The Hives Play The Hard Rock Calling Festival: Pictures
Look out for the Hives doing the nautical look and The Chiefs modelling this year’s merkins – on their faces… More »
26th, June 2010
Music
Glastonbury Day 2 In Pictures: Emma Watson, Muse, The Dead Weather And Back Stage
Here’s Alison Mosshart of The Dead Weather smoking a cigarette on stage and Seasick Steve supping a beer. Nice work if you can get it. And more... More »
26th, June 2010
Royal Family
In Pictures: Prince Harry Fires West Point And Breaks The New York Met
Prince Harry is not just any smoking, drinking youth with maternal-abandonment issues and a gun... More »
26th, June 2010
Sports
How Heroic Robert Green Saved England From Uruguay And Ghana (Pictures)
Had Robert Green not fumbled the ball into the net against the USA, England would be playing Ghana and then Uruguay. And that would have been rubbish... More »
26th, June 2010
Sports
Ronaldo's Karma Sutra And Lady GaGa's Orifice: Portugal V Brazil In Pictures
the most remarkable Brazilian babe in the stands was woman – think Lady GaGa: The Daycare Years - making the big sign of the orifice to the world.... More »
26th, June 2010
Music
Glastonbury In Pictures: Gorrilaz Clash With The Nautical Theme
Glastonbury in pictures: Mick Jones, Damon Albarn and Paul Simonon of The Clash continued to work that yachty theme as they joined Gorrillaz on the Pyramid Stage... More »
26th, June 2010
Sports
World Cup In Pictures: England Train For Germany
Show it to your German pals. England plan to play rugby and put Terry between the sticks... More »
26th, June 2010
Strange But True
Florida Woman Set Fire To Office To Go Home Early On Pay
Perrino, 40, set fire to her office so that she could go home early... More »
26th, June 2010
Key Posts
18 England's World Cup War: Superior German Dummerweise (Pictures)
Ing-erlander - Inger-lander - Inger-lander - Fur zu it is alvays der var... More »
26th, June 2010
Key Posts
4 Teenage Mum Explains Why Baby Smokes A Bong On Facebook
The teenage mum who posted picures in Facebook of her baby smoking a marijuana bong explains why she dunnit... More »
26th, June 2010
Reviews
Indonesia’s Justice Minister Wants To Export Terrorists To Attack Israel
It's not that Patrialis Akbar, Indonesia’s justice minister, is against all terrorists. He just doesn't like the ones that terrorise Indonesians... More »
26th, June 2010
Sports
In Pictures: Tyson Fury Beats John McDermott
Fury has a name for boxing. It’s nominative determinism with fists and snarl. Ok, his full name is Luke Tyson Fury... More »
