World Cup Photos: Spain's Fabregas Yawns As Honduras Wrestle
If John Terry can channel his ego into strikes on goal, England will run out 9-0 winners. More »
If John Terry can channel his ego into strikes on goal, England will run out 9-0 winners. More »
Jon Venables charged with child porn offences. The news round-up... More »
One day after relocated BP boss Tony Hayward was seen on his yacht Bob at the Round Isle of Wight Race, an oil pipeline has sprung a leak in nearby Southampton water... More »
The letter from 02, the mobile phone company, is addressed to Bolton resident Mr Pedo File... More »
You will learn that Terror comes in a variety of flavours, an OAP tasts better in sauce, older boys love Oily Boy, Puke is served in bags and a Double Cock is a Keeper.... More »
Kevin is the one who looks like an estate agent; Joe is dressed a Rupert Pumpkin. Do girls like this clothing?... More »
Anorak’s at-a-glance look at the missing boy in the news: the media is gunning for Kyron step-mother Terri Horman, armchair detectives are massing and the sexually abusive uncle... More »
The number tells walker how long they have to cross the road before the lights turn green and all hell is unleashed... More »
The number of images is said to be 57. Seven of those images he is aid to allowed other to see over the internet... More »
RIP Frank Sidebottom. Yours was the huge round head we could laugh at. Chris Sievey is also dead... More »
Does your car have Hello Kitty engine oil? Does it deserve it? More »
To the Nude Rugby Test between the New Zealand All Blacks (mostly All Pink with flashes of ginger) and the Welsh Leeks in Dunedin... More »
Hefner, are you listening. Introducing Ruby Day (left) and Pearl Day (left; or right) from east London. They are the most identical British twins in Britain... More »
To the people of the DPRK we say hearty congratulations as the Portuguese anti-Japanese revolutionary martyrs score seven goals on the occasion of the... More »
Presenting the greatest self-timer picture ever. You point the camera. You click the self-timer. And then... More »
At the election Huhne plugged his family in election leaflets and lent his name to the words. Mail pushes Trimingham's gayness to the fore... More »
Can he walk in a straight line? Hell, no. But he can leap like a salmon and spin like a top... More »
To Stonehenge for the summer solstice. There are an estimated 20,000 people there to see the sun rise over Salisbury Plain in Wiltshire... More »
BP and the oil spill story moves on from Tony Hawyard's selfless quest for pristine waters to import to The Gulf in tankers - this week Tony is on the Isle of Wight... More »
Tattoos can be retro and show us how we used to live. In this gallery of vintage tattoos, you can see how they used to do it… More »
For those of you unable to make it to Whitechapel for the anti-fascist march, there was day out to be had by Downing Street... More »
Anorak has scoured the web and now presents more greatest vuvuzela pictures ever – what we call: “Now That’s What I Call Vuvuzela 2! – The Victoria Beckham Opus"... More »
In South Africa, Dr. Sonnet Ehlers has developed a condom with teeth to combat rape. Dr Ehlers recalls a meeting with a rape victim who proved to be his inspiration... More »
John Terry can preen and pout but England is not Chelsea. Terry is no strutting top dog immune from the bullet... More »