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18th, June 2010 Sports 26

World Cup Photos: England V Algeria

Prince Harry and Prince William are there. Which is nice… More »

18th, June 2010 Key Posts

The Greatest Vuvuzela Pictures Ever: Now That's What I Call Vuvuzela

We’ve scoured the web and can now bring the ultimate vuvuzela gallery… More »

18th, June 2010 Politicians

Do You Wish You Had Dale Petersen Watching Your Back?

Do you wish you had Dale Petersen watching your back? Well, no. Not through a gunsight or in a homo-erotic way... More »

18th, June 2010 Reviews

How To Play Luke Jerram's New York And London Piano Annoyingly - A Video Guide

Here's how to play your free piano... More »

18th, June 2010 Key Posts 21

Japanese Teacher Anri Suzuki Wants Sex With Students To Apologise For Japanese War Crimes

Anri Suzuki, 24, from Tokyo, says she will repair wrongs carried out by Japanese soldiers in China by having sex with the Chinese student body... More »

18th, June 2010 Politicians 1

In Great Photos: Carla Bruni Lays An Earring At Charles De Gaulle's Statue

It’s the 70th anniversary of General Charles de Gaulle's radio broadcast urging his nation to resist the Nazi occupation of France... More »

18th, June 2010 Reviews 13

Kyron Horman: Pictures, Step-Mother, Facebook And Timeline

Kyron Horman went missing in Oregon two weeks ago, on June 4, 2010. Kyron Horman is 7. His step-mother Terri Moulton Horman was with him... More »

18th, June 2010 The Consumer 2

The Driffield Porn Burger Caravan Gives Customers A Free Porn Film With Every Burger And Drink

The Driffield Porn Burger Caravan – where all customers are, allegedly, given a free porn DVD if they spent more than £5 on food and drink... More »

18th, June 2010 Key Posts

Political Correctness: The Future In A Gallery

If Churchill is fair game for the fascists, what hope for Sherlock Holmes, Johnny Depp, Manet and other great names? A gallery now follows... More »

18th, June 2010 Politicians 5

Forget Bloody Sunday - It's The Ballymurphy Massacre Inquiry We Want

Bloody Sunday is salved with the Saville report. The killed 14 were innocent. The British Army killed their own countrymen. But what of other killings? What of the Ballymurphy Massacre? More »

18th, June 2010 Celebrities 7

Dina Lohan, Lindsay Lohan And The Carvel Ice Cream Fiasco: Pictures

Dina Lohan, mother to Lindsay Lohan, is in a Carvel ice-cream store trying to use her daughter's Carvel "Black Card" to gt her frozen treats. Things go badly... More »

18th, June 2010 Strange But True 5

60 Human Heads Found In Box At Southwest Airlines - Kevin Smith's Pot Noodles?

Southwest Airlines has discovered 60 human heads in a box addressed to Medtronic, a medical research company in Fort Worth, Texas... More »

18th, June 2010 Sports 2

World Cup Photos: The Greatest South African Orphan Quote Ever

The best quote of the tournament is from Thambo Mzuli Aged 6, who seems to be media savvy and on message... More »

18th, June 2010 The Consumer 3

Ascot Hats In Pictures: The Sheikh Who Mistook Turn Ups For A Hat

Before you get to see the hats of Ascot perched atop the head of knobs and knobesses – and few interlopers in clingy dresses and shiny shoes – a word on Sheikh Mohammed Bin Rashid... More »

18th, June 2010 Money 8

British Petroleum V Obama: Henry Waxman And His League Of Gentlemen

"American environmental disasters for American people," goes the cry. Says one Obama aide... More »

18th, June 2010 Reviews 5

Koupparis And The Fox: 'Battered' Twins, Six Dead And Fox Attacks Cardiff School

Edwardian houses expect this kind of thing. Council estates invite it. But three-storey Victorian houses with period features… Well, it’s not the done thing... More »

17th, June 2010 Celebrities

Justin Bieber Has Mug Shot Taken: Police Disappointed

Bieber is drinking inside the Mug and Mallet bar in Ocean City, Maryland. And it’s not gripe water... More »

17th, June 2010 Music 2

Lady GaGa's Alejandro Is Not Ace Of Base's Don't Turn Around

More on Lady GaGa's Madonna-Ace of Base hybrid record Alejandro. Lady GaGa is Madonna's Camel, a popstar formed by committee... More »

17th, June 2010 Money 10

The BP Oil Spill Gets A Dead Whale And Barack Obama Alienates America's Friends

Victims of the BP Gulf of Mexico oil spill have a totem - a dead 25-ft sperm whale has washed up on the beach. And BP has Joe Barton... More »

17th, June 2010 TV & Radio 2

The One Show: Adrian Chiles Gags, Lenny Henry Kills And Cilla Black Noshes George Harrison's Avocado

Our pal Casetteboy has pulled together a compilation video of Chiles’s The One Show best bits. He should use it as his showreel. Enjoy... More »

17th, June 2010 Key Posts 2

World Cup: Did Sara Carbonero Cost Spain The World Cup (Photos)?

The World Cup story goes that the bratty team lost their rubber against the Swiss because Spanish goalkeeper Iker Casillas was distracted by his girlfriend, Sara Carbonero, stood behind the goal... More »

17th, June 2010 Celebrities

Gary Coleman Is Cremated Without His Money

Gary Coleman has died and the tabloid press, having already screamed “MURDER”, will have a field day with news that he is being cremated... More »

17th, June 2010 Celebrities

Eva Longoria And Tony Parker Order Their Babies On BOASTS

Eva Longoria Parker and tall husband Tony Parker are calling the BOASTS – Anorak’s Baby Ordering And Star Treatment Service.... More »

17th, June 2010 Reviews 1

Fox Girls: Isabella Koupparis Back In £800,000 Three-Storey Home

Finally, the vital facts emerge... More »

17th, June 2010 Reviews 6

Joran Van Der Sloot Playing Cards In Jail: Photos

If the US media can be bothered to remember, it’s Stephany Flores. And Van der Sloot, 22, has, reportedly, confessed to murdering her... More »