14th, June 2010
Strange But True
1 Getting out of Essex is hard enough – patience; a decent footballer; strong white hiking stilettos – but the man driving along the A12 at 8mph in his mobility scooter is not making it any easier. More »
14th, June 2010
Reviews
Ashley Judd wants to tell you that strip mining is bad. Strip mining is like raping Gaia. Strip mining is rape... More »
14th, June 2010
Money
12 BP is being taken over by Barack Obama. Well, not all of it - just the bits that do good works and reflect well on...Obama... More »
14th, June 2010
Celebrities
1 Keating cheated on his wife Yvonne with a Francine Cornell. Now Ronan of the uber alles hair has told his wife... More »
14th, June 2010
Key Posts
1 Derrick Bird: Why he did it - Reasons No. 4312a, b and c: The spurned lover. The dirty kitchen. And The Terminator... More »
14th, June 2010
Reviews
2 Scare Story of The Day focuses minds on windscreen wipers and news that the water squirted gives you Legionnaires’ Disease. But not cancer... More »
14th, June 2010
Strange But True
How much a squeeze of your testicles worth? Stephen Lewis got $300,000 when a guard at the prison he was residing in “sexually assaulted him”... More »
14th, June 2010
Key Posts
2 It took Lord Saville 12-years to inquire as to what went on in Northern Ireland. In 1972 British Paratroopers killed 13 civilians on a civil rights march in Derry City. How can it take so long?... More »
14th, June 2010
TV & Radio
Morgan is replacing Larry King as the face of CNN chat. The four-year-deal is said to be worth $5,5milion. And you can thank Robert Green... More »
14th, June 2010
Reviews
1 Twelve people are dead but the tabloids continue to wonder if there could have been more... More »
13th, June 2010
Music
1 On the Isle of White locals still point at planes. They noticed Pink. Some wanted to shoot her down... More »
13th, June 2010
Music
Debbie Harry made it from the Isle of White to Inverness in time to sing a few Blondie hits at RockNess. She looked good. Too good. And when we saw Ian Brown... More »
Obama would like to thank Agent Beckham... More »
13th, June 2010
Sports
Green has permitted all manner of sin. And he has allowed the rest of the squad to relax. England fans, raise a glass to Sir Robert Green - and take care you don’t drop it… More »
Tough Dave’s been on the phone to Barack Obama to remind him that soaking Robert Green’s gloves in BP oil was an inspired ploy... More »
13th, June 2010
TV & Radio
Introducing CBS 2's Tony Aiello who joins When Animals Attack: Pictures Of Animals Going For People.... More »
13th, June 2010
Reviews
1 Zoe and Lee Turner seen Bird crash his car. They go over to see if he is ok. He gets out. He is holding a rifle... More »
13th, June 2010
Celebrities
Katona, the face and body of own-brand ketchup, is getting back with Mark Croft, her estranged husband. Or, er, not... More »
13th, June 2010
Reviews
30 Isabella Koupparis and Lola Koupparis are savaged. But not dead. No. The media hides its disappoinment with an attack video and laughing at dead foxes... More »
You know how it is - you buy your dog a sex toy - and it plays with the box... More »
13th, June 2010
Music
We also spotted test tube sex symbols The Saturdays, Biffy Clyro and Debbie Harry. Blondie And The Strokes against The Saturdays. USA 2 – England 0... More »
13th, June 2010
Celebrities
6 Joe Jackson, father of dead (or is he?) singer Michael Jackson is talking about his son. Before he introduces Paris Jackson on stage - and before we get to see La Toya Jackson channeling Jackso's dead spirit (you cannoy miss this) - Joe says he could not reach Michael as well as his mother could have... More »
13th, June 2010
Reviews
Anorak's look at the Crossbow Cannibal in the media: introducing lover Leigh Miller, the Baby Lotion Buther, A Clockwork Orange, Son of Sam and the price of life... More »
12th, June 2010
Sports
9 England were going to do it for BP. England would show the Americans that Obama using an environmental disaster to kick the British would not be tolerated. It was not a green disaster. More »
12th, June 2010
Strange But True
1 The Los Angeles NAACP reserve the right to be offended by hallmark card characters Hoops and Yoyo saluting "black whores". Don Imus is writing cards...? More »
