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12th, June 2010 Key Posts 5

World Cup: England Fans Miss The Goal As ITV HD Goes Down

For those of you watching the World Cup on ITV in swanky HD, Steven Gerrard scored a goal. He scored while you were watching an advert... More »

12th, June 2010 Key Posts 5

World Cup: England v USA Death Blog (Pictures)

At least Green will feature on the World Cup compilation highlights tape... More »

12th, June 2010 Music

In Pictures: Paloma Faith Colours The Isle Of White Festival

Dqay 2 of the Isle of White Festival and Anorak’s favourite Chromatron Paloma Faith is following Marina Diamandis into our dreams... More »

12th, June 2010 Key Posts

World Cup Photos: Vuvuzelas Drown Out England Supporter's Band

England plays USA in Rustenberg. The game was memorable for one happy – oh, so happy-happy-happy event... More »

12th, June 2010 Celebrities

In Pictures: The Trooping Of The Colour Simmers With Sexual Tension

Camilla shared a buggy with Prince William. She made eyes at him (picture 5). He’s like his mother... More »

12th, June 2010 Reviews

Irish Anti War Movement Makes Peaceful Grab For Israel Potatoes

First they came for the potatoes... More »

12th, June 2010 Key Posts

The Greatest Face Modifications Ever

Anorak presents a collection of modified faces. Can humanity do better than God, intelligent design or the professionals who work out of Messers Nip ‘n’ Tuck’s Hollywood studios? More »

12th, June 2010 Strange But True 5

Balinese Teen Marries The 'Flirtatious' Cow He Raped

“She was calling to me, making flattering comments, then I had sex with her" And then it got worse... More »

12th, June 2010 Strange But True

In Pictures: 'Two Face' - The Kitten With Two Faces

Here's the kitten with two faces. In West Virginia, the kitten has four eyes, two noses and two mouths. the kitten asnswer to the name Two Face... More »

12th, June 2010 TV & Radio

Thief Smashes And Grabs Own Head: Video

To New Zealand, where two local criminal masterminds are using a rock to attempt a break in at Empire Skate, in Herd Street, Chaffers Marina... More »

12th, June 2010 Reviews 1

Fox 'Tried To Eat' Lola And Isabella Koupparis Says Expert: Pictures

Lola Koupparis is back home in Hackney. Her sister Isabella Koupparis remains in hospital. Lo;a was bitten on the face. Isabella was bitten on the arm... More »

12th, June 2010 Sports

Kim Jong Il Spotted At World Cup With Australia Camp: Photo

Can you spot Mr Kim Jong-il at the World Cup? Eyes down… More »

12th, June 2010 Key Posts

In Great Pictures: Slick England Thrash USA At World Cup

Altogether: He's fast, he's quick, he's like a BP slick, Wayne Rooney...Wayne Rooney... More »

12th, June 2010 Reviews

Stephen Griffiths: Prostitutes Deserve It More Than Women

Shelley Armitage is remembered - and the women, too... More »

11th, June 2010 In Pictures

Lesbian Kisses - Famous Ones

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11th, June 2010 Celebrities

Madonna On The 1980s School Run In Kent: Pictures

It was like a 1980s revival meeting as Madonna hooked up with Mohamed al Fayed at The New School in West Heath, Kent, for Lawnfest, a charity fundraiser in aid of the bursary fund at the school. More »

11th, June 2010 Music 5

Jay Z Barcodes The Isle Of White Festival: In Pictures

The Isle of White Festival is here – and we’ve got all the pictures... More »

11th, June 2010 Reviews

Al Gore's Body Language Exposes Him As A 'Green Faker'

The BBC reports on green fakery, a condition where the body is out of step with the mind... More »

11th, June 2010 Sports 1

Two World Cups And Two World Wars: Come On England

Anorak has the full World Cup package... More »

11th, June 2010 Key Posts 35

The Top Ten Oil-Related Football Chants To Serenade The USA

Anorak’s terrace choir has been singing all day. And we will be singing all night. we will singing when the BP oil is still pumping.... More »

11th, June 2010 Reviews 3

Why The Pentagon Is Hunting Wikileaks Founder Julian Assange Over Bradley Manning

WIKILEAKS founder Julian Assange is being hunted by the Pentagon. Bradley Manning is on the instant messenger... More »

11th, June 2010 Key Posts

In Pictures And Hideous Vuvuzelas: South Africa And Mexico Kickstart The Platitudes

When all the hacks and marketers have gone home, the memories will of the players... More »

11th, June 2010 Key Posts 5

In Pictures: World Cup Opening Ceremony At Soccer City

Grab your vuvuzela and blow up, blow up, blow up for England! If you can still hear - you weren't there... More »

11th, June 2010 In Pictures

US State Welcome Signs

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11th, June 2010 Madeleine McCann 17

Madeleine McCann: Is Charles O'Neill The New 'Maddie Paedo'?

Hewlett is dead. The “Maddie paedo” – as the tabloids called him – is dead. None of these men have been found. Introducing Charles O’Neill... More »