94-Year-Old Pleasures Himself With Vacuum Cleaner In Stranger's Garage
To a garage in Phoenix, Arizona, where 94-year-old Dale Warren Graham has a running vacuum cleaner attached to the front of his pants. More »
To a garage in Phoenix, Arizona, where 94-year-old Dale Warren Graham has a running vacuum cleaner attached to the front of his pants. More »
Twelve people are dead. Garry Purdham has been buried. Eleven are maimed. But it’s not enough. The media is hunting for more potential victims.. More »
Burke, 40, was wearing a leather gimp mask as he beat Narelle Carey over the head with a large dildo... More »
The lesbian kiss is the mainstay of the jobbing starlet making her way in showbiz. The kissers are never lesbians. Hollywood does not like real lesbians... More »
As Anorak reported yesterday, Stephen Griffiths – the Crossbow Cannibal who didn’t eat their victims but tossed their remains into the River Aire, allegedly - attempted suicide to get back on the news agenda.... More »
Barack Obama. What a ****... More »
Big Brother - the death knell... More »
Bongo Bongoland and the Former Soviet Republic of Bulimia are not our sort of World Cup, says Daily Mail reader... More »
With Tony Christie and Jarvis Cocker to the MOJO Honours List 2010 at the Brewery in London. Good do. But what about those faces? We couldn’t help but wonder who had aged the best, the worst and who had been assisted? More »
More news on the banking hotness that is Debrahlee Lorenzana, who claims she was sacked from Citigroup for being too darn sexy... More »
Madrid gays for equality ban the Israelis gay - you know the gays from the one country in the Middle East where you can be only gay and not be in fear of your life.... More »
Kayla Manson is the sweetheart on the telly. Her friend is the one in hospital. Her mouth breaks a taboo... More »
It's Brighton and Hove City Mayor Geoff Wells's birthday with Marilyn Monroe look-alike Laura Nixon. More »
Beyond Satire of The Day comes to us via the Bolton News, wherein we learn that “THREE Bolton Mosques are among the top 100 'women-friendly' in England”. More »
Meredith Kercher was not killed by the American Amanda, aka "Foxy Knoxy". Knox did not join her boyfriend Raffaele Sollecito and Rudy Guede in murdering Merdith Kercher... More »
For sale on PACT: Not Producers Alliance for Cinema and Television. Our Maddie is not a form of entertainment. No, really... More »
In 2010, Riversimple will site and operate a refuelling point for fleet of 30 cars. in Leicester... More »
Public opinion is fickle at the best of times, and never more so that where the national football team is concerned. So now that the “golden generation” has been recast as a bunch of no-hopers, it’s worth reconsidering the golden past – what little there is of it... More »
The fox that mauled twins Lola Koupparis and Isabella Koupparis is “BACK FOR MORE”! More »
Are you pregnant or are you fat? The BBC asks: “Is that woman pregnant or fat?” More »
Quo fans will not get the chance to work Brighton and Hove City Council.... More »
Inappropriate Child's Toy of the Day is the orgasmic truck. You've seen the sexy puzzle. You've sung along with the... More »
Whiting killed and raped eight-year-old Sarah Payne. High Court judge Sir Peregrine Simon has reduced his minimum sentence form 50 years to 40 years. The media is aghast... More »