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11th, June 2010 Strange But True 1

94-Year-Old Pleasures Himself With Vacuum Cleaner In Stranger's Garage

To a garage in Phoenix, Arizona, where 94-year-old Dale Warren Graham has a running vacuum cleaner attached to the front of his pants. More »

11th, June 2010 In Pictures

Tattoos - Weird And Stupid Ones

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11th, June 2010 Reviews

Derrick Bird Bloodlust: The Media Hunts For More Bodies

Twelve people are dead. Garry Purdham has been buried. Eleven are maimed. But it’s not enough. The media is hunting for more potential victims.. More »

11th, June 2010 Strange But True 1

Man Beats Woman With Large Dildo Then Tapes Dog To Palm Tree

Burke, 40, was wearing a leather gimp mask as he beat Narelle Carey over the head with a large dildo... More »

11th, June 2010 Celebrities

The Greatest Lesbian Kisses On Film: A Gallery

The lesbian kiss is the mainstay of the jobbing starlet making her way in showbiz. The kissers are never lesbians. Hollywood does not like real lesbians... More »

11th, June 2010 Reviews 5

Stephen Griffiths Failed To Learn From Harold Shipman And Derrick Bird

As Anorak reported yesterday, Stephen Griffiths – the Crossbow Cannibal who didn’t eat their victims but tossed their remains into the River Aire, allegedly - attempted suicide to get back on the news agenda.... More »

11th, June 2010 Music

The Mojo Honours Awards 2010: Winners And Pictures

Remember them? More »

11th, June 2010 Politicians 19

Britons Wake Up To Realisation That Obama Is An Opportunistic, Vain Politician

Barack Obama. What a ****... More »

11th, June 2010 Celebrities

Big Brother 2010: The Dregs - Live Blog In Pictures

Big Brother - the death knell... More »

10th, June 2010 Sports 2

Dear Daily Mail: Let's Have World Cup For The English Only

Bongo Bongoland and the Former Soviet Republic of Bulimia are not our sort of World Cup, says Daily Mail reader... More »

10th, June 2010 Music

MOJO Honours List 2010 In Pictures: Old, New And Rearranged Faces

With Tony Christie and Jarvis Cocker to the MOJO Honours List 2010 at the Brewery in London. Good do. But what about those faces? We couldn’t help but wonder who had aged the best, the worst and who had been assisted? More »

10th, June 2010 Money

Derahlee Lorenzana's Cosmetic Surgery Dream To Be Plain: Pictures

More news on the banking hotness that is Debrahlee Lorenzana, who claims she was sacked from Citigroup for being too darn sexy... More »

10th, June 2010 Strange But True 1

Madrid's Human Rights Gays Ban Israeli Gays From March

Madrid gays for equality ban the Israelis gay - you know the gays from the one country in the Middle East where you can be only gay and not be in fear of your life.... More »

10th, June 2010 Reviews 3

13-Year-Old Kayla Manson Says C.U.N.T On The Today Show: A New Sex Pistol Is Born

Kayla Manson is the sweetheart on the telly. Her friend is the one in hospital. Her mouth breaks a taboo... More »

10th, June 2010 Politicians

Brighton Mayor Caught With Marilyn Monroe

It's Brighton and Hove City Mayor Geoff Wells's birthday with Marilyn Monroe look-alike Laura Nixon. More »

10th, June 2010 Reviews

The 100 Least Women Friendly Mosques In Great Britain Are...

Beyond Satire of The Day comes to us via the Bolton News, wherein we learn that “THREE Bolton Mosques are among the top 100 'women-friendly' in England”. More »

10th, June 2010 Reviews 4

Meredith Kercher's Killer Amanda Knox Innocent Says Reliable Mafia Grass

Meredith Kercher was not killed by the American Amanda, aka "Foxy Knoxy". Knox did not join her boyfriend Raffaele Sollecito and Rudy Guede in murdering Merdith Kercher... More »

10th, June 2010 Madeleine McCann 10

Madeleine McCann: Kate McCann's Art For Sale On eBay

For sale on PACT: Not Producers Alliance for Cinema and Television. Our Maddie is not a form of entertainment. No, really... More »

10th, June 2010 Technology 13

Is The Riversimple Hydrogen Car Britain's Tata Tano?

In 2010, Riversimple will site and operate a refuelling point for fleet of 30 cars. in Leicester... More »

10th, June 2010 Sports 7

In 1966 England Won The World Cup In The Face Of Injury, Prison And Death

Public opinion is fickle at the best of times, and never more so that where the national football team is concerned. So now that the “golden generation” has been recast as a bunch of no-hopers, it’s worth reconsidering the golden past – what little there is of it... More »

10th, June 2010 Reviews 8

London Fox Savages Second Child: Pictures

The fox that mauled twins Lola Koupparis and Isabella Koupparis is “BACK FOR MORE”! More »

10th, June 2010 Reviews

Pregnant Teens Ordered To Wear "I AM FAT" Badge To Avoid Offending Mail Readers

Are you pregnant or are you fat? The BBC asks: “Is that woman pregnant or fat?” More »

10th, June 2010 Money

Brighton Council Bans Status Quo Fans From 'Radical' Jobs

Quo fans will not get the chance to work Brighton and Hove City Council.... More »

10th, June 2010 The Consumer

Inappropriate Child's Toy Of The Day: The Orgasmic Toy Truck

Inappropriate Child's Toy of the Day is the orgasmic truck. You've seen the sexy puzzle. You've sung along with the... More »

10th, June 2010 Reviews 3

Roy Whiting And Sarah Payne: Speaking On Behalf Of A Murdered Child

Whiting killed and raped eight-year-old Sarah Payne. High Court judge Sir Peregrine Simon has reduced his minimum sentence form 50 years to 40 years. The media is aghast... More »