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10th, June 2010 Politicians

David Miliband Misspells Diane Abbott's Name As Dennis Skinner Reaches For Osborne's Cocaine Line

Everyone is so excited about the Big One. No! Not the World Cup. No! Not Big Brother. No. this is the Labour Party leadership contest. Who do you want to lead the Labour Party? More »

10th, June 2010 Reviews 3

Stephen Griffiths: Crossbow Cannibal Makes Suicidal Bid For Attention: Wins?

Stephen Griffiths: He’s committed suicide by eating himself. The vain Crossbow Cannibal is no more. Well, not quite. It’s more a cry for attention... More »

9th, June 2010 Key Posts 1

Big Brother 11 2010: Housemates In Pictures And Nicknames

BIG Brother 2010. All the housemates in pictures and nicknames... More »

9th, June 2010 Celebrities 4

In Pictures: The Killers Permiere - Holfit Golan Outlasts Aston Kutcher And Katherine Heigl

To the premier of Killers, the Ashton Kutcher - Katherine Heigl show in which the saviour of planet earth, the punked guy who tweets pictures of Demi Moore’s arse plays a suave professional assassin... More »

9th, June 2010 Money

BP And Tony Hayward Are Now A Nigerian Scam: Letter

I am the private solicitor for Mr Tony Hayward, the esteemed Chairman and Chief executive of British Petroleum... More »

9th, June 2010 Sports 1

In Pictures: Fabio Capello Menaces Media As England Train For World Cup

At the Royal Bafokeng Sports Complex, Fabio is very much in charge... More »

9th, June 2010 Reviews

Mavi Marmara: Truth And The Muslim Brotherhood's Gift To Israel

Mohammed Beltagy was on the Mavi Marmara - you know, the peace boat on the fauxtilla - when the "massacre " began. He's telling his story to the Egyptian press. And they don't want to hear it. More »

9th, June 2010 Reviews

Bishop Of Blackburn Says Planes Damage 'God's Planet': Flies To Turkey (Twice)

Bishop of Blackburn moves in wondrous ways his interests to satisfy... More »

9th, June 2010 Reviews

In Pictures: A Minute Silence For Derrick Bird's Victims

There was a minute’s silence for Derrick Bird’s 12 murder victims... More »

9th, June 2010 Strange But True

Man About To Propose Watches Girlfriend Killed By Lightning

Richard Butler and his girlfriend, Bethany Lott, are stood in the mountains of North Carolina. On Max Patch Bald, near Asheville. Mr Butler is ready to propose…marriage... More »

9th, June 2010 Strange But True 2

Grandma Saves Dogs From Fire - Leaves Grandson In Bed

The 45-year-old leaps into action. She gathers her four greyhounds and dashes from the house – leaving her 11-year-old grandson Curtis upstairs in bed... More »

9th, June 2010 Key Posts 7

Fox Attack On Lola Koupparis And Isabella Koupparis: Pictures And Horror

All the news and views on the maraduaing baby-biting fox of east London... More »

9th, June 2010 Reviews 4

Lianne Smith: Why No Relatives At Killed Children's Funeral?

Smith’s murdered children Rebecca Smith, five, and brother Daniel, 11 months, have been buried in Spain... More »

9th, June 2010 Politicians 1

When Thatcher Met David Cameron - And Mr Cleggy Do

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9th, June 2010 Reviews 1

Israel Sends Aid Floatilla To Turkey: Armenians And Kurds Expectant

Israel sends floatilla of aid to Turkey... More »

9th, June 2010 The Consumer 3

The Shepherd's Loaf Retails At £21: More Bread Than Sense

Shepherd's Loaf costs £21. It is a normal sized loaf. If the Shepherd’s Loaf sells, money raised will feed a shepherd for a week... More »

9th, June 2010 TV & Radio

How Not To Load A Jetski Into A Van: An Idiot's Guide

Today's Video Guide - we teach you how not to load a jetski into a van: More »

9th, June 2010 Technology 1

Environmentalist Michelle Branch Launches 4x4 Mini Countryman

With Michelle Branch to the launch of the Mini Countryman, a new 4x4 MINI... More »

9th, June 2010 Reviews

Derrick Bird: Les Hunter Was Shot In The Face And Back: Pictures

Les Hunter is alive. Like Don Reed he was shot. Mr Hunter was shot in the face... More »

9th, June 2010 Key Posts 4

Those Post Oil Spill BP Logos In Pictures

BP is embroiled in an oil spill in the gulf. Natural oil is leaking into the natural seas. Nothing funny in that..? More »

9th, June 2010 Reviews

Ban On Cannabis Leads To Creation Of Mephedrone And More Dangerous Drugs: Who Knew?

. Sky News heads to China and discovers – shock horror – that the Chinese chemists are creating new compounds to circumvent the ban on mephedrone, aka meow meow... More »

9th, June 2010 Celebrities

Lindsay Lohan: Arrest Warrant Issued

Lohan’s learned to hide her alcohol-sensing SCRAM anklet with fashionable boots and long & loose clothing. But... More »

9th, June 2010 Key Posts

Derrick Bird: The CCTV Snuff Movie Goes On Sale: Pictures And Video

Today there are memorial services for Derrick Bird’s 12 victims. And in readiness for the mourning the Sun brings great news that the “PSYCHO CABBIE’S” rampage has been caught on CCTV... More »

8th, June 2010 Flashback 1

Pamela Green: Remembering The First British Film Nude

Green was the first woman ever to appear nude in a British movie - Michael Powell's 1960 nudge-nudge classic Peeping Tom. Before this she'd built up a considerable fanbase among acned wankers* as a 50s glamour model, a Jordan precursor but without the gob, acrylic talons and OK! tie-ups... More »

8th, June 2010 Reviews 1

Ashton Kutcher's NaviStar CXT Will Save The Gulf From BP's Oil

The BP oil spill in the Gulf is huge. And now Hollywood's top man Ashton Kutcher is on it... More »