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26th, May 2010 Strange But True 8

Husband Burns Down Family Home When Wife Fails To Have Dinner Ready

Beverly Jones is looking on as her husband, one Guy Jones, is burning down the family home because she didn’t have his dinner ready... More »

26th, May 2010 Celebrities 4

Katie Price's New Man And Peter Andre's Bergamot And Mint

Turns out that Dane and Alex are good chums. If Peter Andre can chum it up with them, then they have the making of pop group. But what will Muff Said smell like?... More »

26th, May 2010 Politicians 4

Barack Obama Is Decapitated By A Polar Bear, For Art And Mankind

Obama has been decapitated and eaten by a polar bear.... More »

25th, May 2010 Celebrities 2

Anti-Fur Gwyneth Paltrow At Furry Louis Vuitton's New London Shop Opening

altrow does not wear fur. LV loves fur. Remember when Paltrow wore fur for Tod’s and then apologised to Peta... More »

25th, May 2010 Strange But True 1

Matthew Clemmens Pleads Guilty To Using Vomit As A Weapon

Clemmens, 21, of New Jersey is up before the judge... More »

25th, May 2010 OK!

Chanelle Hayes And Jack Tweed Interview: And Baby Makes 2

Jack Tweed and Chantelle Hayes are “The World’s Most Shocking Celebrity Couple”. Yes, they are a celebrity couple, but are they shocking?.. More »

25th, May 2010 Celebrities

Sarah Ferguson Alleges That Prince Andrew Doesn't Just Play Golf And Shag: World Shocked

You cannot but feel sorry for Prince Andrew. One minute he’s a feckless amateur golfer jetting about the world eying up totty, his biggest worry keeping a decent side parting and not getting spotted staring your girlfriend’s breasts as you talk to him. More »

25th, May 2010 Celebrities

Hitler Does Jesse James Downfall Parody: The Sandra Bullock And Michelle McGee Interview

Jesse James wants to tell us that the picture of him with the Nazi salute was a joke. Hitler is soon going to come out of retirement to do a parody of Jess James’ Downfall... More »

25th, May 2010 Strange But True 1

Donkey Found Innocent of Assaulting 8-Year-Old

An 8-year-old girl has been assaulted... by a donkey, so they say. More »

25th, May 2010 Politicians

In Pictures: Queen's State Opening Of Parliament

Want to see the bit where Nick Clegg brushes David Cameron’s dandruff from his shoulders? Or how about when Sam Cam picks up the menu and orders the hummus? More »

25th, May 2010 Strange But True 12

Amazing Pictures Of French Spy Found And Hanged In Canada

In Canada, a new animal has been found. The creature looks like a blind dog-cat wearing Ralph Coates' old hair. Can we name this creature? More »

25th, May 2010 Reviews 4

The Ten Year Old Sex Offender, Olumide Fadayomi And A System Addicted To Sex

Two boys are accused of trying to rape an 8-year-old. The boys, aged 10 and 11, become Britain’s youngest sex offenders... More »

25th, May 2010 Strange But True 1

The Golden Shit Awards: Because Dogs Win Prizes Too

It's not all Crufts for dog owners. This award is for those owners who allow their dogs to befoul the city’s pavements and prefer to live in and among... More »

25th, May 2010 Strange But True 8

Nuns Set Up Massage Service: Jesus Smiles Happily

If you like your masseuse to be a virgin in a uniform, you’re in luck... More »

25th, May 2010 OK!

All Aboard Cliff Parisi's EastEnders' Wedding Bus

Cliff may well have fallen victim to Soap Syndrome, whereby the actor becomes indistinguishable from the character that led him up fame’s sticky pole... More »

25th, May 2010 In Pictures

Celebrities - Then And Now

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25th, May 2010 Strange But True

Funny Signs: Truthful Ones

We draw your attention to this collection of signs from around the globe. Study them all. They are here to help... More »

25th, May 2010 Celebrities

Tila Tequila Discovers An Addiction For Pills In Time For Rehab Show

One woman content factory Tila Tequila is looking over her CV and wondering "Why no rehab?" Our Man in LA looks at Tila's next venture... More »

25th, May 2010 Madeleine McCann 2

Madeleine McCann: Gypsies, Child Alerts And Coronation Street

The Sun brings news that Our Maddie has been spotted, and a new child alert scheme is launched, and Coronation Street is on hold... More »

24th, May 2010 Strange But True

Anthony Brandon Gonzales Is Tattoo Face Mugshot Of The Day

Add the name Anthony Brandon Gonzales to our gallery Greatest Tattooed Mugshots Ever... More »

24th, May 2010 In Pictures 2

Sarah Ferguson - Life And Fashion Crimes

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24th, May 2010 Strange But True

The World's Ugliest Pets

The ugliest cat in the world is Ugly Bertie.. More »

24th, May 2010 Flashback

RIP Ray Alan: Lord Charles Is Cremated (In Pictures)

RIP Ray Allen. You were Lord Charles' Handler in the day when radio ventriloquist was not an ironic gag... More »

24th, May 2010 In Pictures

Radio 1 Big Weekend - Bieber, Rihanna And...

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24th, May 2010 Celebrities 2

Jedward Do Chelsey Pucks: Behind The Scenes Video On The Shake 'n' Vac (Not Meow Meow, Kids) Advert

Hands up who wants to see behind the scenes at goings on at the new Jedward commercial for powdered Shake ‘n’ Vac (not meow meow, readers!)? Hands up? More »