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16th, May 2010 Celebrities

David Walliams Marries Lara Stone: In Photos

Walliams has married leggy Dutch model Lara Stone at Claridge's Hotel in central London. Laydees days, then... More »

16th, May 2010 Money

Ben Martin Is The A6 Layby Baber: Austin Maxi Lap Dancing Club To Open Soon

Businessman of the Day is Barber Ben Martin, 38, who has opened a hairdresser’s salon in a layby alongside the A6 near Luton... More »

16th, May 2010 Reviews

The Hyde Park Moon Walk And Underwater Shark Cycling: Pictures

Tina Aydon pedals her way around the shark tank at Deep Sea World near Edinburgh in aid of the Breast Cancer Campaign charity. And a moon walk More »

16th, May 2010 Reviews

Madeleine McCann Is Not Missing Suzanne Pilley

Suzanne Pilley is not Madeleine McCann. But she is missing... More »

16th, May 2010 Sports

Monaco Grand Prix: Bernie Ecclestone, Jennifer Lopez And Marc Anthony Create The Picture Of The Year

The best picture is of President and CEO of Formula One Bernie Ecclestone with R'n'B star Pharrell Williams, singer Jennifer Lopez and husband Marc Anthony in the paddock.... More »

16th, May 2010 Celebrities 4

Mallika Sherawat's Python Will Swallow You Whole: Hisss Does Cannes Pictures

"She's sexy... venomous... and she'll swallow you whole..." Oh, yes, she will... More »

16th, May 2010 Reviews

Fyodor Dostoevsky Station Sparks Suicide Frenzy On Moscow Underground

Scare Story of The Day comes via the Indy wherein we learn that “Fyodor Dostoevsky images on metro ‘could cause suicides’”... More »

16th, May 2010 Music

Michael Buble And The Double - 02 Gig In Pictures

I was lucky enough to be at the 02 yesterday, to see Michael Buble... More »

16th, May 2010 Celebrities

'Pregnant' Neo-Luddite Lily Allen Postpones Retirement

Lily Allen gave up music on May 2, 2010. We know this because she told us. She's still talking... More »

16th, May 2010 Strange But True

Boy Has Stick Removed From Eye Two Years After It Got There

Rahul Devi has a 3-inch splinter stick in his eye. It’s been in his eye for two years... More »

16th, May 2010 Sports 4

Update: Ashley Cole, Lucy Phillips' Gents Watch And Cheryl Cole's Support Network

Cole and the blonde toilet girl update: The blonde called Lucy is Lucy Phillips, 26, and Ashley “charmed Lucy into the gents toilets before they kissed ­ according to a friend”... More »

16th, May 2010 Sports

In Photos: Amir Khan Beats Paulie Malignaggi

Amir Khan did what was expected at Madison Square Garden, New York. And we've got great photos of the Boltonian in New York... More »

15th, May 2010 Sports

In Pictures: Ashley Cole In A 'Loo' With Lucy At The Double

If being with a blonde in a loo helps England to win the World Cup, we say get the blondes in the loos now. Get the loos to Cape Town pronto – these girls need to acclimatise. More »

15th, May 2010 Madeleine McCann 11

Madeleine McCann: Sunday Express Publishes Picture Of 'Suspect'

The Sunday Express' front page features a photo of Madeleine McCann and a figure... More »

15th, May 2010 Celebrities

Woody Allen Makes Living Dead Scenes In Cannes: Pictures

Allen: "My relationship with death remains the same. I'm strongly against it" More »

15th, May 2010 Reviews 38

How Media Use Stephen Timm's Alleged Attacker Roshonara Choudhary To Bash Muslims

Can the media use the incident to reinforce prejudice and its new agenda? More »

15th, May 2010 TV & Radio

Britain's Got Talent: Josh Barry, Ice, Marlene From Bournemouth And Twist & Pulse's Bean Soup

Britain’s Got Talent, and time to check up on tonight’s agonists competing to remind the Queen why she has Sky Plus... More »

15th, May 2010 The Consumer

Japanese McDonald's Customer Weighs His Salt Content With Scales

Did you know that McDonald’s sell their chips by weight? The Japanese diner in our video wanted his full quota of 135 grams... More »

15th, May 2010 Reviews 5

Look At This Pervy Video Of Children In Lingerie Dancing To Beyonce's Ring

Their performance was memorable in this Brave New World but it is a pity they left their Peado Bikinis at home. But maybe next time... More »

15th, May 2010 Politicians

Stephen Timms' Tautological Knife

Timms, the Lurch-like Labour MP for East Ham, who put the I before the P, has been knifed in his surgery... More »

15th, May 2010 Key Posts 3

The FA Cup Final In Pictures: Fans, Kids And Chelsea V Portsmouth

The FA Cup Final in pictures, featuring John Terry’s Chelsea Blue against David James’s Portsmouth FC (o.n.o.)... More »

15th, May 2010 Celebrities 1

Vernon Kay's One Man Golf With Cows: When Cows Attack

Vernon Kay is being chased by cows. No, not women upset by his extra-martial sexting – actual cows... More »

15th, May 2010 Strange But True 3

Chinese Astronaut Eats Anti-Terror Dog

Chineses astronaut Yang Liwei is plugging his new book The Nine Levels between Heaven and Earth by revealing how he chowed down on dog while in space... More »

15th, May 2010 Strange But True 2

Wootton Bassett Woman's Breast Impaled On Doorknob

The breast is not false and therefore detachable but natural and a part of her.... More »

15th, May 2010 Strange But True 1

Jessica Watson Beaten As Three Britons Sail Bouncy Castle Across Lake Garda

Three men off their boat... More »