15th, May 2010
Reviews
Baby P’s Mum, Tracy Connelly has spent a day with the kids. The Sun says the “jailed child killer” has been in a “secret reunion” with her surviving children... More »
15th, May 2010
Celebrities
If money is an insomniac, it's most likely it’s not to be trusted. Sleep depravation is a well known torture technique – a bit like listening to Douglas talking about his sex life.... More »
The sheep owner can rest assured the finest police minds are on it. As the BBC reports... More »
14th, May 2010
Sports
In the Hugo Boss tight briefs, Amir Khan. In the massive, oversized apple catchers and headband, Mr Paulie Malignaggi... More »
14th, May 2010
Celebrities
1 It’s Liam Gallagher at a photocall to promote his newly formed production company, In 1productions, which will develop a film about The Beatles. Or is it? More »
14th, May 2010
Sports
2 England wants to stage the 2018 World Cup. But a late bid has just come in. Sky News reports: “Beckham makes bid to hosts World Cup 2018.” More »
14th, May 2010
Politicians
GO HOME Gordon Brown - and take me with you. No, Yvette, no. The country needs you. The years of pretending to be Ed Balls' wife are behind you... More »
14th, May 2010
Reviews
Osler is a happier man. Dave Osler was accused byJohanna Kaschke of libel. It's a dread word. The blogger has been through the ringer... More »
14th, May 2010
Strange But True
"I turned around and saw this big kangaroo behind me, so I hastened my steps. It seemed a bit odd, but I continued walking and didn't think much about it. Then on the return walk he was there waiting for me..." More »
14th, May 2010
Music
And so to see Carol Decker, Nick Kershaw, Howard Jones, Andy Bell, Jimmy Somerville, Steve Strange and China Crisis... More »
Sure there is no written constitution, but the new Government has agreed to fixed-term parliaments of five years. Yep, you can’t get rid of them before their allotted time... More »
14th, May 2010
Celebrities
Crowe might be the first Irish-Australian Robin Hood, but the middle aged hero of the Middle Ages romancing his Milf Marian is less authentic than the genuine Sheriff of Nottingham... More »
Crowe stars in Robin Hood, a middle aged robin from the Middle Ages, with loadsa killing and Milf Marian. It’s a decent interview. But before you listen top it, here’s a review of the thing... More »
An eight year old girl says he was raped by two ten-year-old boys in Hayes, west London. The emdia reacts... More »
14th, May 2010
Music
2 With Myleene Klass’s impression of Megan Fox (NSFW), we went to the Classical Brit Awards, held at the Royal Albert Hall... More »
14th, May 2010
Celebrities
Mo-del who called Jack Tweed a "gentleman" now says he's a monster... More »
Bowen: "It has been an unusual and enjoyable new experience to be able to look on as the Israelis argued with their most important ally"... More »
13th, May 2010
Reviews
Older women with younger men (aka dirty old women) - are dying for their pleasures. More »
Can the Sun make up a headline to bash Gordon Brown? Madame Arcati investigates: More »
13th, May 2010
Celebrities
Girl actress Taylor Momsen tells Metro readers that she relaxes by flicking her switchblade open and shut. Daily Mail ponders... More »
13th, May 2010
Sports
1 News of John Terry’s dad, Edward Terry. We spotted him leaving Basildon Magistrates Court in Essex, apparently disguised a Tory MP... More »
13th, May 2010
Strange But True
9 More news on alleged squid sex enthusiast Andrew Dymond, 46... More »
13th, May 2010
Music
1 A caller wanted to hear Mysterio’s song One More Time played on Twin-Cities-based KHTC-FM (Now 96.3fm). Only... More »
RIP Tom McGrath AKA Willy Eckerslike, drummer and singer with the Lancashire Hotpots.... More »
