9th, May 2010
Politicians
7 Sky News' Kate Burley Teaches David Babbs About Impartiality
He wants fairness. Burley wants it too. She works for Rupert Murdoch - where impartiality is the byword... More »
9th, May 2010
Politicians
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9th, May 2010
Strange But True
Man Makes Newspaper From Bull Dung
Has Andrew Reilly found the future of print media by turning poo into paper? More »
9th, May 2010
Strange But True
ABC Hires Reporter Jack Meoff: Nominative Determinism At Work
Google says that ABC News has a new blogger with a very interesting name: “Jack Meoff.” It's nominative determinism, readers... More »
9th, May 2010
Technology
1 Fail: Volvo's Collision Warning With Auto Brake Crashes Into Truck
To the Volvo press coneference to marvel at the auto brake on the 2011 S60. The blurb trumpets. The demo is ready... More »
9th, May 2010
Politicians
Election News Round-Up: Brown's Requiem And Monarchy Rules
Helping us to understand Banzai Brown and his mates are the newspaper columnists... More »
9th, May 2010
Madeleine McCann
5 Madeleine McCann: The 'Suspect Photo, Scotland Yard And A New Maddie
Anorak’s at-a-glance guide to press coverage of Madeleine McCann – the 'suspect' photo, the new Our Maddie and Scotland Yard investigates... More »
9th, May 2010
TV & Radio
7 British Soap Awards 2010: Winners In Pictures
The awards are picked by viewers, taking into account hormones and how much stock they put on crying over a dead or abusive partner, and hacks who want to be on the telly. The hacks are called a “panel of experts”... More »
8th, May 2010
TV & Radio
1 2010 British Soap Awards: In Pictures, Tears, Boobs And Hormones
Ir's the British Soap Awards, the event where the woman who cried "No, Danny Dyer. No!” gets Best Actress, the one who bared more gets Sexiest Actor and the one who watched them all gets airlifted to the hospital through a hole in the lounge wall. More »
8th, May 2010
Politicians
VE Day Pictures: Banzai Gordon Brown Digs In After The War Is Lost
The Prime Minsters were all there at VE Day... More »
8th, May 2010
The Consumer
1 In Pictures: Harrods Under Al Fayed - Pussy Cat Dolls, Jennifer Love Hewitt's Bra And Stuffed Bears
Harrods has been sold by Mohamed al Fayed for £1.5bn to a buyer understood to be the Qatari royal family. Will the shrine to Princess Diana and Dodi Fayed remain in the store?... More »
8th, May 2010
Strange But True
Lord Jesus Christ's Face Seen In Northampton Road
Lord Jesus Christ has been run over. LJC has been hit by a car on a Northampton, Massachusetts crosswalk... More »
8th, May 2010
Reviews
2 Rev George Rekers And Chaz - Gay Baggage Handler Number 2
More news on Rev. George Rekers’, the anti-gay rights minister and rent boy Lucine - the one he hired to carry his bags... More »
8th, May 2010
Reviews
Danny Dyer: How To Set Your Lover's Genitals On Fire And Other Tips
Wonder if Alex or any other Zoo readers took note of Dyer’s column when he advised John in Glasgow to set fire to his lover’s vagina? More »
8th, May 2010
Reviews
1 The Downfall Of the Hitler Downfall Parodies: You Tube Turns Him Off
Those Hitler parodies on you Tube are a hit. Our pick is the Sheffield United result. But, as Matt Buck writes, the films could soon be no more... More »
8th, May 2010
Reviews
Scare Story: Massive Domestic Robot Lethally Wounds Human
Scare Story of the day features the German researchers who have discovered that robots in the home might attack humans... More »
8th, May 2010
Celebrities
Cheryl Cole And Will.i.am Cook Up A Gay Storm
Cheryl Cole (nation’s sweetheart Cheryl Tweedy) and Black Eyes Peas front man will.i.am (enemy of grammar) are being linked in love. Are they shagging? More »
8th, May 2010
TV & Radio
6 Britain's Got Talent: Janey Cutler Is Twice As Hairy As Susan Boyle
The Sun says Janey is “SuBo II”, an improved version of the hairy prototype. Cutler is hairier, owns more cats, has a longer-dead mum... More »
7th, May 2010
Politicians
Tim James, Alabama And The Business Of Sex Offending:
As a businessman I like inconveniencing sex offenders - in soft focus... As a businessman... More »
7th, May 2010
Celebrities
22 When Jedward Met Adam Lambert And The Black Eyed Peas: Pictures
Before Jedward move onto advertising instant mash, sucking on a flake, beating off a cup of Gold Blend, having one of those nights for Lemonade or getting an “ology” – toxicology - they have been meeting the stars. Here they are with Adam Lambert and The Black Eyed Peas… More »
7th, May 2010
Politicians
Aboard The BBC Election Boat With Andrew Neil's Nicky Haslam Meets Captain Bligh
Private Eye fans will have welcomed the sight of Ian Hislop positioned within slapping distance of our host.... More »
7th, May 2010
Celebrities
7 Monarchists Seize Power: Prince Harry Gets His Wings In Pictures
The Commons is lost. The time for the monarchists to rise up and seize the day. And we have your champion. Prince Harry is now able to fly.. More »
7th, May 2010
Politicians
Nick Clegg, Duckworth-Lewis, Brownkenstein And The Election Fail In Pictures
Brown can be brought back to life. Nick Clegg has the power. Nick Clegg can create Brownkenickstein... More »
7th, May 2010
Celebrities
Kerry Katona's New Man Is Mark Croft Or Brian McFadden?
To go with her bipolarism, gurning, tonguing and supermarket peeps, Kerry has a new man in her life... More »
