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4th, May 2010 Reviews 1

Anti-Gay Rights Minister Dr. George Rekers, Rent Boy And Playing The Pipe Organ

Want to hear the real reason why the anti-gay rights campaigner hired a chap on Rent Boy.com? You need to... More »

4th, May 2010 Reviews

The Pope Song: Tim Minchin's Sodomy Swing

Still unsure what to make of the Pope and all those priest peadophiles? Tim Minchin has penned The Pope Song... More »

4th, May 2010 Celebrities

Justin Bieber's Ich Liebe Dich Video: NSF Germans

Justin Bieber. Ich lieber dich. Whoah! Take it easy, Just-in. Ich lieber dich is German for I love Dick & Dom... More »

4th, May 2010 Strange But True

Man Grows And Eats Own Light Bulbs

Mr 54-year-old Wang Xianjun is doing his bit to reduce the looming lightbulb mountain by eating the "crispy and delicious" shiners with his breakfast... More »

4th, May 2010 Reviews

Tiger Woods: Socially, Artistically, It Was Totally Worth It"

"Financially, it wasn't worth it"... More »

4th, May 2010 Celebrities 1

In Pictures: Victoria Beckham Arrives In London, Songs Are Sung

Did you see Victoria Beckham arriving at Heathrow Airport from Los Angeles? Yeah, you did. More »

4th, May 2010 Celebrities

Roman Polanski's J'Accuse To The US Authorities

Polanski drugged and buggered a 13-year-old girl called Samantha Gailey, now Samantha Geimer. Roman P0lanski says he's also the victim. More »

4th, May 2010 Celebrities 5

Health Alert: Jedward's Shake And Vac Does Not Contain Mephedrone

Jedward's agents got in touch to remind us that Shake 'n' Vac is not a drug that makes you sing and dance as you get the stench of cat wee out of your rug... More »

4th, May 2010 Hello!

Cheryl Cole's Lips Gloss And Go: Pictures

Cheryl says she does not read the media any more. She realises on advice from people who know her like her, er, hairdresser... More »

4th, May 2010 In Pictures

Nick Clegg - Lol Clegzz

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4th, May 2010 Reviews 3

Election In Photos: Manish Sood Damns Gordon Brown And Other Tactics

Manish Sood, the Labour Party’s candidate for North West Norfolk, says Gordon Brown is “the worst Prime Minister Britain has ever had”... More »

4th, May 2010 Hello!

Sarah Ferguson Will Run The London Marathon Like Icon Daughter Beatrice

“I have been her icon for the last 21 years and today she has become mine. I’m going to run the London Marathon next year"... More »

4th, May 2010 Reviews 4

In Pictures: London's Elephant Parade

There are over 260 model baby elephants in central London as part of the Elephant Parade, each one decorated by an artist or celebrity... More »

4th, May 2010 Celebrities 5

Jedward's Shake 'n' Vac Advert: Pictures, Video And Meow Meow

Can X Factor Duracell Gonks John and Edward Grimes, aka Jedward, make the 1980's Shake n' Vac song a hit – and make Shake ‘n’ Vac the new meow meow? More »

4th, May 2010 Reviews

Iceland Earthquake Triggers Barbados Travel Boom

The Icelandic earthquake is back. Fly! Don’t walk... More »

4th, May 2010 Celebrities

Tiges Woods, David Boreanaz And The Rachel Uchitel Rumour

Is Tiger's Woods' old associate Rachel Uchitel the other woman in married Bonez star David Boreanaz's life story..? More »

4th, May 2010 Reviews

The LibDems Invent The Fraud-Proof Card For Fraudsters

Immigration is the hot topic. And the LibDems are on top of it... More »

4th, May 2010 Madeleine McCann 1

Madeleine McCann: Katie Price, JonBenet Ramsey And PR Paedos

The McCanns are doing what they hope will keep their child in the public eye and bring her back alive and well to them. And the media is lapping it up... More »

4th, May 2010 The Consumer

The Most Sexually Suggestive Foods: An Updated Gallery

Anorak presents an updated gallery of the world's most sexually suggestive foods and beverages - and some that are plain disgusting... More »

4th, May 2010 Strange But True

Real Life Spider Man Rescues X-Men Omnibus From Baddie

At the Adelaide Comic Centre, man is attempting to steal an X-Men Omnibus. It is said to be worth £100... More »

4th, May 2010 Hello! 5

Sandra Bullock Interview: Louis Bardo Bullock, The Universe, Jesse James, Poop And Pictures

Sandra Bullock reveals all about Jesse James, son Louis and more... More »

4th, May 2010 Celebrities

Jack Tweed's Cuddle Animal Laura Rose Jones In Pictures

It's Jack Tweed's glamour girl pal... More »

3rd, May 2010 Celebrities 2

Lynn Redgrave RIP: A Life In Rare Pictures

Who can not feel for Vanessa Redgrave. Her daughter, Natasha Redgrave, brother Corin and now her sister Lynn has passed. More »

3rd, May 2010 Reviews

British Muslims Say Vote Conservative To The Tune Of 'I Vow To Thee, My Country'

The Muslims appear. They are not gurning loons screaming at pigeons in the precinct, demanding Sharia law and that all Jews, gays and Christians must die. More »

3rd, May 2010 Reviews 2

Ribble Valley Tories' Racist Joke Exposed And The Guardian Forgets Kirk, Tonge And Dalyell

An election looms, so perfect time, then, for Simon Farnsworth, a Tory councillor for Ribble Valley councillor, send a racist joke to Ken Hind... More »