3rd, May 2010
Reviews
McAlpine has been charged with causing “harassment, alarm or distress” for standing on the top of stepladder telling a passing shopper that homosexuality goes against the word of god... More »
3rd, May 2010
Politicians
What is the purpose of these marches? With no political campaign, whatever the intent is, it has no chance of being made real... More »
3rd, May 2010
Reviews
1 In Moscow, a bunch of demonstrators are walking about with little blue buckets on their heads... More »
3rd, May 2010
Politicians
5 Barack Obama tells a crowd that "countries like Europe" do not "replenish" their human stock with new arrivals. More »
3rd, May 2010
Celebrities
1 Paris grows on herself... More »
He is ready to be expunged. Win or lose Gordon is out. Although the grin - that grin! - will linger... More »
3rd, May 2010
Celebrities
1 Sally Whittaker has cancer. Sally Whittaker plays Coronation Street’s Sally Webster, who has cancer... More »
The Bank Holiday in pictures. The weather. The wetness and the cold. The nuns... More »
Should the word milk be used for fluids that do not come from a cow, like soy milk... More »
2nd, May 2010
Celebrities
Lea Michele is in café dining on a breakfast of oatmeal with soy milk and berries... More »
The article is preposterously headlined “Secret Christian donors bankroll Tories”; this is absurd because the donors discussed are hardly “secret”, either as regards the money they have donated or their religious faith... More »
2nd, May 2010
Celebrities
Jack Tweed might be a gormless pillock or a sex god. Form your own opinions. But he is definitely not a rapist. So, what to make of the NoTW’s story: “My hell as I told Mum 'I'm girl in Tweed rape'.” More »
2nd, May 2010
Sports
Bring on the gymnastics! To the women’s European Championships 2010 at the National Indoor Arena... More »
2nd, May 2010
Reviews
1 It was a nice sunny day in London. The kind of nice sunny day when a man minded to pull on a leather-look hood and execute Nick Clegg... More »
The Election in pictures: it's the Bank Holiday and Gordon Brown is wearing his god on his sleeve... More »
2nd, May 2010
Reviews
4 Liberal Democrat would be MP for York Outer, reportedly, tells the audience at York University that she supports Lib Dem peer Jenny Tonge’s demand for an invetigaion into whispers that Israel steals organs from dead bodies in Haiti. An evil crime, right? More »
2nd, May 2010
Key Posts
Maria Froilana Esquivel of Oxnard has seen the Virgin Mary in a soup pot filled with corn... More »
As you can see, the place is filmed from all angles. It's CCTV at home with mum and dad... More »
2nd, May 2010
Madeleine McCann
9 Madeleine McCann’s latest video has been released. The innocent child who became the media’s “Maddie” approaches the third anniversary of her disappearance... More »
2nd, May 2010
Celebrities
5 The transformation of Kerry Katona from desperate gurning mess into a front-line nation’s sweetheart is job akin to knitting diarrhoea... More »
2nd, May 2010
Madeleine McCann
5 The Daily Express leads with news of a new suspect. And they have been caught on "film"... More »
1st, May 2010
TV & Radio
1 Olivia Archbold is the year’s big new singing sensation on Britain’s Got Talent. Olivia sings a song about angles. More »
1st, May 2010
Celebrities
The Gumball 3000 rally kicked off in London. The rich, famous, rich, sort-of-famous, rich and did we mention the rich all drive their cars from London to New York... More »
Is Harrison Ford going to trump Trudie Styler, Mrs Sting, she who makes “occasional use of private aviation fuel"? More »
1st, May 2010
TV & Radio
11 It's Newcastle. And its Olivia, Susan Boyle, Harry Mondryk, Clive And Claire, Justin Bieber, Justin Bieber, Justin Bieber, Justin Bieber - and not Justin Bieber. It's Connected... More »
